Tffa&c!!

[ABSTRUSE]

You're like a pig in shit, aren't you?

(And, no, Charley's not out of the club, I love her I do. So, stick that in your pipe and smoke it.)

Yes, yes I am.

Okay, she gets to stay only because her name is in the thread...but if she steps outta line........so help me!!!!

 

[cloudy]

For the squirrel master

 

[CharleyH]

For the squirrel master

YO - I am sick of politics and happy as a clit could be to see you

 

[cloudy]

YO - I am sick of politics and happy as a clit could be to see you

I love you too.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Damn Lou is off getting a life.

Sending out an SOS to Dr. T and the Shaman. Need 5 mins if you can spare. You know where to find me.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Damn Lou is off getting a life.

Sending out an SOS to Dr. T and the Shaman. Need 5 mins if you can spare. You know where to find me.

Nevermind.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

MlleLeHitandRun has been sighted.
Her unitit story must almost be finished. I bet it goes up at the same time as the Closing Ceremonies of the Lit Olympics.

 

[Guest]

When does hell freeze over? Have you been given the nod?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

When does hell freeze over? Have you been given the nod?

I feel it in me bones lassie.......the end is nigh.

Talked to Charley before and wouldn't you know it, a fucking mouse showed up in the room with me.....she has powers, great and magikal powers over vermin.

 

[cloudy]

I feel it in me bones lassie.......the end is nigh.

Talked to Charley before and wouldn't you know it, a fucking mouse showed up in the room with me.....she has powers, great and magikal powers over vermin.

Good. They're moving in with you instead of me. I hate those little fuckers.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Good. They're moving in with you instead of me. I hate those little fuckers.

I should have known, they have southern accents.

 

[cloudy]

I should have known, they have southern accents.

They're Charley's spies, she trained them to squeak with a drawl.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

They're Charley's spies, she trained them to squeak with a drawl.

That bitch. I never trusted her.
Watch, now she'll appear out of nowhere, just slink in and sneak a post

 

[cloudy]

That bitch. I never trusted her.
Watch, now she'll appear out of nowhere, just slink in and sneak a post

Of course she will....that's why we talk about her, isn't it?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Of course she will....that's why we talk about her, isn't it?

yes cause she's not here to defend herself.....besides I've alerted the border patrol incase she tries to get in here.

 

[cloudy]

yes cause she's not here to defend herself.....besides I've alerted the border patrol incase she tries to get in here.

Did you remind them that she sometimes is disguised as a squirrel?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Did you remind them that she sometimes is disguised as a squirrel?

I gave them all the pics and info.....and a smattering of truth....she's tall.

 

[cloudy]

I gave them all the pics and info.....and a smattering of truth....she's tall.

Just you and me today, huh? I missed the knicker queen, dammit.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Just you and me today, huh? I missed the knicker queen, dammit.

Yeah, I was hoping for a bad ass reunion. We need to set up a play date for the four of us.
We'll have to send the Queen and the Prime Minister an invitation.

 

[cloudy]

Yeah, I was hoping for a bad ass reunion. We need to set up a play date for the four of us.
We'll have to send the Queen and the Prime Minister an invitation.

as long as she brings her purse....maybe we can knick those Duran Duran tickets while she's not watching.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

as long as she brings her purse....maybe we can knick those Duran Duran tickets while she's not watching.

BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

"Hungry like the wooooooooooooolf"

 

[Guest]

Just you and me today, huh? I missed the knicker queen, dammit.

Oi, who are you calling the knicker queen?

You Twat.

 

[cloudy]

Oi, who are you calling the knicker queen?

You Twat.

Yay!!!!

You're the knicker queen, you swank phone sex person, you.

 

[Guest]

Yay!!!!

You're the knicker queen, you swank phone sex person, you.

Oooh, oooh, I have lots of AH'ers phone numbers now. Who shall be my next victim?

I wonder if Liar's back yet?

 

[cloudy]

Oooh, oooh, I have lots of AH'ers phone numbers now. Who shall be my next victim?

I wonder if Liar's back yet?

As much as I hate to say it because it burns when I do....I've missed you.