Texas...which part are you from!

[hcal]

Texas...which part are you from!

 

[Sinny]

The part that is not in Texas?

Dude, go check out Lit Personals. This is not the home for this shit.

 

[IndieSnob]

The part that doesn't suck.

Meaning I don't live anywhere in Texas.

You're welcome.

 

[Sinny]

^ score.

Also, for anyone who hasn't already encountered this douchecanoe, here ya go.

my sis-in-law has been co-ercing me to have sex with her...she s insatiable.......i m married....she says "so what, i am married too, it s just for the fun"
please advice guys...what should i do...i do have the hots for her...but now since i am married and dont want to be a cheater!!

 

[IndieSnob]

^ score.

Also, for anyone who hasn't already encountered this douchecanoe, here ya go.

I always knew Rick Perry posted here.

Now I know his username.

 

[Sinny]

I always knew Rick Perry posted here.

Now I know his username.

Huh. I always thought Boxlicker was RP. Weird!

Let's talk about hot sauce in this thread instead.

Sri Racha, Tapatio and Frank's. Hells yeah.

 

[IndieSnob]

Huh. I always thought Boxlicker was RP. Weird!

Let's talk about hot sauce in this thread instead.

Sri Racha, Tapatio and Frank's. Hells yeah.

Let's not talk about it. I can't handle hot sauce. Not because I'm a wuss. I love the taste. It's my gut that doesn't like it.

Now I want Texas BBQ though. Even though that shit bugs my stomach too. Fuck.

I think all I have here is Cheerios.

FUCK.

 

[Radiohead]

Hell.

Oh wait thats all of texas... and if you get reallllllly drunk in michigan too.

 

[Sinny]

Let's not talk about it. I can't handle hot sauce. Not because I'm a wuss. I love the taste. It's my gut that doesn't like it.

Now I want Texas BBQ though. Even though that shit bugs my stomach too. Fuck.

I think all I have here is Cheerios.

FUCK.

Loves me some barbacoa. MOW.

Ok, so pizza is to me what hot sauce is to your digestive track. I am at this girl's night function at this great tavern with deep dish pizza and I am telling everyone, "helllll no I am not eating that." So my pal reaches into her purse and hands me a Zantac. Fucking changed my life.

 

[hcal]

Pharr/Houston/Dallas/San Antonio

Pharr/ Houston/ Dallas/ San Antonio ????????

 

[Sinny]

^ stfu jackwad.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Huh. I always thought Boxlicker was RP. Weird!

Let's talk about hot sauce in this thread instead.

Sri Racha, Tapatio and Frank's. Hells yeah.

Before you get to those, tell me what the hell this is:

"White Girl Salsa?" what the ffff...

 

[gravyrug]

Loves me some barbacoa. MOW.

Ok, so pizza is to me what hot sauce is to your digestive track. I am at this girl's night function at this great tavern with deep dish pizza and I am telling everyone, "helllll no I am not eating that." So my pal reaches into her purse and hands me a Zantac. Fucking changed my life.

I live on Zantac these days. I can usually handle a fair bit of spicy, but if my sinuses are acting up, peanut butter causes heartburn.

Also, I'm in the part of TX that wishes we could get rid of the assholes. I'm kind of used to it, though, since I grew up in MS.

 

[IndieSnob]

Loves me some barbacoa. MOW.

Ok, so pizza is to me what hot sauce is to your digestive track. I am at this girl's night function at this great tavern with deep dish pizza and I am telling everyone, "helllll no I am not eating that." So my pal reaches into her purse and hands me a Zantac. Fucking changed my life.

Oh, I'm on strong ass RX proton pump inhibitors.

Doesn't mean that I don't wake up every other morning with such bad reflux that I'm throwing up for the first 15 minutes of the day. Even if I stopped eating at 5 PM and had nothing bad to eat.

Fucking GERD.

 

[Radiohead]

I live on Zantac these days. I can usually handle a fair bit of spicy, but if my sinuses are acting up, peanut butter causes heartburn.

Also, I'm in the part of TX that wishes we could get rid of the assholes. I'm kind of used to it, though, since I grew up in MS.

Zantac works on spicy for you?????

 

[gravyrug]

Zantac works on spicy for you?????

Usually. Every once in a while it gets overloaded, but that's not specifically from spicy. Combination of factors. Spicy + garlic + sinus issues = a bad night no matter what.

 

[Sinny]

FFS, Zumi, where did you find that? I can't even quote it. Bwa ha haaaa.

I live on Zantac these days. I can usually handle a fair bit of spicy, but if my sinuses are acting up, peanut butter causes heartburn.

Also, I'm in the part of TX that wishes we could get rid of the assholes. I'm kind of used to it, though, since I grew up in MS.

I have heartburn now, dammit. I made bacon cheeseburgers for the child, per his request. I may die now.

Oh, I'm on strong ass RX proton pump inhibitors.

Doesn't mean that I don't wake up every other morning with such bad reflux that I'm throwing up for the first 15 minutes of the day. Even if I stopped eating at 5 PM and had nothing bad to eat.

Fucking GERD.

Summabitch, that blows. Sorry, Indie!

 

[gravyrug]

FFS, Zumi, where did you find that? I can't even quote it. Bwa ha haaaa.



I have heartburn now, dammit. I made bacon cheeseburgers for the child, per his request. I may die now.



Summabitch, that blows. Sorry, Indie!

I made the awesome meatloaf with garlic smashed taters. I'm just pleasantly stuffed.

Also, hate that for you, Indie.

 

[dolf]

i was deliberately born english, just to be far away from texas.

also, douchecanoe is a fantastic word.

 

[Wrong Element]

My system lays waste to Zantac. Only the hard stuff will do at this point.

I could reduce my general stress level by resigning myself to "becoming a Texan" (a very different thing than merely living in Texas), but my psyche would reject the transplant.

 

[Sinny]

That made me pee laugh. Plaugh.

 

[hcal]

Whatever

 

[girlsmiley]

Whatever

Aww. Nobody likes a poor loser.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Whatever

Whatever ain't no part of Texas I ever heard of.

They speak English in Whatever?

 

[butters]

Before you get to those, tell me what the hell this is:

"White Girl Salsa?" what the ffff...

is it made out of white girls? everybody's red on th'inside.