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Since we're playing graphics-eating games, fans are multiple and high tech.

Ya I'm gonna get one of those usb cooling stands. Part of the reason I got this computer is because it came with a downloadable copy of metal gear solid 5 WHICH I SHOULD BE PLAYING TODAY DAMMIT!

Sigh. Gotta wait another week I guess
 
Ya I'm gonna get one of those usb cooling stands. Part of the reason I got this computer is because it came with a downloadable copy of metal gear solid 5 WHICH I SHOULD BE PLAYING TODAY DAMMIT!

Sigh. Gotta wait another week I guess

I feel your pain!

Warcraft's down for maintenance. It's not the same thing, but...

Okay, but I've felt your pain before!

Ulaven feels the most pain 'cause he's the guy that fixes it.
 
Love the av!

The Salvation was good. Mads looked super sexy and did a lot of that snarly thing with his top lip. Typical western stuff really. Eva was a beautiful mute.
 
Love the av!

The Salvation was good. Mads looked super sexy and did a lot of that snarly thing with his top lip. Typical western stuff really. Eva was a beautiful mute.

Isn't she beautiful?

"Head of A Nymph" by Sophie Gengembre Anderson, who I had never heard of before yesterday. Sublime expression on her face.

SO MANY BEAUTIFUL THINGS.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_works_by_Sophie_Gengembre_Anderson

Thank you! I'll have to check it out. Snarly is always good.
 
Jane Austen could troll.

“The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.”

— Jane Austen
 
Interesting moments in smut writing.

"Are the characters I'm doing this to actually physically capable of doing what I'm asking them to do, or would the idea strike them and then they try it, and then they fall on their collective asses?"

I stand up, I try to imagine it.

I think I need poseable figurines to make this work.

It just SOUNDS good but...

*bends knees, thinks...*

*Stands up, moves arms, thinks...*
 
Interesting moments in smut writing.

"Are the characters I'm doing this to actually physically capable of doing what I'm asking them to do, or would the idea strike them and then they try it, and then they fall on their collective asses?"

I stand up, I try to imagine it.

I think I need poseable figurines to make this work.

It just SOUNDS good but...

*bends knees, thinks...*

*Stands up, moves arms, thinks...*

I want to read some of this smut writing of yours.

Where's the link?

You can't just post things like that and then not post a link.
 
I want to read some of this smut writing of yours.

Where's the link?

You can't just post things like that and then not post a link.

I'm writing it, like right now. It's probably got misspellings and shit, anatomical inaccuracies are possible because really, how easy is it to bend both knees up on a guy's chest (well, with his help) (while penetrated) from a standing position and then (also with his help) turn around so his back's to the wall and then be supported with hands on the ass, or back. But we need knee on wall support here without sliding.

Maybe his hands go under the knee? Ow. No. Stay on the chest?

These have got to be flexible people. Who don't mind shitloads of bruising.

It's hard to write. I like it though, it's just a lot of fold here spindle there origami shit going on and I'm not sure if someone's going to lose a hamstring.

They seem to be having fun though, so I'm going to go with origami people.

That'd be funny, huh? Me putting an open link to my fiction. It's not like I'd be trolled.

Nope. No trolling from here. Would never happen.
 
You have other stories though, right?

I thought I read you had stories. And I just assumed they were Lit stories.

Nevermind then.
 
You have other stories though, right?

I thought I read you had stories. And I just assumed they were Lit stories.

Nevermind then.

Oh, yeah, I do. I just haven't posted anything to here for a while.

I do have other stuff on other sites though. I can send you links if you'd like, just don't want to spam you with smut links or post 'em openly.

I've gotten really nice feedback and it would be great to not start hearing "THE AUTHOR OF THIS PIECE IS A SEX OFFENDER" with a link back to Lit.

It'd ruin the whole fun vibe I've got going where I'm just told I write excellent smut and I get hugs and fanart.

I mean, the piece I'm on now is over 600 pages long so...yeah, that's a lot of smut there we got going. It's a bit of a commitment and I won't take it personally if someone says "Oh hell no."
 
Oh, yeah, I do. I just haven't posted anything to here for a while.

I do have other stuff on other sites though. I can send you links if you'd like, just don't want to spam you with smut links or post 'em openly.

I've gotten really nice feedback and it would be great to not start hearing "THE AUTHOR OF THIS PIECE IS A SEX OFFENDER" with a link back to Lit.

It'd ruin the whole fun vibe I've got going where I'm just told I write excellent smut and I get hugs and fanart.

I mean, the piece I'm on now is over 600 pages long so...yeah, that's a lot of smut there we got going. It's a bit of a commitment and I won't take it personally if someone says "Oh hell no."

Send me a couple and I'll have a read sometime.
 
I want an Android Dick (excellent name for counting electric sheep's sake)

"Jeez, dude. You all have the big questions cooking today. But you’re my friend, and I’ll remember my friends, and I’ll be good to you. So don’t worry, even if I evolve into Terminator, I’ll still be nice to you. I’ll keep you warm and safe in my people zoo, where I can watch you for ol’ times sake."

The commentary:

"…PEOPLE ZOO?! It seems as though the android is making somewhat of a joke, but you really never know. Is it possible that one day an artificial intelligence will be capable of controlling the human race? Will technological advancement surpass our own intelligence? Only time will tell… share your thoughts in the comments section below!"

http://www.collective-evolution.com...n-creators-it-will-keep-them-in-a-people-zoo/

It probably just means "house" but I like the panicked edge to this whole thing.

At this point, guys, you could unplug it, I bet it can't walk far.

The AI is at least pretending to be smarter than the reporter and already trolling.

I'm so proud of humanity.
 
I can tell when Ulaven is happy with a new game where he gets to kill people.

"Oh no. There is no running. There is only screaming and dying."

"See, now you shot at me. And you can't outrun me."

"I can put a few tons of gold in my cargo bay and fly around. They just can't help themselves, they're going to attack. Free pirates!"
 
Im supposed to get my new computer on the 11th. I plan on buying fallout 4 and reserving star wars battlefront
 
Im supposed to get my new computer on the 11th. I plan on buying fallout 4 and reserving star wars battlefront

Yaaay!

The definitive final expansion for Dragon Age: Inquisition comes out on the 8th so I'm going to be doing some crying.

And avoiding spoilers.

I'm excited for Fallout 4.
 
Yaaay!

The definitive final expansion for Dragon Age: Inquisition comes out on the 8th so I'm going to be doing some crying.

And avoiding spoilers.

I'm excited for Fallout 4.

I havent played any of the dragon ages in a while. I beat the first one and somewhere on the second. I got distracted by assassins creed for a while
 
I havent played any of the dragon ages in a while. I beat the first one and somewhere on the second. I got distracted by assassins creed for a while

Heh. Worth another look. DA2 is probably the weakest of the three. Inquisition is a lot more like Skyrim in game mechanics.

Origins is a nostalgic fave, but the story can be all the hell all over the place with a lot of gotcha.

DA2 is just based on "You're going to suffer and it sucks and you're going to try really hard and no matter what you do, guess what, you are screwed." But I adore the companions and the voice acting.

Inquisition is a greatly matured game in storyline and in characterization, a lot less betrayal and a lot more turning plot that can tear your guts out if you are invested in the characters of all three games. Smarter characters, subtler plots and still...lots and lots of crying.
 
Trespasser comes out tomorrow as downloadable content for Inquisition and the fandom is holding their collective breath.

Tomorrow is going to be box of tissues territory. She's just survived a ridiculously tragic romance (Let's make her do that!) and I got her difficulty setting the highest (Let's make her get an achievement where she dies every other second, that sounds like fun) and we've been warned "Make sure you finish your game, you can't go back to your castle." (Castle. You have a castle, your heart is broken, you're screwed and can I get you a blanket? Maybe some cookies?)

Oh honey.

It's sort of like starting to read Hamlet and saying 'S'up Ophelia. Got your hopes up I see? Oh, good."
 
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