Sub Convention 2006

[Xelebes]

Yeah, this one's designed for the pussy!

 

[Red Sonja]

It might not be for anal, you know. Probes can go in lotsa different orrifices. Believe me, I know.

That's not what all the aliens abducted me books say... is this false advertising or what?

 

[Red Sonja]

Yeah, this one's designed for the pussy!

Oh... in that case, I withdraw my offer.

 

[graceanne]

That's not what all the aliens abducted me books say... is this false advertising or what?

No, it's keeping an ace up their sleeve. If you know what they're gonna do to you then they don't have as much fun.

 

[shy slave]

*Hears all the noise and see Evil Geoff coming out

Spots Xelebes waving a probe and still no guest speakers.

Pinches TWO cookies and a handful of choc covered cherries on the way out*

In that room choc covered cherries are the only sort available, all the subbies lost theirs a long time ago!!!

 

[BeachGurl2]

You know, since so many Doms seem to be dropping in to check up on us, maybe one of them could speak. Um, then again . . . nevermind.

 

[Xelebes]

Oh... in that case, I withdraw my offer.

It doesn't squirt anything, I promise!

 

[graceanne]

*Hears all the noise and see Evil Geoff coming out

Spots Xelebes waving a probe and still no guest speakers.

Pinches TWO cookies and a handful of choc covered cherries on the way out*

In that room choc covered cherries are the only sort available, all the subbies lost theirs a long time ago!!!

Not true. Xelebes still has his!

 

[Red Sonja]

It doesn't squirt anything, I promise!

Hmmm... ?

 

[jadefirefly]

You know, since so many Doms seem to be dropping in to check up on us, maybe one of them could speak. Um, then again . . . nevermind.

Mmmm... yeah. Are you certain you want to let -them- speak to us? Don't they talk at us often enough?


Not that I'm complaining, mind...

 

[Xelebes]

Hmmm... ?

That's what you are worried about, right?

 

[shy slave]

Not true. Xelebes still has his!

My error, which means he should be the first speaker.

Or maybe he should attend the lecture entitiled "101 ways to loose your cherry."

That lecture would start with an overview of the differing types including the colour and fruit variety

 

[Red Sonja]

That's what you are worried about, right?

True... okay, I'm still game. Might as well live dangerously.

 

[Xelebes]

My error, which means he should be the first speaker.

Or maybe he should attend the lecture entitiled "101 ways to loose your cherry."

That lecture would start with an overview of the differing types including the colour and fruit variety

I'm game.

 

[Xelebes]

Uhhh... guys... er... gals, we only have a week until this shebang starts!

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Uhhh... guys... er... gals, we only have a week until this shebang starts!

Hmmn have you got like a theme song for the event ?

I think I may have something here to offer up for your consideration

 

[graceanne]

Hmmn have you got like a theme song for the event ?

I think I may have something here to offer up for your consideration

Is it

'Do you realy wanna hurt me? Do you really wanna make me cry?'

or

'Strummin my pain with his fingers . . . '?

 

[brioche]

I prefer the cover by Tina Turner...

Is it

'Do you realy wanna hurt me? Do you really wanna make me cry?'

or

'Strummin my pain with his fingers . . . '?

Don't know about that, but to use as Elton John song for my return:

The Bitch is Back.

I was justified when I was five
Raising cane, I spit in your eye
Times are changing, now the poor get fat
But the fever's gonna catch you when the bitch gets back

Eat meat on Friday that's alright
Even like steak on a Saturday night
I can bitch the best at your social do's
I get high in the evening sniffing pots of glue

I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch
Oh the bitch is back
Stone cold sober as a matter of fact
I can bitch, I can bitch
`Cause I'm better than you
It's the way that I move
The things that I do

I entertain by picking brains
Sell my soul by dropping names
I don't like those, my God, what's that
Oh it's full of nasty habits when the bitch gets back

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Is it

'Do you realy wanna hurt me? Do you really wanna make me cry?'

or

'Strummin my pain with his fingers . . . '?

love those selections graceanne , though I had in mind at the time the Quiznos Sub advertising......

We love the SUBS
Because they are good to us
The quiznos subssssssssss
The are tasty they are crunchy they are warm because we toast then
They got a pepper bar

I know I have the file here somewhere................

 

[graceanne]

love those selections graceanne , though I had in mind at the time the Quiznos Sub advertising......

We love the SUBS
Because they are good to us
The quiznos subssssssssss
The are tasty they are crunchy they are warm because we toast then
They got a pepper bar

I know I have the file here somewhere................

LMAO

 

[Xelebes]

Hmmn have you got like a theme song for the event ?

I think I may have something here to offer up for your consideration

I might have a theme song created but are you looking for an anthem or something?

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

I might have a theme song created but are you looking for an anthem or something?

Can you please explain the difference to me , I am so lost, ask anyone

 

[Xelebes]

A theme song is a melodic diddly played before an opus as to show us what to expect in this dramatic piece. In opera, such music is dubbed the "overture" and has a slight difference in structure as opposed to a theme song. You usually can tell the theme song of a piece in a movie when the story finally begins. Famous examples would be like the theme songs of Jurassic Park and The Nightmare Before Christmas.

An anthem is a symphonic chorus where everybody is singing together in unison and everybody's spirits are lifted. For example, a national anthem usually is a song boasting of the pride one has for the nation and everyone is to sing it. A rock anthem is a piece where everybody in the crowd sings along with the rock band - a famous example would be "School's Out for the Summer" by Alice Cooper.

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

A theme song is a melodic diddly played before an opus as to show us what to expect in this dramatic piece. In opera, such music is dubbed the "overture" and has a slight difference in structure as opposed to a theme song. You usually can tell the theme song of a piece in a movie when the story finally begins. Famous examples would be like the theme songs of Jurassic Park and The Nightmare Before Christmas.

An anthem is a symphonic chorus where everybody is singing together in unison and everybody's spirits are lifted. For example, a national anthem usually is a song boasting of the pride one has for the nation and everyone is to sing it. A rock anthem is a piece where everybody in the crowd sings along with the rock band - a famous example would be "School's Out for the Summer" by Alice Cooper.

Okay ..thanks Xelebes got it now.........having considered both I was really just thinking music though for today I am leaning towards anthem I think. How about the song the snake sings in The Jungle Book ? Anyone like that one............

Trust in me, just in me
Shut your eyes and trust in me
You can sleep safe and sound
Knowing I am around

Slip into silent slumber
Sail on a silver mist
Slowly and surely your senses
Will cease to resist

Trust in me, just in me
Shut your eyes and trust in me

 

[Xelebes]

Okay ..thanks Xelebes got it now.........having considered both I was really just thinking music though for today I am leaning towards anthem I think. How about the song the snake sings in The Jungle Book ? Anyone like that one............

Trust in me, just in me
Shut your eyes and trust in me
You can sleep safe and sound
Knowing I am around

Slip into silent slumber
Sail on a silver mist
Slowly and surely your senses
Will cease to resist

Trust in me, just in me
Shut your eyes and trust in me

If it is a solo, it is probably a solo or an air (aria).