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Ten Science jokes for nerds:

1. I’m reading a great book on anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.

2. I have a new theory on inertia but it doesn’t seem to be gaining momentum.

3. Why can’t atheists solve exponential equations? Because they don’t believe in higher powers.

4. Schrodinger’s cat walks into a bar. And doesn’t.

5. Do you know the name Pavlov? It rings a bell.

6. A group of protesters in front of a physics lab:
“What do we want?”.
“Time travel”
“When do we want it?”.
“Irrelevant.”

7. What does a subatomic duck say? Quark!

8. A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer. Bartender replies “For you, no charge”.

9. Two atoms are walking along. One of them says:
“Oh, no, I think I lost an electron.”
“Are you sure?”
“Yes, I’m positive.”

10. An optimist sees a glass half full. A pessimist sees it half empty. An engineer sees it twice as large as it needs to be.



Comshaw
 
Twatboy

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Oh look, someone found my profile photo.

I'll bet it just took you AGES to find that Ms_HolmesTroll.:rolleyes:

Handsomer.

I wasn't going to say, it would ruin the funny.

"YOU MARRIED THIS!"

Yup.

Then there will be pictures of cats, dogs...

"YOU LIKE THESE ANIMALS!"

True.

"YOU POSTED THIS WILLINGLY!"

Also true.

Plus they're adorable.
 
Handsomer.

I wasn't going to say, it would ruin the funny.

"YOU MARRIED THIS!"

Yup.

Then there will be pictures of cats, dogs...

"YOU LIKE THESE ANIMALS!"

True.

"YOU POSTED THIS WILLINGLY!"

Also true.

Plus they're adorable.

Did your underage son post his pic willingly on a porn site or did you do it for him, mom
 
That shuts her up every time.
It's like wolfsbane.

It's 'cause you're boring, I'm afraid.

If you can't read the answer the first few times and I'm not feeling sufficiently witty, I'm back to doing other stuff. The internet, video games and fiction keep me busy enough. Don't mind me.

If I'm not responding, it's probably because I:

1. Answered it already.
2. Don't really care in the first place.
3. Pretend people in Mass Effect or Fallout or wherever have more appeal.
4. I'm writing.
5. Sometimes I do chores.
6. Tumblr has hallways full of potato chips:

https://40.media.tumblr.com/e2a0d7a7acef2106df511054540f66b6/tumblr_ml40zjjQnm1rp268eo1_500.jpg

When in doubt, #2 will always apply.
 
It's 'cause you're boring, I'm afraid.

If you can't read the answer the first few times and I'm not feeling sufficiently witty, I'm back to doing other stuff. The internet, video games and fiction keep me busy enough. Don't mind me.

If I'm not responding, it's probably because I:

1. Answered it already.
2. Don't really care in the first place.
3. Pretend people in Mass Effect or Fallout or wherever have more appeal.
4. I'm writing.
5. Sometimes I do chores.
6. Tumblr has hallways full of potato chips:


When in doubt, #2 will always apply.

Or

7. Carrying on an illegal sexual relationship with a minor. They are just so God damn time consuming.

There's:
a. Making contact on the net.
b. Gaining trust.
c. Creating a desire to go further.
d. Making actual physical contact.

Is that how you go about it?
 
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