Sum it up for me? (silly thread)

[Chicklet]

I've been gone

there're lots of threads that have lots of conversations that i've missed

i'm tired and i don't want to read them all.

can someone sum up the fluff/spats/nonsense/drama that's gone on in the last couple weeks?

-Chicklet

 

[MlledeLaPlumeBleu]

Oh, you know how it is here.

We talk about dangling participles....

 

[Guest]

We talk about dangling participles....

But then someone tries to psychoanalyze the little cips and someone else starts parsing whole sentences and Gauche starts drinking and getting gauchely fed up, then bitchdom rears its clitoral head, and we find out Earl and Pops are an item, and soon everyone's larfing and larfing and then Chicklet shows up as innocent as ridden snowmobiles and boogey boards.

Chicqlita: Be glad you you don't know the depths of grammar and vocabulary that have been hurled about like Snakeman's dick.

perfunctorily, Perdita

 

[dr_mabeuse]

It's always discomfitting to find out how little the world depends on one's own input, how well they get along without it.


---dr.M.

 

[The_Fool]

It's always discomfitting to find out how little the world depends on one's own input, how well they get along without it.


---dr.M.

Its kinda like fishing. It's irritating when your not getting any bites. But it just really jacks you up when somebody steals your bait.

 

[pop_54]

Yeaa

And some weeks when everyone's a bit quiet and withdrawn here, as I've said before "posting here is like pissing yourself in dark trousers, it gives you a warm feeling but nobody notices".

Hi Chickie, where've you been anyway, holiday??

 

[Dirty Slut]

Well, I've only been here two weeks...

There are several new writers here now, including myself. And I have found most of the people enchanting here at the AH. I've had three stories, and three poems posted, and been threatened with a bloody death in one of my feedbacks over one of those stories. There have been several debates going on with no obvious winner, and no end of the debates in sight. Hopefully the debaters will shake hands afterwords, and go back to writing stories, but you never know. A fellow by the name of Dirt something or other is back after his computer was down for a long time. I don't know him yet but those who do speak highly of him here. Oh, I remember now, Dirt Man. In any case, as you can see, nothing much has happened since you've been gone that you couldn't of missed out on.

DS

PS: I'm on my period so if I sound crampy, it's because I AM!

 

[MathGirl]

Originally posted by Chicklet can someone sum up the fluff/spats/nonsense/drama that's gone on in the last couple weeks?

Dear Chickie,
Amidst all the name calling, back biting, diatribes, low blows, and general snarling, there is one constant that maintains stability around here. We can all depend on BS calling attention to his heroic wiwi on a regular basis. Thank God for BS's wiwi.
MG

 

[MlledeLaPlumeBleu]

Amen. BS's wiwi is the rock upon which our church is built.

 

[sirhugs]

more importantly, we missed you chicklet! Welcome back. Where'd you go? was it fun? Lots of inspiration for new tales?

 

[Chicklet]

Where I went

I went to California (god help me) to visit my mother. It was sort of refreshing - I was reminded that all my odd behavior really DOES come from somewhere.

 

[BlackSnake]

Hey beautiful rose: * 12)

 

[sirhugs]

Re: Where I went

I went to California (god help me) to visit my mother. It was sort of refreshing - I was reminded that all my odd behavior really DOES come from somewhere.

you did miss my new story, Holly Likes Handcuffs which may not be your cuppa tea, being bdsm lite, but has done shockingly well scorewise ( very few votes, very few views vwery lil feedback)