Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Cindy027]

I am the worlds foremost expert on dinosaurs and have discovered the real reason for their extinction. It was the ferns or to be more precise the dried leaves of the ferns that they rolled (what did you think those little hands were for) into cigarettes. So it was lung cancer that wiped them out.

 

[EctoJohn]

I once built a bridge over the river Kwai.

 

[positiveflirt]

I once built a bridge over the river Kwai.

I took it down and rebuilt it over troubled water.

 

[ALovelyNudist]

I’m not comfortable meeting new people

 

[EctoJohn]

I have piloted a real giant mech robot.

 

[Abeona1]

I am a real giant mech robot.

 

[naughySoul]

I was one of the engineers of the Golden Gate.

 

[SissyBrandi19]

I have this one person who wishes me well. There is somebody alive on this planet and dimension who knows my actual name. If I were to die this minute, at least one person would feel a momentary sense of loss. I once met a human who shared my DNA to some non-zero degree.

Look at me! Just churning out the bullshit! Better stop now or I might meet the criteria for pathological liar.

 

[Wren200]

That I don't message too many people on lit.

 

[hairball18]

I am very eloquent.

 

[Cindy027]

I am very eloquent.

Mee to.

 

[Taegul]

I love boy bands. Their music has enriched my life. I'm rocking out to Backstreet Boys right now as a matter of fact.

 

[Pad_Foot]

I love wearing Greek Fustanella cuz the women love the look and the naughty peeks

 

[~Elizabeth~]

I'm fine

 

[EctoJohn]

I invented Nicolai Tesla and the character got away from me.

 

[Rj_Gallos]

I invented taped, all of them! Scotch, duct, duck, cassette, etc.

 

[Tallulah82]

I'm very quiet and reserved online, and very loud and in your face in real life.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I had to change all my locks once I caught her (^^^^^) picking my lock and hiding in my bedroom... the effort was impressive, though...

 

[Cindy027]

I had to visit a psychic and have new thoughts put in my head because of Jeff.

 

[softsusan]

I am still a virgin.

 

[BDA73]

I've come back from the future with a goal to impregnate as many women as possible to save man kind from destruction

 

[Rj_Gallos]

I have the ultimate solution to everlasting world peace and ending famine.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm a well known actor that is known for roles in Flubber (1997) and Skyfall (2012).

 

[wigglypuss]

I am still a virgin.

So am I.

 

[Taegul]

I had the Chia Pet technology implanted "down below". As long as I water it every day or two, I have thick green and curly pubic hair.