iLackBrainCells
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Bring it on....I have some snow on this side too ya know...lol
Be nice to me. I'm poorly.

Morning, Brainy... let's cuddle and stay warm
Edit: morning everyone
*Hides behind BFG*
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Bring it on....I have some snow on this side too ya know...lol

Morning, Brainy... let's cuddle and stay warm
Edit: morning everyone
Be nice to me. I'm poorly.
*Hides behind BFG*
Be nice to me. I'm poorly.
*Hides behind BFG*

Throwing me to the wolves?
*sits in the floor with my blanket*
Get him!!!![]()
I'm not a wolf, but will I do?
Hey, what time is it there? Is it after five there yet????
Can I just switch to GMT? Seriously, in 9 months I'll be there....can't I just...cuz I need a drink already today and it's not even 9am....
I work on the other time zone...I think I'm mopping up melted snowballs at the moment lol
Awesome...so it's after five where you are????
*reaches up into his shelves to remove "the hidden bottle" *
Curl up with me, let me read you a story. You'll be out in no timeMm hmm, if you rub my back until I sleep again
My time zone is complicated, its a one of a kind...lol its 1153 pm here Friday...I'm in the future...lol I took your hidden bottle already..lol
So did you leave me any???![]()
There's one of those tiny bottles I found somewhere, I forgot but I left clues......two steps back and one step forward turn around and hop three times...oh that's not a clue, that's my dance...lol
Here it is...lol
I can't be arsed to read back and see what I've missed. I expect someone to give me a concise summary of what I need to know. Otherwise, OMG I don't know where the time keeps frigging disappearing to!!!
I'm still not finished for the evening, and suspect that I'll be having keyboard face later when (if) I do get back to chill out with you self-pleasurers![]()
Hey![]()
Exciting? Nah, this is just another day in Tal worldToday has been pretty slow with non-stripper glitter, some ballroom dancing, oils and leather straps. Sigh.
How's the pleasing the women going? I hope you're keeping up the success rate.
Well Ewan McGregor came in, smothered James McAvoy in lard and left .
Plus I've been pocket dialing.
hmmmmmm....sounds like you need to get out more..
non stripper glitter eh? not so sparkly is it?
eh..pleasing the women has fallen by the wayside I'm afraid. Too busy working, making money & renovating my place.

Haha! Damn, Tink, you know what I like![]()
Hope you're having a great weekend, I think I can actually feel my winding key slowing down.![]()

Dresses the place up right?
Good weekend for me.I need it to be another week longer though
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*Pokes his nose into the room.*
Hey hey! Bloody hell, are we in the same place at the same time????
I think we are! Shock bloody horror.
Like ships that pass in t'night.
