Take a pill

[dolf]

*swallowing a green pill i found down the back of the sofa*

bleargh, fluffy!

 

[graceanne]

I am not taking another GODDAMN pill, no one can make me.

Shots, maybe.

*get out syringe*

Do you want the red or blue one, and where do you want it?

 

[graceanne]

*swallowing a green pill i found down the back of the sofa*

bleargh, fluffy!

Oh sure, be different.

How does one go about joining your harem, local 69? Sounds fun.

 

[Betticus]

*swallowing a green pill i found down the back of the sofa*

bleargh, fluffy!

OMG! That's not a pill! That is an old, moldy raisinette.

Get the medical cart.....quick!

 

[dolf]

OMG! That's not a pill! That is an old, moldy raisinette.

Get the medical cart.....quick!

oooo, i've woken up in dolfie world

 

[graceanne]

oooo, i've woken up in dolfie world

Oooooh, sounds scary. . . Can I come?

 

[sphynx's dragon]

Seemingly from nowhere the badger pulls out...... Three oreo cookies. Tosses one to Gracie and one to the innocent looking dragon and starts munching on the third.

A conted look on his little badgery face.

YAY!!!! OREOS!!! <CRUNCH!!!>

*munches on macadamia nut cookies and watches everyone eat their oreos*

Hey draggie. Neat new collar you got there.

Thank you! Yeah interesting isn't it?

 

[Guest]

Which testicle does the blue wire go on?

The Left.... Your left, not theirs... If self torturing ............adapt.
Lost the instructions again eh?

 

[Xelebes]

Will you take the blue pill or the red pill?

You take the blue pill and the story ends.
You wake in your bed and you live a
vanilla life never seeing the sky.

You take the red pill and you stay
in BDSMland, and I show you how
far your mind can go.

I once took pills and all I got was a seizure.




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I need a t-shirt that says that.

 

[TaintedB]

Enter the Badger!

A badger should be handing out Mushrooms Mushrooms, not pills.

 

[caela]

A badger should be handing out Mushrooms Mushrooms, not pills.

You know he never answered Graceanne...what does the badger do???

 

[Xelebes]

Enter the Badger!

Neo, get out of the hole. We got serious business to attend to!

 

[h_i_s]

I once took pills and all I got was a seizure.




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I need a t-shirt that says that.

i once took pills (ok, so it was more than once..) i got two children. heh.. (i guess that equals two times too short). No regrets though.