Texas Roll Call 2

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I think she's afraid of what I'll make her do if she ever got that close...

Are we pushing for the 5k marker tonight, or what?

 

[1sickbastard]

Are we pushing for the 5k marker tonight, or what?

21 posts to go.

I say we go until we have to open the new thread and do it tonight.

 

[L8tnIt]

Born in Ft. Hood... does that count?

 

[JennyNo1]

Born in Ft. Hood... does that count?

Once a Texan, always a Texan! Welcome!

 

[Endless_Night]

I think she's afraid of what I'll make her do if she ever got that close...

Well that's certainly true.

 

[Endless_Night]

Born in Ft. Hood... does that count?

Howdy!

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Born in Ft. Hood... does that count?

Of course!
Can you sing, or make snacks, or do magic or anything?

 

[L8tnIt]

Thank you kindly for the warm invite. Hell... I even have the professional nickname of "Cowboy"- and that isn't even based off of my origin.

 

[1sickbastard]

Well that's certainly true.

And you said it without blushing purple, well, at least until I said something....

 

[Endless_Night]

Of course!
Can you sing, or make snacks, or do magic or anything?

Not that we're self-serving or anything.

 

[L8tnIt]

Of course!
Can you sing, or make snacks, or do magic or anything?

I have been identified as a Professional BadAss!

 

[JennyNo1]

Of course!
Can you sing, or make snacks, or do magic or anything?

Or have chocolate or a credit card?

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Born in Ft. Hood... does that count?

But you're going to have to explain your name to me
I never took to l33t speak or any of that.. ahhh... stuff

 

[Endless_Night]

And you said it without blushing purple, well, at least until I said something....

Don't make me sick Collar on you!

Oh wait. You'd probably like that.

 

[L8tnIt]

And you said it without blushing purple, well, at least until I said something....

Let's have a shot or three of Wild Turkey 101, then talk about blushing purple...

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I have been identified as a Professional BadAss!

Oooook.
You can cancel my last request

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Don't make me sick Collar on you!

Oh wait. You'd probably like that.

Hell... I would like that!

 

[L8tnIt]

But you're going to have to explain your name to me
I never took to l33t speak or any of that.. ahhh... stuff

Long story short:
I have the badge; I have the gun; and I keep the Peace. Think Marshal Dillion.

 

[JennyNo1]

I have been identified as a Professional BadAss!

We're going to have to see your certification, sir.

 

[L8tnIt]

Oooook.
You can cancel my last request

I teach Martial Arts during the day, work for 2 Security companies, and hold a 4th job as a Bouncer.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

It puts the lotion on its skin.
Oh no, wait... that other thing.
It hovers on ignore.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Come on 5000

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Too much?

 

[Wife of Bath]

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