Take your panties off and get into bed...

[lovetoread]

was the way I knew my ex wanted sex.

What is the worst line and or action you have heard in the quest to get some sex from you?

And what was the worst line and or action you have used in the quest for some booty?


~LTR

 

[juicylips]

You are such a tease, ltr!!!

I thought you started this thread to get me into bed.

Sigh....


We really have to work on your sharing complex

Cassidy

 

[VanB]

There are some truly terrible lines

But I think the basest one is generally "D'ya fancy a fuck"

 

[TigerClaw]

hmmm, lol.....

What is the worst line and or action you have heard in the quest to get some sex from you?
the worst used on me, she knew I was horny and very cold and disgustingly said, "just get into bed". He shriviled and went back home.

And what was the worst line and or action you have used in the quest for some booty?
Ok, my worst is looking her in the eye and telling her to get her ass in bed.

This one is interesting, becuase in her eyes the worst would have been to roll over on top of her and to wake her as you started to make love to her. I know someone where that would be a very nice way to wake up. For me too I might add.

 

[monster666]

was the way I knew my ex wanted sex.

What is the worst line and or action you have heard in the quest to get some sex from you?

And what was the worst line and or action you have used in the quest for some booty?


~LTR

Baby, lemme squirt at your guts.

 

[juicylips]

Re: There are some truly terrible lines

But I think the basest one is generally "D'ya fancy a fuck"

*Scratching that line off my pick up list*



If that is the worst line...

what line DOES get you into bed?

Cassidy

 

[VanB]

Re: Re: There are some truly terrible lines

*Scratching that line off my pick up list*



If that is the worst line...

what line DOES get you into bed?

Cassidy

Cass I didn't say it was the worst line just the basest

What gets me into bed? Depends how I feel "D'ya wanna Fuck?" might just do it if I'm in the right mood

How about you?

 

[lovetoread]

Re: hmmm, lol.....

to roll over on top of her and to wake her as you started to make love to her. I know someone where that would be a very nice way to wake up. For me too I might add.

Are you telling everyone my secrets?

 

[lovetoread]

You are such a tease, ltr!!!

I thought you started this thread to get me into bed.

Cassidy

I did,but I have to subtle when Tiger is around...he wants me to share you, ya know.

 

[juicylips]

Re: Re: Re: There are some truly terrible lines

Cass I didn't say it was the worst line just the basest

What gets me into bed? Depends how I feel "D'ya wanna Fuck?" might just do it if I'm in the right mood

How about you?

I am going to refrain from saying things like:

I am ALWAYS in the right mood.

"Wanna fuck" works wonders on me as a pick up line, base or not.



As to what GETS me into bed the fastest.....knowing that you are there waiting for me

Cassidy

 

[VanB]

Re: Re: Re: Re: There are some truly terrible lines

I am going to refrain from saying things like:

I am ALWAYS in the right mood.

"Wanna fuck" works wonders on me as a pick up line, base or not.



As to what GETS me into bed the fastest.....knowing that you are there waiting for me

Cassidy

You are an absolute honey *whipping clothes off and climbing rapidly into bed*

 

[estevie]

I'm rather easy...just ask!

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

Let's see, what works for me?

I'll buy you a new pair of gloves and a lifetime supply of Jergens ...LMAO

I wanted to learn sign language, but I was afraid my hands would start bragging about how often they get laid


When you learn what works, have it laminated on a wallet sized card and send it to me willya??

 

[Aphrodisiac]

It went some thing like this ...

Me : " What you want to do today ? "

Him : " I wanna fuck you ... "


I don't see it as " worst " line rather it was a joke between us. But that usually did it for me !

I am easy !

 

[JennyOmanHill]

Re: Re: hmmm, lol.....

Are you telling everyone my secrets?

Taking down some notes!

Love you guys!

 

[TigerClaw]

Re: Re: hmmm, lol.....

Are you telling everyone my secrets?

I didnt mention names. : )~ But I will enjoy it. Whether giving or receiving that special wake up call.

 

[lovetoread]

Re: Re: Re: hmmm, lol.....

I didnt mention names. : )~ But I will enjoy it. Whether giving or receiving that special wake up call.

Hmm...you'd better.

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

Re: Re: hmmm, lol.....

Are you telling everyone my secrets?

If he were telling your secrets, he would mention that you don't bother with panties when he's in town, they just slow you down ...lol

 

[TigerClaw]

Re: Re: Re: hmmm, lol.....

If he were telling your secrets, he would mention that you don't bother with panties when he's in town, they just slow you down ...lol

SHHHHhhhhhh. no one was supposed to know!

 

[lovetoread]

Re: hmmm, lol.....

SHHHHhhhhhh. no one was supposed to know!

They do now,hon.

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

expanding on the no panties theory, one of you should write a story about how LTR meets Tiger at the airport (the ole cliche "nothing but a raincoat") and you windup going at it on the baggage carousel. The title of the story -

"Clothing optional" or "Lost my bags but got my rocks off"

 

[TigerClaw]

Ah, I never admitted that.....

and anything else between LTR and myself is private. I dont share my triests with LTR even if it is implied. Everyone will have to wonder. For she is mine and I hers. All I will admit is in rl she pleases me much and I am very happy to have her by my side.

<Just between you and me. How much do you want for that tape on the baggage carousel>

 

[Netherlands]

.

 

[lovetoread]

Re: Ah, I never admitted that.....

<Just between you and me. How much do you want for that tape on the baggage carousel>

You said no one would ever see that tape!

 

[TigerClaw]

I'm Sorry....

I thought I got all the copies from the security department. No one, should have had time to make a copy. I just dont understand it. Maybe I was being tailed?