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Vera Drake said:
Amen. My ovaries will explode all over the room and girlsmiley will have to nip over and help me wallpaper.
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she's good like that :cool:

Recidiva said:
Hey beautiful! What was dinner? I've got lamb shanks on standby if I get inspired and jealous.
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hey you :D beautiful? i'll accept that with a grin and return the sentiment :kiss:

dinner was a teriyaki stir fry - a simple cheat of one, where the veggies (mange-tout/bean sprouts/bamboo shoots/water chestnuts, chinese leaf/spring onion/chestnut mushrooms/baby corn) were bought ready prepped, the egg noodles made by someone other than myself, the sauce pre made and bought in a plastic container, and the lime n chili chicken i got to put in it already cooked so all i had to do was strip it from the bone, chuck everything in with some butter to stir fry then add the noodles n sauce and make total piglets of ourselves :cool:
 
Vera Drake said:
Oh god she quoted him and I'm seeing double. See I'm not a particularly agile woman, but where he's concerned I'd hop on his skull like a fucking sex crazed facehugger and if he tried to remove me acid would leak from my knuckles. :heart::heart::heart:
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:D:D:D

Vera Drake said:
Evening butters. Zumi's turned my minge into a vice.
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i noticed!

now if they'd only replace phil with luther, you'd be in minge heaven :cool:

Vera Drake said:
Is that Cockney rhyming slang for Ulaven gets a handjob later?
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she went there... oh yeah, she did :cattail:
 
butters said:
hey you :D beautiful? i'll accept that with a grin and return the sentiment :kiss:

dinner was a teriyaki stir fry - a simple cheat of one, where the veggies (mange-tout/bean sprouts/bamboo shoots/water chestnuts, chinese leaf/spring onion/chestnut mushrooms/baby corn) were bought ready prepped, the egg noodles made by someone other than myself, the sauce pre made and bought in a plastic container, and the lime n chili chicken i got to put in it already cooked so all i had to do was strip it from the bone, chuck everything in with some butter to stir fry then add the noodles n sauce and make total piglets of ourselves :cool:
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Of course beautiful, silly.

I learned something! mange-tout - snow peas.

BUTTER TO STIR FRY?

No, no, no, no. That's sauté. Butter would scorch at proper stir fry temperatures.

But yummy!
 
Recidiva said:
Of course beautiful, silly.

I learned something! mange-tout - snow peas.

BUTTER TO STIR FRY?

No, no, no, no. That's sauté. Butter would scorch at proper stir fry temperatures.

But yummy!
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none of it was proper, i don't suppose, but it was ready in 15 minutes and tasted awesome :nana: so awesome i broke out the nana :D
 
butters said:
none of it was proper, i don't suppose, but it was ready in 15 minutes and tasted awesome :nana: so awesome i broke out the nana :D
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It does sound yummy.

I've got lamb and also a really yummy bunch of ravioli that's put together like lasagna, sauce and mozzarella.

YAAAAAY!
 
Recidiva said:
Fata said, well, Vera said, but I always listen to her, so SURE!
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Vera can't come to the phone right now, she's helping some poor young girl out in a dirty backstreet in 1950's London, but Fata says warm up them there palms!
 
Vera Drake said:
Vera can't come to the phone right now, she's helping some poor young girl out in a dirty backstreet in 1950's London, but Fata says warm up them there palms!
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And then she's changing into something pink and foul and making Harry write lines until he bleeds.

Or something like that.
 
 
Pokémon shaming cracks me up.

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Oliver Sacks has died.

Genius and personal hero of mine, managing to influence how I treated my migraines, how I treated my son's autism, how music affected my mind was illuminated by him, and his gentle patience that there was always a pattern, and that it wasn't anybody's fault.
 
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