ItalianStyle
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Is there cake?
Yes... one is an ice cream cake from Baskin & Robbins.. the one with the crunchies in the middle.
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Is there cake?
Lol - whatevs...you'll probably hate me too soon. Accuse me of flirting with your man or some lame PG shit(Teasing).
Yes... one is an ice cream cake from Baskin & Robbins.. the one with the crunchies in the middle.
I kinda luv you now....WITH alcohol.
P.S. - And I'm not trying to steal your man or woman or you.![]()
You could actually flirt with my man here. It happens all the time. He can't help being awesome, I can't blame anyone for noticing.
I am very hard to offend. Not that people don't try, it just doesn't work.
Okay, the choice of ice cream cake is just a little too perfect. The cake is a lie!
THE CAKE IS A LIE
(sorry, couldn't resist)
I am a natural flirt but at the same time I really don't want anything from anyone (kind of got something going on myself). But yeah, some people get butt hurt about that stuff. And I flirt with everyone - guys, girls, old people, the lamp post, probably the cherry slushee with the alcohol once it gets back here.
I even offered JBJ a hug - he did not accept it.
Someone who can be stolen ain't worth having.
Cooties. He is concerned about them.
^^I heart that game.
Loved Wheatley in the sequel, too. "At last, an opponent worthy of my vast intellect... Holmes versus Moriarty. Aristotle versus mashy spike plate!"
So very true...
And I think JBJ just needs a hug. Cooties or no cooties. I'm on a mission.
And I think JBJ just needs a hug. Cooties or no cooties. I'm on a mission.
I sublimely salute your selfless, resolute fortitude in showing compassion towards the evolutionary dead ends of humanity.
You'll be needing one of these when you embrace the shitstain:
Yeah, can I get that in another color? Yellow doesn't go well with my skin tone....
Nobody likes sallow cooties.
Right??? I have to at least look decent when I present my hug!
Oh, and I might become quiet now...Jon Snow, er, Game of Thrones is on.
Spoiler alert - he know nothing.
Well, I'm back! I've pissed off some people in the PG already this morning so I've done my duty![]()
Hey! Good for you!
I have learned some people are really easy to piss off.
What's up this morning? I should be working, but I'm playing Mass Effect instead.
Oh, you know...I should be cleaning or studying or just being a generally productive member of society but instead I'm on Lit doing nothing. I did learn, however, that when I am ready to start dating in the real world that the Latin Kings are NOT my gang...apparently yellow is their color and we all know how I feel about that color. Lit - a wealth of information!