Test your BDSM knowledge - if you dare!

[PlayDoe]

Alright all you bigtime Dom and Sub wannabes. Show everyone just what a big time player you really are. Answer the next 10 questions that relate to BDSM culture. That sounds pretty easy doesn't it.

But wait!

It's not that easy! Get out 20 clothespins before you start. Keep track of your score. See the answers at the end to see how much pain you must suffer due to your ignorance! You may proceed:

1) What does BDSM stand for:

a. Bondage Dungeons Sadomasochism
b. Bondage Discipline Submission Masochism
c. Bondage Domination Submission Masochism
d. Bondage Domination Sadism Masochism
e. b,c and d

2) Dydo

a. a pop musician
b. a piercing through the ridge below the earhole
c. sexual arousal from seeing tears in the eyes of one's partner
d. a piercing passing at right angles through the rim (corona) of the glans penis

3) rubber johnny

a. a type of English Boot
b. a barbed paddle coated with latex
c. a condom
d. a sheet of rubber used in enema play

4) FF stands for:

a. face fucking
b. fist fucking
c. female fucking
d. foreskin fuck

5) Femidom

a. female domination
b. a female dominant
c. a female condom
d. a society of female dominants

6) infibulation

a. any form of bondage that immobilizes someone
b. sexual arousal from the limiting or withholding of oxygen
c. stimulating the surface of the body with abrasive materials
d. fastening of the genitals to prevent intercourse or even sometimes arousal

7) acucullophilia

a. breath control
b. love of pain
c. gaining sexual pleasure from playing with shit
d. attraction to men who are circumcised


8) cupping

a. placing of suction devices on the skin
b. cutting the surface of the skin with a sharp blade
c. Any form of intense stimulation or pain inflicted on the nipples
d. holding the sub in one’s arms after an intense scene


9) retifism

a. inserting a fist into the ass or vagina
b. fetish for boots or shoes
c. to be wrapped in saran wrap
d. any form of rectal play


10) Female ejaculation can be achieved by:

a. simultaneously stimulating both the anus and vagina
b. stimulation of the g-spot
c. orally sucking on the vagina
d. is impossible

 

[A Desert Rose]

hehehe. Where do you find this stuff?

Rose

 

[PlayDoe]

The answers

1) e
2) d
3) c
4) b
5) c
6) d
7) d
8) a
9) b
10) b


For everyone one you get wrong apply a clothespins to one of your most sensitive areas as follows:

0-1 wrong - You're a BDSM god - don't bother
2 wrong - two minutes
3-4 wrong - 5 minutes
5-7 wrong - 10 minutes
8-10 wrong - 20 minutes
all wrong - write to me and I'll ket you know when you should remove them ;-).

 

[artful]

I read,...

...I failed the test miserably, and I admit it.

 

[redelicious]

*wonders if she even has 6 sensitive areas . . .

 

[lovetoread]

I'd better have some endurance...20 mins..

 

[artful]

LTR

I'd better have some endurance...20 mins..

Well,...I have to suffer pain for 10 minutes,...and I ain't USED to this stuff.

 

[lovetoread]

Re: LTR

Well,...I have to suffer pain for 10 minutes,...and I ain't USED to this stuff.

Now this,I would love to see.

 

[PlayDoe]

Yeah I feel your pain

I'm still waiting for an email from myself so I can get em off!

Oooch, eeeech, ouch!


I wonder how long I'm gonna make myself wait??!!

 

[PlayDoe]

artful

The only he-man brave enough to post his results.

You deserve all the adoration the woman give you!!

 

[RisiaSkye]

I knew all that latin I studied as an undergrad would be useful one day. (Of course, I also prefer circumcised men, love boots, and study words for fun.)

I'm a BDSM god, apparently. I missed one. (Rubber johnny? Who knew?)

 

[artful]

RS

I knew all that latin I studied as an undergrad would be useful one day. (Of course, I also prefer circumcised men, love boots, and study words for fun.)

I'm a BDSM god, apparently. I missed one. (Rubber johnny? Who knew?)

Not me,...I only knew one, four and ten.

Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ! ! ! (sniffle)

 

[Hot4Heels]

Ackkk!!!

I missed 6 and 9. The shame of it all is that I am a retifist.

Learn something new everyday I guese.

 

[Trainerman]

I'm a BDSM god, apparently. I missed one. (Rubber johnny? Who knew?)

Umm. well I did actually. But then, it is a common phrase in England.

Dave

 

[RisiaSkye]

Umm. well I did actually. But then, it is a common phrase in England.

Dave

Damn..undermined by geography again!

I'd never heard it.

 

[cellis]

Ok 10 minutes here!

 

[luvsubbbbb]

test your BDSM knowledge.....

now THAT was a taxing quiz!........thank you, PlayDoe

i got 6, 7, and 9 wrong......so i *qualify* for 5 minutes.......butt i got a question....shouldn't the "punishment" order be reversed for *painsluts*?.....the more they get wrong, the less time they get to keep the clothespins on?........

......just wunnering.......

 

[lillum]

OOP's

Well I got 2,3,5 wrong and got 5 min of clothes pin time no problem, I can do that standing on my head..Oh my did I say that I must be feeling a bit sammy today...Good quiz Playdoe thanks..lillum

 

[Mr Wolf]

Christ, haven't scored that low in a test in years, 10 mins here, got 2, 6, 7, 8 & 9 wrong. In my defence I'm not into piercing but 7 was very interesting as I'm cropped in that department myself.

 

[PlayDoe]

Hmmmm

Risia said:

"I knew all that latin I studied as an undergrad would be useful one day. (Of course, I also prefer circumcised men, love boots, and study words for fun.)

I'm a BDSM god, apparently. I missed one. (Rubber johnny? Who knew?)"


I believe that woud make you a Goddess. If you were only English, you might have made A+. ;-)

 

[Ebonyfire]

Re: test your BDSM knowledge.....

now THAT was a taxing quiz!........thank you, PlayDoe

i got 6, 7, and 9 wrong......so i *qualify* for 5 minutes.......butt i got a question....shouldn't the "punishment" order be reversed for *painsluts*?.....the more they get wrong, the less time they get to keep the clothespins on?........

......just wunnering.......

Not to hyjack but..

l want a harness like that for proud stallion.

Eb

 

[luvsubbbbb]

Re: Re: test your BDSM knowledge.....

Not to hyjack but..

l want a harness like that for proud stallion.

Eb

((whispers to Ms Ebony.....always happy to oblige!......Mistress VP and i bought it at the Cruicible Leather Fair held at the Ramada in New Carrollton MD in August......

the vendors name is Mc Lethal Leather and here is the link to their website:

http://www.mclethalleather.com/Other_Bondage_Necessities.html

end hijack))

 

[cliffchuff]

5 Mins

...............................

 

[PlayDoe]

Yes Cliff, and English person would have a distinct advantage. I bet your even wearing your Doctor Marten's.

 

[cliffchuff]

German Para boots

http://www.themilitarystore.com/images/german_paraboot.jpg
are my general footwear of choice as Doc's can be tempremental and sometimes give up the ghost after a few months.

Plus my G/F dosen't like doc's


Edited to try and get a link to work, My these people with boots are possessive of their images