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Hey, what time is it there? Is it after five there yet????

Can I just switch to GMT? Seriously, in 9 months I'll be there....can't I just...cuz I need a drink already today and it's not even 9am....
 
Hey, what time is it there? Is it after five there yet????

Can I just switch to GMT? Seriously, in 9 months I'll be there....can't I just...cuz I need a drink already today and it's not even 9am....

I work on the other time zone...I think I'm mopping up melted snowballs at the moment lol
 
Awesome...so it's after five where you are????
*reaches up into his shelves to remove "the hidden bottle" *

My time zone is complicated, its a one of a kind...lol its 1153 pm here Friday...I'm in the future...lol I took your hidden bottle already..lol
 
So did you leave me any??? :eek:

There's one of those tiny bottles I found somewhere, I forgot but I left clues......two steps back and one step forward turn around and hop three times...oh that's not a clue, that's my dance...lol

Here it is...lol
 
I can't be arsed to read back and see what I've missed. I expect someone to give me a concise summary of what I need to know. Otherwise, OMG I don't know where the time keeps frigging disappearing to!!!

I'm still not finished for the evening, and suspect that I'll be having keyboard face later when (if) I do get back to chill out with you self-pleasurers :rolleyes:
 
I can't be arsed to read back and see what I've missed. I expect someone to give me a concise summary of what I need to know. Otherwise, OMG I don't know where the time keeps frigging disappearing to!!!

I'm still not finished for the evening, and suspect that I'll be having keyboard face later when (if) I do get back to chill out with you self-pleasurers :rolleyes:

Well Ewan McGregor came in, smothered James McAvoy in lard and left .

Plus I've been pocket dialing.
 
Hey :D

Exciting? Nah, this is just another day in Tal world :p Today has been pretty slow with non-stripper glitter, some ballroom dancing, oils and leather straps. Sigh.

How's the pleasing the women going? I hope you're keeping up the success rate.

hmmmmmm....sounds like you need to get out more..;)

non stripper glitter eh? not so sparkly is it?

eh..pleasing the women has fallen by the wayside I'm afraid. Too busy working, making money & renovating my place.
 
Well Ewan McGregor came in, smothered James McAvoy in lard and left .

Plus I've been pocket dialing.

Phew! I caught them as they were leaving. Been tied up (literally) for a few days by them. It was mind-blowing! Am bloody knackered now.

hmmmmmm....sounds like you need to get out more..;)

non stripper glitter eh? not so sparkly is it?

eh..pleasing the women has fallen by the wayside I'm afraid. Too busy working, making money & renovating my place.

Get out more? Gosh no, far too peopley out there! :eek:

Classy glitter. Sparkles without the cum. Hmm, on second thoughts, that sounds a bit dull.

Sorry to hear that, but wahey for productivity! :D
 
Haha! Damn, Tink, you know what I like :D

Hope you're having a great weekend, I think I can actually feel my winding key slowing down. :eek:

Dresses the place up right?

Good weekend for me. :) I need it to be another week longer though :D
 
Dresses the place up right?

Good weekend for me. :) I need it to be another week longer though :D

Lol, I know how that feels. I'd forgotten that I'd offered to host a Christmas meal last night for 10 people. Someone asked me on Thurs, and I was like "shit!" cos I'd planned to meet up with family on Sat afternoon for a meal out - and no way could I cook a meal for the eve, never mind eat two large meals in one day :eek:

Fortunately, I was able to rearrange my hosted meal for the 23rd! I've put ten alarms on it now- I won't get tripped up again :rolleyes:
 
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