Tell some jokes...

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Don't know if there's been a thread like this before...I'm sure there must have been, but I've decided to start one...

Q. What do you call a man who puts his hand up a horse's ass?

A. An Amish mechanic.

Please feel free to post all jokes...tame and dirty...

 

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Vegas....

On their 25th wedding anniversary, a man and his wife took a trip to Vegas.

On their 50th wedding anniversary, the man went back to get her

 

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?

A. Who cares? Just kill him and fry him up already