Texas Rebel

Jennxxx said:
You're so kind. :kiss: I'm leaning towards Yes now, thanks to you guys. Trust me though, this will never turn into one of those role play threads. It's all about the sexiness and the pictures. :D
Love that idea Jenn... keep the pictures coming, and you'll have us cumming along with them!
Have any pictures of your beautiful face it the throes of passion? (the "O" face)
 
Jennxxx said:
You're so kind. :kiss: I'm leaning towards Yes now, thanks to you guys. Trust me though, this will never turn into one of those role play threads. It's all about the sexiness and the pictures. :D

There is nothing in your posts and pictures to suggest that where you lead will be worth following.
 
Ok, here goes.

Where I use the words Cock, Pubic and Bargains

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Since I'm super kinky and not in the least shy, I'm going to share a sex story with you, my readers. Both of you. If either of you are offended by discussions of cock rings, pubic hair or bargain shopping... Well, consider yourself warned.

I had never used a cock ring (or better yet, my husband hadn't used a cock ring) up until a few weeks ago. The story of us using this cock ring (no matter what C says) is hilarious. We researched cock rings online for a few weeks. Porn sites, naughty toy stores, erotic stories. We wanted to have "all the facts". That's just NOT something I would want to fuck up. Know what I mean? I can imagine it now... "HONEY, It's tangled in my PUBIC HAIR!!"

Anyway...

C and I like to budget our money. We don't normally buy a bunch of big ticket items unless we really need it. How hard could it be to find a "substitute" for a cock ring? Well, I'm here to tell ya... Cock rings don't have substitutes. We tried an O-ring first. You know what I'm talking about. The type of thingy that you put on the back of a washing machine... Well, it wouldn't stretch very well. (Read - It was TOO small) Sooo, we decided what the hell.

We decided to use a rubber band.

Don't laugh. It sounded good at the time.

Me being a woman, I want the rubber band to be as tight as possible. (The tighter the better, right?) So, I wrap it around his cock.... Twice. He grimaced a little but left it on... Well, we got into it pretty hot and heavy.... and his manly parts were HUGE. Much sooner than I would have liked he starts to slow down. I'm still clawing his chest and trying to keep him going. (Picture spurs and bronc riding) Suddenly, he stops. In mid-stroke. JENN, WE HAVE TO STOP!

Noooooo! Noooooo! You don't have to stop. It will be fiiiine. Keep going!

JENN WE HAVE TO STOP!

Ok... Fine.

By this time, he is doubled over in the middle of the bedroom, screaming at me to go get some scissors.I felt this had to be a bit drastic. Scissors!

Ohhhh, To cut the rubber band!! Gotcha. Well, to make a long story longer.. I ran to the kitchen, got some scissors and flew back in to find his balls turning an odd burgundy color and his face closer to the color of white-out. HONEY, Its tangled in my pubic hair!! At this point, I just collapse laughing. Poor C.. He didn't find it half as funny as I did.

Eventually, we did get the cock ring male torture device rubber band cut off of his poor nutsack and he has thankfully made a full recovery.

I wonder if I can still talk him into trying a real one.....?
 
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Jennxxx Mmmm... I would love to give you a job Tin. Be sure to wear your easiest access clothing on your first day. :nana:[/QUOTE said:
Would a pair of socks be considered overdressed :nana: :nana: :nana:
 
:D No doubt true! The best ones are :D See.... he otta SHAVE his cock and this would have been a lot better experience for ya both. That's my safety tip for the day :D
 
Jennxxx said:
Where I use the words Cock, Pubic and Bargains

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Since I'm super kinky and not in the least shy, I'm going to share a sex story with you, my readers. Both of you. If either of you are offended by discussions of cock rings, pubic hair or bargain shopping... Well, consider yourself warned.

I had never used a cock ring (or better yet, my husband hadn't used a cock ring) up until a few weeks ago. The story of us using this cock ring (no matter what C says) is hilarious. We researched cock rings online for a few weeks. Porn sites, naughty toy stores, erotic stories. We wanted to have "all the facts". That's just NOT something I would want to fuck up. Know what I mean? I can imagine it now... "HONEY, It's tangled in my PUBIC HAIR!!"

Anyway...

C and I like to budget our money. We don't normally buy a bunch of big ticket items unless we really need it. How hard could it be to find a "substitute" for a cock ring? Well, I'm here to tell ya... Cock rings don't have substitutes. We tried an O-ring first. You know what I'm talking about. The type of thingy that you put on the back of a washing machine... Well, it wouldn't stretch very well. (Read - It was TOO small) Sooo, we decided what the hell.

We decided to use a rubber band.

Don't laugh. It sounded good at the time.

Me being a woman, I want the rubber band to be as tight as possible. (The tighter the better, right?) So, I wrap it around his cock.... Twice. He grimaced a little but left it on... Well, we got into it pretty hot and heavy.... and his manly parts were HUGE. Much sooner than I would have liked he starts to slow down. I'm still clawing his chest and trying to keep him going. (Picture spurs and bronc riding) Suddenly, he stops. In mid-stroke. JENN, WE HAVE TO STOP!

Noooooo! Noooooo! You don't have to stop. It will be fiiiine. Keep going!

JENN WE HAVE TO STOP!

Ok... Fine.

By this time, he is doubled over in the middle of the bedroom, screaming at me to go get some scissors.I felt this had to be a bit drastic. Scissors!

Ohhhh, To cut the rubber band!! Gotcha. Well, to make a long story longer.. I ran to the kitchen, got some scissors and flew back in to find his balls turning an odd burgundy color and his face closer to the color of white-out. HONEY, Its tangled in my pubic hair!! At this point, I just collapse laughing. Poor C.. He didn't find it half as funny as I did.

Eventually, we did get the cock ring male torture device rubber band cut off of his poor nutsack and he has thankfully made a full recovery.

I wonder if I can still talk him into trying a real one.....?

I tried the rubber band myself jenn and ended up nearly giving myself a brazillian :eek: , then I purchased one of These leather cockstraps it has a buckle which you can adjust around the shaft and a strap with a pressstud to fasten around the sack it feels comfy once fitted and my lady loves me wearing it because of the extra swelling it produces :)
 
huskie said:
:D No doubt true! The best ones are :D See.... he otta SHAVE his cock and this would have been a lot better experience for ya both. That's my safety tip for the day :D

tallguy78 said:
lol, trim him down before you do!

You guys are so right. Guess what we did the next weekend? ;)
 
Jennxxx said:
Where I use the words Cock, Pubic and Bargains

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Since I'm super kinky and not in the least shy, I'm going to share a sex story with you, my readers. Both of you. If either of you are offended by discussions of cock rings, pubic hair or bargain shopping... Well, consider yourself warned......?


I hate to be a kill-joy, but I must register a protest. The merest mention of shopping, bargains and so on is, frankly, disgusting!
 
TacitusV said:
I hate to be a kill-joy, but I must register a protest. The merest mention of shopping, bargains and so on is, frankly, disgusting!

~rolling around laughing~
 
Jennxxx said:
Where I use the words Cock, Pubic and Bargains

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Since I'm super kinky and not in the least shy, I'm going to share a sex story with you, my readers. Both of you. If either of you are offended by discussions of cock rings, pubic hair or bargain shopping... Well, consider yourself warned.

I had never used a cock ring (or better yet, my husband hadn't used a cock ring) up until a few weeks ago. The story of us using this cock ring (no matter what C says) is hilarious. We researched cock rings online for a few weeks. Porn sites, naughty toy stores, erotic stories. We wanted to have "all the facts". That's just NOT something I would want to fuck up. Know what I mean? I can imagine it now... "HONEY, It's tangled in my PUBIC HAIR!!"

Anyway...

C and I like to budget our money. We don't normally buy a bunch of big ticket items unless we really need it. How hard could it be to find a "substitute" for a cock ring? Well, I'm here to tell ya... Cock rings don't have substitutes. We tried an O-ring first. You know what I'm talking about. The type of thingy that you put on the back of a washing machine... Well, it wouldn't stretch very well. (Read - It was TOO small) Sooo, we decided what the hell.

We decided to use a rubber band.

Don't laugh. It sounded good at the time.

Me being a woman, I want the rubber band to be as tight as possible. (The tighter the better, right?) So, I wrap it around his cock.... Twice. He grimaced a little but left it on... Well, we got into it pretty hot and heavy.... and his manly parts were HUGE. Much sooner than I would have liked he starts to slow down. I'm still clawing his chest and trying to keep him going. (Picture spurs and bronc riding) Suddenly, he stops. In mid-stroke. JENN, WE HAVE TO STOP!

Noooooo! Noooooo! You don't have to stop. It will be fiiiine. Keep going!

JENN WE HAVE TO STOP!

Ok... Fine.

By this time, he is doubled over in the middle of the bedroom, screaming at me to go get some scissors.I felt this had to be a bit drastic. Scissors!

Ohhhh, To cut the rubber band!! Gotcha. Well, to make a long story longer.. I ran to the kitchen, got some scissors and flew back in to find his balls turning an odd burgundy color and his face closer to the color of white-out. HONEY, Its tangled in my pubic hair!! At this point, I just collapse laughing. Poor C.. He didn't find it half as funny as I did.

Eventually, we did get the cock ring male torture device rubber band cut off of his poor nutsack and he has thankfully made a full recovery.

I wonder if I can still talk him into trying a real one.....?


I have two different styles....one is a gates of hell, one is a combo leather/steel thingy that i JUST got this weekend....
 
i want it

Jennxxx said:
Ok.. I have a question for my readers. *all 6 of you* ;)

Would you be at all interested in reading some of my writing? It's mainly just humorous, somewhat sexy stuff. Nothing heavy. Of course, it would be accompanied by pictures. :p

What say you? :D


I'm I one of the six? even if not I would love to read your stuff

i enjoyed the cck ring story!!!!! very funny

"stand back it gonna blow"

glad he made it!!!!

later Sexy

PHIL
 
Jennxxx said:
I love the choker...


Me too!! I wish my wife would wear the ones I bought her. She says they make her look to slutty??? What's wrong with that I ask??
 
Mr. Dork said:
I have two different styles....one is a gates of hell, one is a combo leather/steel thingy that i JUST got this weekend....


tin_tinr said:
I tried the rubber band myself jenn and ended up nearly giving myself a brazillian :eek: , then I purchased one of These leather cockstraps it has a buckle which you can adjust around the shaft and a strap with a pressstud to fasten around the sack it feels comfy once fitted and my lady loves me wearing it because of the extra swelling it produces :)


I will definitely be looking these up! :D Thanks guys. :kiss:
 
oh I need CPR

Jennxxx said:
I would love to learn how to play golf.. Chris has become interested lately, but I haven't gone yet... Maybe I should do some golf pics?

Naked putting pics anyone? lol


Naked pics of jenn Golfing???? Oh yes please!!!!!!!!!!! that would make a mean combo for 2 of my favorite things!!!!

I dont know how much i could take tho, LOL....

call 911 I cant breath!!!!!!!!!!!! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BABY

oxoxo

phil
 
huskie said:
Me too!! I wish my wife would wear the ones I bought her. She says they make her look to slutty??? What's wrong with that I ask??


Not a DAYUM thing. :D
 
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