Stupid shit people do...and the price they pay for it.

[Saint Peter]

I googled "gorilla cookie" - except I'm getting real gorilla cookie cutters.

I would take that to mean gorilla droppings. Not so sure. My LT to English translations are often very wrong.

 

[Recidiva]

I would take that to mean gorilla droppings. Not so sure. My LT to English translations are often very wrong.

They're usually not worth it, but discussing them is usually fun.

I need Irezumikiss or Mr. Essex to explain this to me. Or make up a reasonable facsimile of explanation.

 

[Batch]

I googled "gorilla cookie" - except I'm getting real gorilla cookie cutters.

OMG! How cute!

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

I would take that to mean gorilla droppings. Not so sure. My LT to English translations are often very wrong.

Nah, that was LT's halfhearted attempt at calling Ishmael a gorilla, a monkey, which if someone did to him would immediately be called a racist comment. I was waiting for him to go ape-shit (Hah!) yesterday when I implied he was a monkey dancing for an organ grinder.

Which, by the way, was not a commentary on his ethnicity, but on his personal place on the evolutionary ladder.

 

[BlackShanglan]

I will not argue this any more. What you do to me, I will do to you. Period.

Thank God! I've been begging you from the first to behave civilly, eschew raging invective in favor of reason, stop insulting huge groups of people who've never done anything to you, and try having a pleasant conversation with someone.

This is the dawn of a great new day. I'm genuinely delighted to see you come 'round at last.

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

Thank God! I've been begging you from the first to behave civilly, eschew raging invective in favor of reason, stop insulting huge groups of people who've never done anything to you, and try having a pleasant conversation with someone.

This is the dawn of a great new day. I'm genuinely delighted to see you come 'round at last.

I do not think he means what you think he means. {Princess Bride reference}

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Nah, that was LT's halfhearted attempt at calling Ishmael a gorilla, a monkey, which if someone did to him would immediately be called a racist comment. I was waiting for him to go ape-shit (Hah!) yesterday when I implied he was a monkey dancing for an organ grinder.

Which, by the way, was not a commentary on his ethnicity, but on his personal place on the evolutionary ladder.

Wow, I come back and lo and behold, you've been busy here shooting yourself right in the ass with bullets of pure ignorance.

Of course we know you're not man enough to admit you're wrong, but here goes.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Gorilla+Cookies

A term you use to say someone is REALLY ugly.

Damn, you so ugly, someone should put your face in dough and make some GORILLA COOKIES.

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

Wow, I come back and lo and behold, you've been busy here shooting yourself right in the ass with bullets of pure ignorance.

Of course we know you're not man enough to admit you're wrong, but here goes.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Gorilla+Cookies

A term you use to say someone is REALLY ugly.

Damn, you so ugly, someone should put your face in dough and make some GORILLA COOKIES.

I'm well aware of the definition, and exactly how you would interpret it had it been used against you.

"OMG! Fucking racist called me a gorilla! God damned white redneck cracker ass honkey!"

 

[Le Jacquelope]

I'm well aware of the definition, and exactly how you would interpret it had it been used against you.

"OMG! Fucking racist called me a gorilla! God damned white redneck cracker ass honkey!"

The fact that I didn't, suggests your reality perception problems are flaring up again.

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

The fact that I didn't, suggests your reality perception problems are flaring up again.

My reality perception problems?

Coming from you that's downright fucking hilarious. You may not be in so much trouble from the writer strike after all.

Then again, even a broken clock has the correct time twice a day.

I'll mark that one up to happenstance.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

My reality perception problems?

Coming from you that's downright fucking hilarious. You may not be in so much trouble from the writer strike after all.

*sigh*

When all other wit fails you, there's always your IKYABWAI comeback.

 

[BlackShanglan]

I do not think he means what you think he means. {Princess Bride reference}

The lack of contraction alone put it immediately into my head. How I love that movie.

And sssshhh. Let me treasure my illusions.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

BlackShanglan has yet to realize just how inconsequential his views are to a real world, properly functioning society.

 

[Ishmael]

Ya winnin' LT? *snicker*

Ishmael

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Ya winnin' LT? *snicker*

Ishmael

I go by common sense and proven wisdom. You and BS eschew it.

It's not about me winning - it's about you making a total idiot of yourself.