Suggested Gifts For Vixen's Bday

[Marxist]

I'm getting her tractor new plugs. Maybe she'll make Atlanta by Halloween.

 

[TN_Vixen]

heh, I'll go hop on my big John Deere right now, start chugging down I-75. If I get killed by one of those fucking crazy speeders, you can have my porn collection, ok?

 

[alexandraaah]

a photo album with a padlock.

oh wait, she already has that.

 

[Rubyfruit]

I think I'll get her a Sybian because her lover has a dick small enough to fit in her nostrils.

 

[TN_Vixen]

I think I'll get her a Sybian because her lover has a dick small enough to fit in her nostrils.

LMAO

 

[kotori]

I think I'll get her a Sybian because her lover has a dick small enough to fit in her nostrils.

Nah, you just need the attachment for the shifter on the John Deere.

 

[Problem Child]

I'm getting her some Claymore mines and a big fuckin' German Shepherd in case that brain surgeon of an ex-husband comes back around. Woof.

 

[miles]

I was thinking of something practical for the little guy, like an outfit with a matching yarmulke for his bris.

 

[alexandraaah]

I was thinking of something practical for the little guy, like an outfit with a matching yarmulke for his bris.

fucking hilarious.

 

[Dillinger]

Leather diapers.

 

[alexandraaah]

pack of camel straights.

 

[AusTess]

She aint gettin shit off me unless i'm invited to the party.

 

[Laurel]

A plane ticket.

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

An Orange sweater......though it would pain me greatly.