Tell Me Why.................

[Annicka]

We have questions.

They need answers. We get to pick the answer we like best.

When you answer, you can post a question to which you'd like the answer.


Me first - Obvious yes?


Why is it that words whispered in another language sound so damn sexy? They could be telling me I have a zit the size of Brasil on my ass and it still -

 

[Azuldrgon]

Why is it that words whispered in another language sound so damn sexy? They could be telling me I have a zit the size of Brasil on my ass and it still -

Because you are not use to listening to that language. Plus international people always sound sexy.

Tell me why women always like teasing men on the phone with what they are wearing.

 

[Annicka]

Because you are not use to listening to that language. Plus international people always sound sexy.

Tell me why women always like teasing men on the phone with what they are wearing.

*laughing* that is something with witch I have no clue. I haven't done that.

Seems to me, knowing men, they'd rather have 'em naked anyway. Perhaps it gets the woman more ...aroused to be able to put herself in that place where it's a lovely thing to tease her man.

So, I won't claim the next question.

 

[katze101]

Because you are not use to listening to that language. Plus international people always sound sexy.

Tell me why women always like teasing men on the phone with what they are wearing.

So that means I would sound sexy then? lol

Perhaps it's because women feel better when saying that they're wearing sexy underwear, or a glamourous dress, when in reality, they're wearing old pyjamas and fluffy slippers. It titillates the guy's mind too.

Why is it that men always ask women (when IM-ing or on the phone) what they are wearing?

 

[me oscar]

So that means I would sound sexy then? lol

Perhaps it's because women feel better when saying that they're wearing sexy underwear, or a glamourous dress, when in reality, they're wearing old pyjamas and fluffy slippers. It titillates the guy's mind too.

Why is it that men always ask women (when IM-ing or on the phone) what they are wearing?

- because they want a visual image in their mind to go with a woman's voice, her words, adding another layer of connection to the conversation.

Why do women have a hard time answering specific questions, instead answering "i Don't know"?

 

[charmed1]

- because they want a visual image in their mind to go with a woman's voice, her words, adding another layer of connection to the conversation.

Why do women have a hard time answering specific questions, instead answering "i Don't know"?

Because men rarely ask specific questions that require a specific answer....and I've never had a problem admitting that I didn't know something.

Why does the weather turn ugly when I have outdoor things planned?

 

[Kain__Thornn]

Because men rarely ask specific questions that require a specific answer....and I've never had a problem admitting that I didn't know something.

Why does the weather turn ugly when I have outdoor things planned?

The laws of averages (depending on where you live) after a prolonged period of good weather the chances of rain etc... go up...

What's the average tailwind speed of the male African swallow in the nadir of a dive at sea level during the mating season?

 

[RyanBlack]

Because men rarely ask specific questions that require a specific answer....and I've never had a problem admitting that I didn't know something.

Why does the weather turn ugly when I have outdoor things planned?

That is God demonstrating his/her sense of humor. . .

How much is enough?

 

[RyanBlack]

The laws of averages (depending on where you live) after a prolonged period of good weather the chances of rain etc... go up...

What's the average tailwind speed of the male African swallow in the nadir of a dive at sea level during the mating season?

42 of course

 

[Kain__Thornn]

42 of course

Actually it's 0, because they hit in the vicinity of 75-80 MPH and at sea level they've smacked into the water and went "splat"...

 

[katze101]

I think the thread got hijacked

So, to continue...

Why are most men so gung-ho about sports (watching)?

 

[RyanBlack]

Homo-erotic displacement without admiting it.


Why do cats feel the need to own me---? Im not even a "cat owner" and they all insist on crawling into my lap, rubbing themselves against my legs, and gnawing on my fingers?

 

[Annicka]

I think the thread got hijacked

So, to continue...

Why are most men so gung-ho about sports (watching)?

Testosterone

or the inability to play so it's play by proxy.

hmmm. Do I get a question for that one?

 

[Annicka]

shoot.. no. Ryan's was much better. damn.

 

[RyanBlack]

shoot.. no. Ryan's was much better. damn.

You can ask in my place---as long as its naughty
*blushes*

 

[katze101]

so who's gonna ask now? dang, this thread keeps getting hijacked!

 

[Annicka]

You can ask in my place---as long as its naughty
*blushes*

Thanks kindly. *curtsyin'*


Why does my mouth go dry when I am sexually aroused?

 

[off2bed]

Because your bodily fluids are needed elsewhere.

Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

 

[RyanBlack]

Thanks kindly. *curtsyin'*


Why does my mouth go dry when I am sexually aroused?

Perhaps I could help you out with that. . . . .

It is part of a flushing response in which the mucus producing glands in your body are much more active in the ummm errrrrr "lower parts" This is the reason kissing was invented--to restimulate the salivary glands thus enabling oral lubrication to be refreshed and stimulated as well as the "other areas"


What about my cat ?

 

[katze101]

What about my cat ?

Perhaps because they sense you are a "cat person", and they naturally "flock" (ok, they're not birds) to you. Pets seem to know when they are wanted.

Why do dogs run around in circles, following their tails?

 

[RyanBlack]

Perhaps because they sense you are a "cat person", and they naturally "flock" (ok, they're not birds) to you. Pets seem to know when they are wanted.

Why do dogs run around in circles, following their tails?

Trying to lick their balls of course---same men drive too fast. . . if that only worked.

If med could give themselves blowjobs, what percentage do you think woudl ever leave the house at all?

 

[Annicka]

Perhaps I could help you out with that. . . . .

It is part of a flushing response in which the mucus producing glands in your body are much more active in the ummm errrrrr "lower parts" This is the reason kissing was invented--to restimulate the salivary glands thus enabling oral lubrication to be refreshed and stimulated as well as the "other areas"


What about my cat ?

What about your cat? I'm still focused on my salivary glands or sumthin.

*giggle*

Oh, that cat..

Cats go to the person that offers the most indifference, seeking a safe harbor from all the fawners.

 

[RyanBlack]

What about your cat? I'm still focused on my salivary glands or sumthin.

*giggle*

Oh, that cat..

Cats go to the person that offers the most indifference, seeking a safe harbor from all the fawners.

HMMMMMMM! so to get them to leave me alone I should pay attention to them? are you sure about that?

 

[Kain__Thornn]

Trying to lick their balls of course---same men drive too fast. . . if that only worked.

If med could give themselves blowjobs, what percentage do you think woudl ever leave the house at all?

Over 90%

What percentage of men have attempted to do so?

 

[sasebrats]

Over 90%

How many can actually do so?