Take Your Heads Out Of Your Asses

[sunstruck]

Now about that massage...

Please! My shoulders are killing me.

Hey Fishie! I can't believe you didn't fill us in on your cuntal bleeding! It's like missing out on the Sunday Funnies.

 

[Rubyfruit]

I'll give up my crown over your dead body sister. Nobody said anything to me about this being only a one-year gig.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Girl.

This thread is about stroking me!

Get with the program. Now about that massage...

 

[Rubyfruit]

Okay, back to stroking Rose.

I'd stay for the festivities, but I have dirty carpets calling my name.

 

[Dietrich K.]

Don't take it personally, Rose. Nobody missed me either.

I did.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Dietrich K., while I've got you here, I really miss your cavalcade of museum quality avatars. Can you start a rotation again just for me?

 

[Linedrive]

I noticed you weren't around RR

*stroking ego*
*stroking ego*

 

[Rambling Rose]

Yeah baby, that's it...

Gunner knows all about massage. Do me.

 

[Whizz Kid]

Great AV Rose, veils are so sexy.

 

[Linedrive]

You're so commanding and funny *stroke*, you have been missed by the masses *stroke*. Haven't seen any good pictures in a while *stroke* *stroke*. I'm happy to see you back posting *stroke*.

 

[Rambling Rose]

That sounds like a veiled insult, Whizz Kid...do I know you? Take lessons from Gunner. He's got this stroking thing down pat.

 

[TWB]

I would like to pat that "veil."

 

[Dietrich K.]

Dietrich K., while I've got you here, I really miss your cavalcade of museum quality avatars. Can you start a rotation again just for me?

Yep ... give me a few ... let me see what I can come up with.

 

[Dragonlady]

Dragonlady missed out on the tongue-in-cheek gene. It's not her fault, really.

Now about that massage...

and Here I thought it was sarcastic wit!

 

[Rambling Rose]

On your part or mine, Dragonlady?

 

[Whizz Kid]

That sounds like a veiled insult, Whizz Kid...do I know you? Take lessons from Gunner. He's got this stroking thing down pat.

*wax on* *wax off* *wax on* *wax...

 

[mokum13]

I missed you....


If you missed me

 

[Rambling Rose]

Stop that! I'll be bald before you know it!

 

[Dragonlady]

Well Bloody Hell

I would have to say both.

 

[patient1]

Did The Wit of Lit demand tongue on cheek?

Is that ladies on the left, & gentlemen on the right?
What's your protocol?

 

[Rambling Rose]

patient1, you are beyond reproach. You rub me the right way every time.

Stand in the middle and direct traffic.

 

[Dragonlady]

Did The Wit of Lit demand tongue on cheek?

Is that ladies on the left, & gentlemen on the right?
What's your protocol?

A really good fuck feist!

 

[Rambling Rose]

I think Dragonlady just invited me to fuck her fist.

 

[Saytur]

Rose honey...this board's a putrid dung heap of mind numbing drivel without you baby. I'd rather puke rotting wildebeest nut sack maggots than be deprived your wit & smoking hot cootchie talk...even when it is all red & swampy

 

[Rambling Rose]

Okay, I know there's a compliment in there somewhere. Let me get out my magic decoder ring.