Texas Roll Call 2

[JennyNo1]

They've closed the old thread, but we can't have Texans roaming all over Lit with no home base, can we? Texans, make your presence known!

 

[1sickbastard]

Oh give me a home
Where the Texicans rome...

 

[newbiebabe]

where the mule and the goats play...

 

[1sickbastard]

Where often is heard...

 

[newbiebabe]

long and drawling words

 

[exitingeden]

Morning ya'll

 

[1sickbastard]

long and drawling words

And football fan herds

 

[SimplyMsT]

Here's some Texas Wisdom ...

1.Never slap a man who's chewin' tobacco.

2. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

3. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.

4. If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.

5. If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.

6. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

7. There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.

8. If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

9. Don't squat with your spurs on.

10. It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.

11. Always drink upstream from the herd.

12. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

13. There are three kinds of people: The ones that learn by reading, the few who learn by observation, and the rest of them who have to touch the fire to see for themselves if it's really hot.

 

[JennyNo1]

Here's some Texas Wisdom ...

1.Never slap a man who's chewin' tobacco.

2. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

3. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.

4. If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.

5. If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.

6. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

7. There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.

8. If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

9. Don't squat with your spurs on.

10. It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.

11. Always drink upstream from the herd.

12. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

13. There are three kinds of people: The ones that learn by reading, the few who learn by observation, and the rest of them who have to touch the fire to see for themselves if it's really hot.

Words to live by fer sure!

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

WHAT?

Ok..we did have a big thread. Big state..Big thread..go figure.


*subscribes*

 

[1sickbastard]

Hola RA.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Hola RA.

BO-WEEE--NOS....DEEE--AAAHHHHSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS, SB

 

[1sickbastard]

BO-WEEE--NOS....DEEE--AAAHHHHSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS, SB

Aiye, una gringa loca!

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Aiye, una gringa loca!

SÍ... una gringa chula y muy loca, Papi...

 

[Endless_Night]

Had the old thread reached 5000?

Oh, and Hola!

 

[1sickbastard]

Had the old thread reached 5000?

Oh, and Hola!

Reached and surpassed. I'm surprised it hadn't been closed earlier.

Do come by Miss T's Cantina.

 

[Endless_Night]

Reached and surpassed. I'm surprised it hadn't been closed earlier.

Do come by Miss T's Cantina.

Well I dropped by yesterday for a lager, but the way the heats climbing it would "wrong" not to drop in today for another.

 

[cole4258]

Good morning neighbors.

Glad to see everyone bright eyed and bushy tailed this morning.

Well bushy something anyway

Have a great morning

 

[Everestsherpa]

Hi there!

Good morning, Jenny!

Ex-Texan living in....NJ. Yes....I need help.

I could use a care package - Hill country bbq, a few cases of Shiner Bock, and some southern hospitality.

 

[Endless_Night]

Morning all! Looks like it may be a scorcher!

 

[cole4258]

Yes it looks to be a hot one in Houston. Glad the A/C is kicking

 

[rpman08]

Glad to see another Texas thread. I need a Texas girl to stay inside with me all day. It's too hot to go out.

 

[All_4_Love]

Good Morning, Texans.

 

[Baylor_Stud]

Back at it

Been away for a long time. Houston here looking to find the fun I've lost.

 

[VanGogh66]

Found another thread that got moved. I'm trying to keep up