Sub Convention 2006

[graceanne]

Okay ..thanks Xelebes got it now.........having considered both I was really just thinking music though for today I am leaning towards anthem I think. How about the song the snake sings in The Jungle Book ? Anyone like that one............

Trust in me, just in me
Shut your eyes and trust in me
You can sleep safe and sound
Knowing I am around

Slip into silent slumber
Sail on a silver mist
Slowly and surely your senses
Will cease to resist

Trust in me, just in me
Shut your eyes and trust in me

I hope you don't go around listening to singing snakes too often, hon. Not good for the health.

 

[jadefirefly]

I'll take your snake song, and raise you one Phantom.

Night-time sharpens,
heightens each sensation . . .
Darkness stirs and
wakes imagination . . .
Silently the senses
abandon their defences . . .


Orrrrr....

You have brought me
to that moment
where words run dry,
to that moment
where speech
disappears
into silence,
silence . . .
I have come here,
hardly knowing
the reason why . . .
In my mind,
I've already
imagined our
bodies entwining
defenceless and silent -
and now I am
here with you:
no second thoughts,
I've decided,
decided . . .
Past the point
of no return -
no going back now:
our passion-play
has now, at last,
begun . . .




Sorry. Xelebus started going on about themes and overtures and I just couldn't help myself.

 

[graceanne]

How about:

Some girls, they like candy, and others, they like to grind,
I'll settle for the back of your hand somewhere on my behind.
Treat me like I'm a bad girl, even when I'm being good to you,
I don't want you to thank me, you can just spank me. Mmm.

Some guys like to sweet talk, and others, they like to tease,
Tie my hands behind my back and, ooo, I'm in ecstasy.
Don't slobber me with kisses, I can get that from my sisters,
Before I get too cranky, you better...

Chorus:

Like hanky panky [hanky panky],
Nothing like a good spanky [good spanky].
Don't take out your handkerchiefs,
I don't wanna cry, I just wanna hanky panky.
Like hanky panky [hanky panky],
Nothing like a good spanky [good spanky].
Don't take out your handkerchiefs,
I don't wanna cry, I just wanna hanky panky guy.

Oooo.

Please don't call a doctor, 'cause there's nothing wrong with me,
I just like things a little rough and you better not disagree.
'Cause I don't like a big softie, [no], I like someone mean and bossy,
Let me speak to you frankly, you better...

(chorus)

Oooo, yeah.

Spoken:

What about? Yeah. That's an interesting...
Oooo.
My bottom hurts just thinking about it.

[She wants you to] Treat me like I'm a bad girl,
[She needs you to] Even when I'm being good to you.
I don't want you to thank me [Don't thank her], you better...

(chorus)

[Hanky panky] Oooh, yeah
[Good spanky] Get the picture?
[Don't wanna cry, I just wanna]

That's the way I came into this world,
The doctor said, "Lady, she's a beautiful girl."
He gave me a spanky and I started to smile,
So give it up, honey, 'cause I want it.
Yeah.
[Hanky panky, good spanky, don't wanna cry, I just wanna]

 

[brioche]

Good girls, go to heaven,
Good girls, go to heaven,
Good girls,
But bad girls go everywhere!

You know what, I should put that in my sig line...

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

I hope you don't go around listening to singing snakes too often, hon. Not good for the health.

ohhh graceanne please don't lead me astray with comments like that......laughs....ahhh....smiles......I just remember that song and that scene in the movie so well...sooooooooooooo sssssssssssssssseductive as he sssssssssswings Mowgai and sssssssssssssssssssssssssings while at the same time the goal is constricting his pray.....kinda hot huh ......as far as Disney goes

 

[jadefirefly]

I am never going to look at Disney the same way again....

And wouldn't you know it, all the movies we play at work are Disney. I'm so screwed.

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Hey....... has anyone thought about a Mascot ?

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c224/rebecca000/submascot.jpg

ohhhh graceanne your killing me.....I know that last song you posted.....I just can't place it.......thinking semi punk .......who was it pleaseeeeeeee put me out of this misery......I beseech you​

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

I know this is naughty but there is an Australian Band 'The Divinyls' that been around for ever has an amazing female lead . Just wanted to offer up these 2 sets of lyrics. Apologies in advance for the length of the post i just couldn't settle on one ~bows~


Artist: Divinyls
Song: Pleasure and pain
Album: What A Life!
[" What A Life! " CD]

LOVER LOVER WHY DO YOU PUSH
WHY DO YOU PUSH, WHY DO YOU PUSH
BABY BABY, DID YOU FORGET ABOUT ME

I'VE BEEN STANDING AT THE BACK OF YOUR LIFE
BACK ROW CENTRE JUST ABOVE THE ICE
PLEASE DON'T ASK ME HOW I'VE BEEN GETTING OFF
NO PLEASE DON'T ASK ME HOW I'VE BEEN GETTING OFF

BREAK MY BODY, WITH THE BACK OF YOUR HAND
DOESN'T MAKE SENSE FROM WHERE I STAND
BABY, BABY WHY YOU WANNA MESS IT UP
SOONER OR LATER I'LL FIND MY PLACE
FIND MY BODY BETTER FIX MY FACE
PLEASE DON'T ASK ME
HOW I'VE BEEN GETTING OFF
NO PLEASE DON'T ASK ME
HOW I'VE BEEN GETTING OFF

IT'S A FINE LINE BETWEEN PLEASURE AND PAIN
YOU'VE DONE IT ONCE YOU CAN DO IT AGAIN
WHATEVER YOU DONE DON'T' TRY TO EXPLAIN
IT'S A FINE, FINE LINE BETWEEN PLEASURE AND PAIN

IT'S ALL THE SAME
IT'S ALL THE SAME
IT'S ALL THE SAME

Artist: Divinyls
Song: I touch myself
Album: Divinyls
[" Divinyls " CD]

I love myself I want you to love me
When I feel down I want you above me
I search myself I want you to find me
I forget myself I want you to remind me

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself
Ooh I don't want anybody else Oh no, oh no, oh no

You're the one who makes me come runnin
You're the sun who makes me shine
When you're around I'm always laughin
I want to make you mine

I close my eyes and see you before me
Think I would die if you were to ignore me
A fool could see just how much I adore you
I'd get down on my knees I'd do anything for you

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself
Ooh I don't want anybody else Oh no, oh no, oh no

(music break)

I love myself I want you to love me
When I feel down I want you above me
I search myself I want you to find me
I forget myself I want you to remind me

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself
Ooh I don't want anybody else Oh no, oh no, oh no

(speaking)I want you
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ah ah ah ah oh ah

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself
Ooh I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself

I touch myself.....
​

 

[Xelebes]

Good girls, go to heaven,
Good girls, go to heaven,
Good girls,
But bad girls go everywhere!

You know what, I should put that in my sig line...

Simplicity is the essense of life - and now we got something to work with. We must not forget about us (me) boy(s).

 

[graceanne]

Hey....... has anyone thought about a Mascot ?

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c224/rebecca000/submascot.jpg

ohhhh graceanne your killing me.....I know that last song you posted.....I just can't place it.......thinking semi punk .......who was it pleaseeeeeeee put me out of this misery......I beseech you​

Madonna

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Madonna

omg ........slaps self sooooooooooooooooo hard, thanks

 

[graceanne]

omg ........slaps self sooooooooooooooooo hard, thanks

Your welcome.

Oh, and you don't have to slap yourself, I'm sure that someone (like DVS) would do it for you.

 

[brioche]

Nothing's going on. I feel like I'm missing something.

*looks around suspiciously*

 

[jadefirefly]

So I have to mention this, partly because it's still giving me the giggles, and partly because I promised a friend I'd send a link to these boards, and this thread, and this way he'll know which one is me.

Yesterday, I was out to lunch with a friend, and we went out for... subs!

And right in the middle of being about to take my first bite, that DAMN Quiznos song popped into my head, and wouldn't leave me alone all day! It was totally inane, and random, and just stuck in my head.

So while I think I draw the line at having a spongemonkey for a mascot, I have to vote for the "we love the subs" song!





They are warm because we toast them!

 

[Xelebes]

This is my editing...

Good girls, go to heaven,
Good girls, go to heaven,
Good girls,
But bad girls go everywhere!

Good boys, go to heaven,
Good boys, go to heaven,
Good boys,
But bad boys go mangy clanker





Eh, needs a little work.

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

So I have to mention this, partly because it's still giving me the giggles, and partly because I promised a friend I'd send a link to these boards, and this thread, and this way he'll know which one is me.

Yesterday, I was out to lunch with a friend, and we went out for... subs!

And right in the middle of being about to take my first bite, that DAMN Quiznos song popped into my head, and wouldn't leave me alone all day! It was totally inane, and random, and just stuck in my head.

So while I think I draw the line at having a spongemonkey for a mascot, I have to vote for the "we love the subs" song!


They are warm because we toast them!

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c224/rebecca000/mascotkittens.jpg

Kittens then ? Come on everyone likes kittens.........hehe

Ohhhhhhh noooooooo now I am singing the damn song ......thanks miss jadefirefly........omg........kill me now.........helpppppppppppppp​

 

[jadefirefly]

YES! KITTENS!!! I love kittens.


When did I graduate to the title of "miss"? :curious: I get that at work, too, it's kind of unsettling.

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

YES! KITTENS!!! I love kittens.


When did I graduate to the title of "miss"? :curious: I get that at work, too, it's kind of unsettling.

YAY for kittens !!!!
Though lets be clear I am only contributing here because its FUN and respect I have no place Dictating about kittens !!!!!!! (omg I love this thread )


Ohh about the 'miss' thang, its a habit of mine , its a very casual form of endearment. I can cease and desist using it if you find it unsettling ( not the feeling slightly endeared just the use of the word .........smiles).

they got a pepper bar .......................................... ​

 

[jadefirefly]

I just find something so fitting about "They are warm because we toast them!"

It belongs here!!

*giggle* See, I work with kids. Not like in a daycare or anything, so really, I only see each kid for, maybe, 30 minutes at most. There's no real relationship built up, so it's always kind of funny when their mom or dad refers to me as "miss" <name>, because I don't feel as if I've really done anything to earn the title. Not like a teacher, or anything.

I just find it funny, because it seems to be coming from everywhere lately. One of those "it never rains but it pours" things.

 

[brioche]

This is my editing...

Good girls, go to heaven,
Good girls, go to heaven,
Good girls,
But bad girls go everywhere!

Good boys, go to heaven,
Good boys, go to heaven,
Good boys,
But bad boys go mangy clanker




Eh, needs a little work.

ROFL!!

 

[Evil_Geoff]

...But bad boys go mangy clanker

....

I'm not up on my Canadian slang...

What's "mangy clanker" mean????

 

[brioche]

I'm not up on my Canadian slang...

What's "mangy clanker" mean????

It doesn't mean anything, Geoff hun.

 

[Xelebes]

I'm not up on my Canadian slang...

What's "mangy clanker" mean????

Mangy = Cluttered, dirty, tangled

Clanker = Jailcell, Prison

 

[brioche]

Mangy = Cluttered, dirty, tangled

Clanker = Jailcell, Prison

Well, I knew mangy, but I didn't realize you actually meant anything by it...
So good girls go to heaven,
Bad girls go everywhere,
Good boys go to heaven,
and bad boys go to cluttered jailcells?

Yeah, it needs work.

 

[Xelebes]

Clanker also refers to a person who practices sex with tools and hardware, like hammers and drills. This being an offshoot of appliancy which is a fetish of kitchen appliances and other appliances.