Take Your Heads Out Of Your Asses

Rambling Rose said:


Stroke me, people. Be like Moses and part my red sea. On the double!


You would be fun to have biblical role play with...
 
Saytur said:
Rose honey...this board's a putrid dung heap of mind numbing drivel without you baby. I'd rather puke rotting wildebeest nut sack maggots than be deprived your wit & smoking hot cootchie talk...even if it is all red & swampy

a putrid dung heap of mind numbing drivel=devastatingly dull

puke rotting wildebeest nut sack maggots=be stuck with the kids on the weekend while their mother shops at Wal-Mart

your wit & smoking hot cootchie talk=my wit and smoking hot cootchie talk

all red & swampy=sweet like strawberry Twizzlers and wet as water
 
I left a message on your answering machine - that's all the love you are getting from me until I hear a response. ;)
 
Wait, didn't I call you back? Oops. That was some other flower in the field.


Expect a call soon, you.
 
Wait, didn't I call you back? Oops. That was some other flower in the field.


Expect a call soon, you.
 
Hi RR, I'm Storm.

I haven't seen you around before, so nice to meet you.
 
She was like a breath of fresh air. I hope she comes back. ;) :)
 
I refuse to take my head out of my ass.

Sorry, Rose. ;)
 
If my head could reach around to my ass...

I'd be doing other things...
 
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