Suri Cruise IMPORTANT! PLEASE READ!

Mike_Yates

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There is fair enough evidence to say that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes "daughter," Suri Cruise, is not either of theirs. And that Katie Holmes staged her pregnancy, by using a high-quality latex belly, for reason's unknown. Watch Katie's stomach drastically increase, and decrease in size from day to day. There is no explaination for this other than that her pregnancy could have been hoaxed. And that Tom is only married to her to make him look straight, or he's trying to cover up something about his past that is far more sinister.

http://www.parentdish.com/media/2006/01/012106_katiebumptimeline.jpg

Don't try clicking the link, it's not a video. It's the only picture i could find.

It's likely that Cruise is paying Holmes millions of dollars every year to stay married to him so it will make him look heterosexual. Or is there a much more sinister reason for it? Linked to Scientology, perhaps? Let's just hope the Church doesn't cut the brake lines on my car for posting this. Just like they did to Hans David Scmidt, after he tried to reveal Tom's "secrets" before he "committed suicide." But really? What is Tom trying to violently hard to hide?
 
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There is fair enough evidence to say that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes "daughter," Suri Cruise, is not either of theirs. And that Katie Holmes staged her pregnancy, by using a high-quality latex belly, for reason's unknown. Watch Katie's stomach drastically increase, and decrease in size from day to day. There is no explaination for this other than that her pregnancy could have been hoaxed. And that Tom is only married to her to make him look straight, or he's trying to cover up something about his past that is far more sinister.


Don't try clicking the link, it's not a video. It's the only picture i could find.

It's likely that Cruise is paying Holmes millions of dollars every year to stay married to him so it will make him look heterosexual. Or is there a much more sinister reason for it? Linked to Scientology, perhaps? Let's just hope the Church doesn't cut the brake lines on my car for posting this.

Are you hoping to have a shot with him?
 
mfx...

the little bastard,
legit or not so,
is gonna rake it in tomorrow
better'n most...


bottom line's on suri's side
either way.
 
Let's hope biographer Andrew Morton doesn't end up getting in a "car accident," or "committing suicide." He is writing an unauthorized biography about Tom Cruise. He is going to reveal his secrets in that book.
 
I sure hope nobody ends up getting in a terrible accident this holiday.
 
Make your av bigger so I can see your ass.
Bwahahaha! This shit was funny! :D

mfx...

the little bastard,
legit or not so,
is gonna rake it in tomorrow
better'n most...


bottom line's on suri's side
either way.

Suri Cruise, Zahara Jolie-Pitt and Jaime Lynn Spears' unborn baby girl are gonna RULE the planet within twenty years.
 
You know it's sad when this stupid crap gets more hits than my sincerely meant Christmas message to all. :rolleyes:
 
mfx...

the little bastard,
legit or not so,
is gonna rake it in tomorrow
better'n most...


bottom line's on suri's side
either way.

Word.

And more importantly,
who cares? Aren't there more
important things to worry
over?
 
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