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juicylips

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This should be easy.


It doesn't have to be of a personal nature. Just give me something to think about.

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The royal palace on damsquare was build in 1648 on 13.659 stakes.
 
I have a poster on my wall...and while I have never truly understood why, it has always seemed powerful to me. As if there was some deep meaning in it.

That, and in the middle of the night...my pet parakeet will nod off and slip off his perch. The resulting squawking and fluttering will invariably wake me up. What a hoser. oh never mind....I told you that one already.
 
It takes me 5 minutes to ride my bike from my flat to my office.
 
Popcorn enjoys a metaphysical bond with humanness. Popcorn is also the world's most social food. Consider that popcorn is the only food more often shared than eaten alone. Since that is so, the act of sharing brings people together, even if that togetherness is no more poignant than two greasy fingers touching and sliding off each other way down in the bottom of the bucket.
 
Smiley777 said:


That, and in the middle of the night...my pet parakeet will nod off and slip off his perch. The resulting squawking and fluttering will invariably wake me up. What a hoser. oh never mind....I told you that one already.

Yes. You have. And I'm still LMAO over it.:D
 
Smiley777 said:
Popcorn enjoys a metaphysical bond with humanness. Popcorn is also the world's most social food. Consider that popcorn is the only food more often shared than eaten alone. Since that is so, the act of sharing brings people together, even if that togetherness is no more poignant than two greasy fingers touching and sliding off each other way down in the bottom of the bucket.
Popcorn is the most profitable food on the planet. Cinemas make an average profit of 300% on popcorn. Softdrinks are the next in line with an average of 250%.

That's why cinemas don't like showing films that are targeted at older crowds because they are less likely to buy popcorn.
 
A Sperm Whale's cock is 12 feet long, and would make a good amusement ride at the Lilith fair. :D
 
juicylips said:
What's your fav thing to make?

Believe it or not it's turkey, whether in the oven, on the weber, or in the outdoor deepfryer, it's the best. I puncture the meat and insert tiny slivers of garlic, under the skin i put thinly sliced lemons with chopped rosemary, baste it with butter, lemon and rosemary and WOW!
 
Coolville said:
Popcorn is the most profitable food on the planet. Cinemas make an average profit of 300% on popcorn. Softdrinks are the next in line with an average of 250%.

That's why cinemas don't like showing films that are targeted at older crowds because they are less likely to buy popcorn.

Awww....can't it be about togetherness too? Lol.
 
Smiley777 said:
Awww....can't it be about togetherness too? Lol.
Togetherness=profit.
:)
At cinemas in England, they serve popcorn will salt or SUGAR. Go figure.
 
Coolville said:
Togetherness=profit.
:)
At cinemas in England, they serve popcorn will salt or SUGAR. Go figure.

:eek: Blech! Well, screw that sugary togetherness!
 
Lost Cause said:
A Sperm Whale's cock is 12 feet long, and would make a good amusement ride at the Lilith fair. :D
Yeah, but does he shave his balls?
 
There's only three countries left in the world that still use the Imperial system of measurement (gallons, inches, etc)
Burma (Myanmar), Liberia and the USA.
 
Coolville said:
There's only three countries left in the world that still use the Imperial system of measurement (gallons, inches, etc)
Burma (Myanmar), Liberia and the USA.

Is there anything in all of Burma to measure?
 
Oh oh I know!

Lately, I think I have found good pictures for the random image thread. I was quite proud. :D
 
mokum13 said:
The royal palace on damsquare was build in 1648 on 13.659 stakes.

You also forgot to mention that the Royal Palace is no longer the Royal residence ;) But I guess that would be a twofer.


My contribution to this thread: Women sit in the windows in the Red Light District (Amsterdam) in their skivvies, under actual 'red lights'.
 
Someone said,

That drugs have taught a whole generation of American kids the metric system!


Cool, I didn't get close enough to see the whales balls, but most sea creatures are devoid of body hair, so I assume..........:D
 
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