ABSTRUSE
Cirque du Freak
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- Mar 4, 2003
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CharleyH said:Dear Abs,
Fuck off.
Sincerely,
Charley
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Dear Charley,
I love you too.
Abs

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CharleyH said:Dear Abs,
Fuck off.
Sincerely,
Charley
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ABSTRUSE said:Dear Lou,
our camera on the chopper has spotted what appears to be tree branches poking out of a window. Squirrel crews are at the location now trying to figure out what to do. More to come.
Abscam
Tatelou said:Dear Abscam,
That is a very worrying development. I hope Dubya doesn't deem it necessary to go to orange alert.
Anxious,
Lou
ABSTRUSE said:Dear Lou,
It seems as though secret service agents are assisting the squirrels at this time, however we can not get close to see as we were fired upon with acorns and macadamia nuts.
A woman did appear in the window earlier and gave us the finger.
Abscam.
Tatelou said:Dear Abscam,
Well, at least the big boys have gone in. Do you think they'd pay me a visit afterwards?
Have you got a water pistol in your chopper? I hear that works well.
She sounds like a woman not to be messed with. Go careful, ok?
Concerned,
Lou
ABSTRUSE said:Dear Lou,
Not to worry, I shook a can of Coke and threw it at them, they scattered.
We did get an artist's rendition of the woman, she was apparently trying to put lights on the tree.
Abscam
Tatelou said:Dear Abscam,
I am finding it increasingly difficult to type, because my hands are shaking so much through laughter.
I'm going to have to leave here for a while now, as my bladder is also suffering.
Keep me updated,
Lou
MlledeLaPlumeBleu said:Darlings! Like that crappy siamese cat in The Incredible Journey, I've found my way home. Whoever left me at that highway rest stop better come clean or there'll be hell to pay.
This semester has kicked my ass. But, I have two more weeks to go and then a month off! YAy.
So I'll be around aaalll the time, and then you'll wish I wasn't...
>;.D
MlledeLaPlumeBleu said:Darlings! Like that crappy siamese cat in The Incredible Journey, I've found my way home. Whoever left me at that highway rest stop better come clean or there'll be hell to pay.
This semester has kicked my ass. But, I have two more weeks to go and then a month off! YAy.
So I'll be around aaalll the time, and then you'll wish I wasn't...
>;.D

ABSTRUSE said:Lou, quick!! Swallow this thread before I get in trouble!![]()

Tatelou said:I've got a big mouth, but I don't think it's big enough for this job. Yer on yer own.![]()
ABSTRUSE said:That's what I like about you, always by my side through thick or thin.![]()

CharleyH said:I dunno Lou, Lewd fits quite nicely in thereCertainly, it would not be a stretch to swallow whatever Abs is dishing.
CharleyH said:I dunno Lou, Lewd fits quite nicely in thereCertainly, it would not be a stretch to swallow whatever Abs is dishing.

Tatelou said:Yup, that's why I said I've got a big mouthBut, no, it ain't big enough to swallow the trail of evidence Abs has left.
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ABSTRUSE said:I'm good at disposing of bodies.![]()

Tatelou said:"A friend is someone who will help you move. A best friend is someone who will help you move... a body."![]()