Terms of endearment???

[Desdemona]

Have you ever had someone call you something really strange as a term of endearment? I was recently chatting with this guy online and he started calling me "cunt child". Now, I don't know about you, but I find it hard to take someone seriously when he refers to me in this manner. Every time I'd get an IM addressed to "cunt child", I just collapsed laughing. Of course, it was accompanied by all this stern "I'm a serious Dom" stuff. That made it even funnier. I know, I know.... I'm warped.

So tell me, what strange terms of endearment have you heard?

Hell, if you haven't heard any, be creative. Make up a bizarre little term of endearment and share it with us. We all need to laugh sometimes.

 

[RJMasters]

Have you ever had someone call you something really strange as a term of endearment? I was recently chatting with this guy online and he started calling me "cunt child". Now, I don't know about you, but I find it hard to take someone seriously when he refers to me in this manner. Every time I'd get an IM addressed to "cunt child", I just collapsed laughing. Of course, it was accompanied by all this stern "I'm a serious Dom" stuff. That made it even funnier. I know, I know.... I'm warped.

So tell me, what strange terms of endearment have you heard?

Hell, if you haven't heard any, be creative. Make up a bizarre little term of endearment and share it with us. We all need to laugh sometimes.

Cool thread Des

When I was in the marines there was this woman marine that was considered a PT(physical training) session all her own, by most of the company. We would call her "PT Wee" and "3 hole punch".

My favorite though uses only when someone is very close to me...is lady-slut. Said almost always drawing out the word slut. Love the way it makes the cheeks burn shame and the corners of the mouth slightly curl up in a smile all at the same time.

I don't use terms of endurment with people I don't know well.

 

[Desdemona]

3 hole punch?? LOL

I kinda like lady-slut, though. That's nice.

I agree, it's better to wait until you know someone before you start with the terms of endearment. For me, it's an immediate turn-off when guys start calling me "pet" or "kitten" and I don't know anything about them, much less have a relationship. I bet it works for some folks though.

 

[CutieMouse]

*****

 

[A Desert Rose]

Have you ever had someone call you something really strange as a term of endearment?...

No. Nothing interesting, for sure.

 

[Kajira Callista]

ADR! i miss you dolly

 

[A Desert Rose]

ADR! i miss you dolly

Thank you, sweetheart. I miss you, too. More than you know.

 

[Kajira Callista]

Thank you, sweetheart. I miss you, too. More than you know.

*curls up in the av next to her and asks if she wants pie*

 

[A Desert Rose]

*curls up in the av next to her and asks if she wants pie*

what kind? I love pecan.. it's my favorite. (wink-wink)

 

[Kajira Callista]

what kind? I love pecan.. it's my favorite. (wink-wink)

any kind you want.

 

[morninggirl5]

Have you ever had someone call you something really strange as a term of endearment? I was recently chatting with this guy online and he started calling me "cunt child". Now, I don't know about you, but I find it hard to take someone seriously when he refers to me in this manner. Every time I'd get an IM addressed to "cunt child", I just collapsed laughing. Of course, it was accompanied by all this stern "I'm a serious Dom" stuff. That made it even funnier. I know, I know.... I'm warped.

So tell me, what strange terms of endearment have you heard?

Hell, if you haven't heard any, be creative. Make up a bizarre little term of endearment and share it with us. We all need to laugh sometimes.

LOL


No really weird names i can recall at the moment.


I tend to laugh at any pet names used with me. Until i know someone really well, they're pretty meaningless.

 

[caela]

pet names can be really cute...and really weird...i tend to lump everyone into the "hun" category just out of habit myself. i think the cutest one i've heard those was from a totally vanilla ex who used to call me "dear-heart".

 

[Bandit58]

Master sometimes calls me "snuggle bunny" - I like it, it reminds me a bit of when my father used to call me "chicken" when I was little, it makes me feel safe somehow

 

[CutieMouse]

*****

 

[Desdemona]

Hey, thanks for all the answers. You could feel free to make up some silly ones, you know.

 

[Etoile]

My Daddy calls me poodle.

 

[LadyTemptress]

My sub calls me My Lady I like that.

 

[witcha]

Well I enjoy standart honey or sweetie...but the cutes was Ann my belle




witcha

 

[Vixandra]

This is silly but "Muffin Head" and "My heart" are my most common pet names for my beloved.
Not sure how I arrived at Muffin Head... but it does suit him, in an odd way.

 

[A Desert Rose]

For you Des...

... svelte southern belle

 

[wickedwanda]

My husband calls me cupcake.... then runs!

 

[Desdemona]

Re: For you Des...

... svelte southern belle

This is why I love you.

Happy Thanksgiving Rose.

 

[Desdemona]

I have a vanilla friend who knows about my um... proclivities. He insists upon calling me "Mistress". Then he runs....... ROTFL

 

[Carillon]

I've always thought translations of terms of endearment in foreign language were particularly funny. The classic, of course, being the French "mon petite choux" which translates as "my little cabbage". But even though I don't think cabbages are a particular turn-on of mine, I do still see the appeal of those cute, intimate little names that only you and your lover understand.

Of course, once you get into a group of couples all constantly using pet names like "cupcake" and "muffin" and "cookie" or even "sweety-pie" I can start to get a little irritated with the whole cute name thing -- I think it's mostly because I start to get flashbacks to bakeries and get intense sugar cravings though!

 

[DVS]

I've been called Sir, which I really don't care for. I have my reasons. But, I don't seem to be the type for people to give me names, I guess.

Oh, there is one person who tends to call me dolly. I don't think this is reserved for me, as I've seen others called that, too. I'm assuming it is a term of endurment. I like to think it is.