Tell me something...

[Ekserb]

See, that there is the kind of comment that should be in this thread.

Now, whereabouts are you again d_t?

See, that there is the kind of comment that fills thousands of pages on every other thread.

Congratulations. You're one in a mil.... Well, one of a million, anyhow.

 

[desired_tempest]

Ekserbs a party pooper...

 

[Ekserb]

Ekserbs a party pooper...

Well, I should the party when people stand around doing nothing but telling each how much they all love one another. (How boring is that?) Instead, I like to try to rile up the crowd by telling a few people that they suck. LOL ... now the party is memorable!

 

[desired_tempest]

Well, I should the party when people stand around doing nothing but telling each how much they all love one another. (How boring is that?) Instead, I like to try to rile up the crowd by telling a few people that they suck. LOL ... now the party is memorable!

you have a sense of humor i find charming...sometimes...other times i think your an asshole but i understand why you would think some things...at least almost understand...

 

[Ekserb]

you have a sense of humor i find charming...sometimes...other times i think your an asshole but i understand why you would think some things...at least almost understand...

I have always gotten the same initial impression from anyone who knows me and was able to tell me later that they first thought I was an asshole. Then I won them over with my sparkling wit and intelligence (and I'm told that my looks also played a part) and now they are best friends.

I never figured out the "looks" thing, though. God, I hope I'm not one of those pretty boys with nothing to offer!

Nah. Not likely.

 

[desired_tempest]

I have always gotten the same initial impression from anyone who knows me and was able to tell me later that they first thought I was an asshole. Then I won them over with my sparkling wit and intelligence (and I'm told that my looks also played a part) and now they are best friends.

I never figured out the "looks" thing, though. God, I hope I'm not one of those pretty boys with nothing to offer!

Nah. Not likely.

i dont envision grown men as being one of those pretty boys...

 

[Ekserb]

i dont envision grown men as being one of those pretty boys...

Just 'cause a pretty boy gets older doesn't necessarily mean he gets smarter or wiser.

 

[desired_tempest]

Just 'cause a pretty boy gets older doesn't necessarily mean he gets smarter or wiser.

are you saying your not smarter or wiser?

 

[Ekserb]

are you saying your not smarter or wiser?

Ack! No ... I'm not saying I was one of the pretty boys to begin with. I had to develop a personality early on to get by in school. LOL

 

[monique1971]

I find your personality by turns repellent and entertaining, but your good looks are not in question. By any objective measure, you're, well, not pretty. That's somewhat feminizing. Let's say, "hot" and leave it at that.

 

[Ekserb]

I find your personality by turns repellent and entertaining....

I love it! LOL ... anything but boring. Thank you.

 

[monique1971]

I love it! LOL ... anything but boring. Thank you.

You're welcome. Definitely not boring.

 

[Ekserb]

You're welcome. Definitely not boring.

D'OH! I've fallen into the trap! I've angled for and given thanks for compliments on a forum where people hand them out like candy on Halloween.

Must ... resist....

 

[monique1971]

D'OH! I've fallen into the trap! I've angled for and given thanks for compliments on a forum where people hand them out like candy on Halloween.

Must ... resist....

Hah. Okay, I'll play along:

"Oh Ekserb, you are so hot, please send me a picture of your cock right away, you make me so wet, you're the hottest guy on Lit!!111!!!"

See, you're an attention-seeking whore like the rest of us.

 

[desired_tempest]

Ack! No ... I'm not saying I was one of the pretty boys to begin with. I had to develop a personality early on to get by in school. LOL

was that hard to do?

 

[Ekserb]

Hah. Okay, I'll play along:

"Oh Ekserb, you are so hot, please send me a picture of your cock right away, you make me so wet, you're the hottest guy on Lit!!111!!!"

See, you're an attention-seeking whore like the rest of us.

You're not doing it right. No one ever says, "You're the hottest" anything. They say, "Oh my god. You are so delicious. Bring that thing over here so I can tease you with my tongue.

Then this response: "Mmmm. I love to be teased."

Followed by: "Well, I love to tease."

"Tease me, baby"

"Anytime."

"You know it."

"I want you."

"The feeling is mutual."

"Yummy."

"Mmmmm-hmm."

And so on....

Fucking pathetic.

 

[Ekserb]

was that hard to do?

Not when you're afflicted with horrible teenage acne.

It's the boys and girls with perfect skin and teeth that never really fill their heads with anything besides the adoration they are surrounded with. Unfortunately, they never really learn how to interact with people who don't like them for their looks until they are in their forties, and by then it's too late. Suckers.

 

[monique1971]

You're not doing it right. No one ever says, "You're the hottest" anything. They say, "Oh my god. You are so delicious. Bring that thing over here so I can tease you with my tongue.

Then this response: "Mmmm. I love to be teased."

Followed by: "Well, I love to tease."

"Tease me, baby"

"Anytime."

"You know it."

"I want you."

"The feeling is mutual."

"Yummy."

"Mmmmm-hmm."

And so on....

Fucking pathetic.

Spread out over 50 posts, right?

You're mean, but I have to admit I laughed when I read this. I feel so dirty now.

 

[Ekserb]

Spread out over 50 posts, right?

You're mean, but I have to admit I laughed when I read this. I feel so dirty now.

That's okay, baby. I like dirty gir..... AHHHHH! I'm doing it again!!

 

[monique1971]

That's okay, baby. I like dirty gir..... AHHHHH! I'm doing it again!!

Stop that! Need I remind you of the importance of avoiding all flirting, innuendo, compliments, badinage, double entendres, and banter?

I insist on an immediate return to the weighty topic at hand. Funny, I can't remember what that was. <scrolls up> No. Still can't find one. What the hell are we talking about here anyway? Is this still the eugenics thread?

[Edited to correct punctuation error, because we all know how picky Ekserb is about such things.]

 

[Ekserb]

it can be anything...the saddest moment of your life...the happiest...something that needs to be said...anything...

I found it way back on page 1 (perplexed look and furrowed brow), but I guess it's still "anything goes."

 

[Ekserb]

Stop that! Need I remind you of the importance of avoiding all flirting, innuendo, compliments, badinage, double entendres, and banter?

I insist on an immediate return to the weighty topic at hand. Funny, I can't remember what that was. <scrolls up> No. Still can't find one. What the hell are we talking about here anyway. Is this still the eugenics thread?

This is what I meant when I was telling you how it's done:

Evening Sweet Heart,
Did I tell you blue was my favorite color? And I have never seen it look so good on anyone. And Then? I see you growing some fur for your sweet kittie and my dream was almost complete. Now if I can just get that kittie some milk and cream and make it happy,,
As usual this was a wonderful, erotic series Babe, Ya done good. Wish I was there with you.
Huggzzz and

Goddamn, that's sickening. It's also an actual quote from somewhere else on this site. I'd rather not name names.

 

[Ekserb]

This one is even worse:

I luv your new panties. So sophisticated and so seductive, the wonderful way they teesingly lift to show off your scrumptious ass!

But this one is just somewhere beyond astonishing - no kidding. Have you seen it? This is the kind of beauty that makes the world go around. Any man with such beauty in his life could do anything.

(There doesn't seem to be an emoticon for "welling up with emotion on recognising a core truth of my essential nature" - but maybe this will do )

Oh, for fuck's sake. It's a pair of panties!!

I'm not worthy to even attempt to copy these fairies. On my best day I couldn't summon the will to write something so overflowing with empty emotion and unwarranted puppy love. I doff my hat and recognize their greatness.

 

[Lorali82]

Hmm, those look familiar...

And here I was with my sense of self almost complete until Ekserb had to come along and knock me down a few rungs...

Fun factoid: I got those panties for $1.99 at Wal-Mart.

 

[DaddysAngel23]

Maybe you didn't see the part where I said I was reminded of a joke. (I still thinks it's funny.)

FOR THE AUDIENCE: This argument continues in PMs. It's so fucking painful to try to have a written conversation with someone who types the way you see in the previous post. American public education is totally broken.

And your wit is so superior