Stupid shit people do...and the price they pay for it.

[islandman]

1) Buy a stock that they 'know' will go up instead of paying the mortgage payment three months in a row, only to watch said stock tank and then get foreclosed on.

People this stupid should not be allowed to procreate.


Go ahead, add your own example. Let's all laugh at the imbeciles.

 

[sweetvee]

take your pick from this list

 

[crazybbwgirl]

Remember the couple who sold everything they owned to buy a bunch of lottery tickets? It was in the 80's maybe. People Magazine had an article on it. Picture of them sitting in their apartment with absolutely no furniture, tv, beds, nothing!

hahahahahaha!!!!

 

[Hester]

1) Buy a stock that they 'know' will go up instead of paying the mortgage payment three months in a row, only to watch said stock tank and then get foreclosed on.
.

you really shouldn't post like this about your own bad stock picks.

 

[islandman]

you really shouldn't post like this about your own bad stock picks.

Will fuck for room and board.

 

[pabloback]

you talking about me?


i said not to tell

 

[Hester]

Will fuck for room and board.

i've always liked you despite your faults, now i like you for them.

 

[islandman]

i've always liked you despite your faults, now i like you for them.

....tender moment. I need to cuddle now!

 

[moana15]

The secretary in my office didn't want to give up her parking space, which was close to the building. She had to take her son to school, which is 3 miles away. So she walked him to school.

 

[SexyWench]

Worked out arrangement between
client and defendant
bank agreed to let her pay lower mortgage amount
and I would stop foreclosure proceedings

she didn't show, called a week later
said due to stress went on a vacation
I proceeded

 

[islandman]

Worked out arrangement between
client and defendant
bank agreed to let her pay lower mortgage amount
and I would stop foreclosure proceedings

she didn't show, called a week later
said due to stress went on a vacation
I proceeded

ahahahahahahahahahahaha!

I LOVE IT!

 

[pabloback]

Worked out arrangement between
client and defendant
bank agreed to let her pay lower mortgage amount
and I would stop foreclosure proceedings

she didn't show, called a week later
said due to stress went on a vacation
I proceeded

which resort?

 

[GirlMidnite]

Worked out arrangement between
client and defendant
bank agreed to let her pay lower mortgage amount
and I would stop foreclosure proceedings

she didn't show, called a week later
said due to stress went on a vacation
I proceeded

Sometimes stupidity is a Pub called Horse and Water.

 

[Recidiva]

My daughter would decide to fail certain classes because she didn't like the teacher. She's a bone-deep narcissist and can't imagine any worse punishment than her deciding she doesn't like someone. They must be suffering so.

"Yeah, honey, you sure showed him."

 

[GirlMidnite]

My daughter would decide to fail certain classes because she didn't like the teacher. She's a bone-deep narcissist and can't imagine any worse punishment than her deciding she doesn't like someone. They must be suffering so.

"Yeah, honey, you sure showed him."

A teenager huh? (I remember being narcissistic enough to believe rhyyming 'serpentine' with 'quarantine' made for highly cerebral poetry) If not, just you wait.

 

[Recidiva]

A teenager huh? (I remember being narcissistic enough to believe rhyyming 'serpentine' with 'quarantine' made for highly cerebral poetry) If not, just you wait.

She's 18 now. Since now I could legally kick her out whenever I want, she's discovered how to live more symbiotically than parasitically.

But she did have to go to summer school for two summers for her amazing academic strategy.

 

[Spence99]

She's 18 now. Since now I could legally kick her out whenever I want, she's discovered how to live more symbiotically than parasitically.

But she did have to go to summer school for two summers for her amazing academic strategy.

She fooled you. She just didn't want to get stuck all summer in a shitty summer job. Flunk and class and she's on easy street for the summer.

 

[GirlMidnite]

She's 18 now. Since now I could legally kick her out whenever I want, she's discovered how to live more symbiotically than parasitically.

But she did have to go to summer school for two summers for her amazing academic strategy.

Teenagers learn best through boomarang punishment.

 

[Recidiva]

She fooled you. She just didn't want to get stuck all summer in a shitty summer job. Flunk and class and she's on easy street for the summer.

This theory totally worked for her right up until she almost failed to graduate.

Almost. We were surprised. My parents called to ask if she'd make it and we really didn't know. "Well...just come and visit for a rite of passage celebration either way..."

 

[Spence99]

This theory totally worked for her right up until she almost failed to graduate.

Almost. We were surprised. My parents called to ask if she'd make it and we really didn't know. "Well...just come and visit for a rite of passage celebration either way..."

Ahh. She didn't cover her bases.

 

[Recidiva]

Teenagers learn best through boomarang punishment.

My son's now nine.

"Mommy, I met some nice strangers!"
"What?"
"I told them I shouldn't talk to strangers and they said they were good strangers, I could talk to them."
"Honey. The strangers don't get to decide."

 

[Recidiva]

Ahh. She didn't cover her bases.

She's living at home and going to a local community college by bus.

I'M her base

 

[Spence99]

She's living at home and going to a local community college by bus.

I'M her base

Tell me she does her own laundry.

 

[Recidiva]

Tell me she does her own laundry.

She does. And she's getting better. She doesn't do it so often at 3 am.

If she leaves the wet stuff in there I throw it on her floor.

 

[Spence99]

She does. And she's getting better. She doesn't do it so often at 3 am.

If she leaves the wet stuff in there I throw it on her floor.

Heh. I'm having visions of my future here.