Take Your Heads Out Of Your Asses

[Rambling Rose]

And get busy missing me for a change. Damn.

Stroke me, people. Be like Moses and part my red sea. On the double!

 

[Problem Child]

part my red sea. On the double!

You're nasty.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Yeah, I am. Ain't it great?

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Take Your Heads Out Of Your Asses

You're nasty.

Ain't it grand!

 

[glamorilla]

 

[Guest]

Yeah, I am. Ain't it great?

LOL!

 

[sunstruck]

Stroke me, people.

If I scratch behind your ears will you purr and rub your head on my sweater?

 

[Rambling Rose]

Okay, this is more like it. Where're the rest of you? I know I've been missed. You can't hoodwink me so easily. Check out my red sea up there~pretty impressive shit!

 

[Problem Child]

Okay, this is more like it. Where're the rest of you? I know I've been missed. You can't hoodwink me so easily.

You and bratcat probably use the same doorwidening contractor for your heads, no?

 

[HeavyStick]

Re: Re: Take Your Heads Out Of Your Asses

If I scratch behind your ears will you purr and rub your head on my sweater?

Which head?

 

[Rambling Rose]

You and bratcat probably use the same doorwidening contractor for your heads, no?

Well, mine's not a revolving door.

Asshole.

You owe me some serious and sincere ass kissing for even thinking to compare the two of us. Get busy.

 

[Problem Child]

Well, mine's not a revolving door.

Asshole.

You owe me some serious and sincere ass kissing for even thinking to compare the two of us. Get busy.

Pot!

Kettle?

 

[Rambling Rose]

Which head?

I'm not really Medusa...no matter what they tell you.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Take Your Heads Out Of Your Asses

You're nasty.

Thanks. I'd have missed it otherwise.

 

[HeavyStick]

I'm not really Medusa...no matter what they tell you.

Slowdown, that was for sunstruck.

 

[sunstruck]

You owe me some serious and sincere ass kissing for even thinking to compare the two of us. Get busy.

Agreed. lol I think you should start by sticking your head up her ass.

I'll get the camera.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Pot!

Kettle?

Don't be a bastard to me today. I never start attention getting threads. I'm having fun.

Kiss my ass or fuck off.

 

[sunstruck]

Slowdown, that was for sunstruck.

Well last time I checked, Rosie was a Rosie not a Robert so she only has one head. lol

 

[Dragonlady]

You really need to get over your self!

 

[Rambling Rose]

*snort*

Yeah, I do. Thanks for the sage advice.

 

[sunstruck]

No she doesn't. She needs to get over me. Preferably while holding a bottle of massage oil and grinning.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Don't take it personally, Rose. Nobody missed me either.

Happy New Year girlfriend!

 

[Rambling Rose]

Dragonlady missed out on the tongue-in-cheek gene. It's not her fault, really.

Now about that massage...

 

[Starfish]

I'll take this chance to announce that I managed to go through my last menstrual flow, which ended yesterday and didn't mention my bleeding cunt ONCE on the bb.


What you people forget is that I am not here to amuse you. I am here to amuse myself.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Don't take it personally, Rose. Nobody missed me either.

Happy New Year girlfriend!

Now that is just a bald faced lie. You have to give up your crown in the New Year. It's just the way of the world.

Now I will become Miss Lit Popularity 2003! I can't wait. The glory! The private messages! The adoration of males and females alike!

Now about that massage...