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Nothing illegal about that. Having sex with a minor like your wife did is.

Imaginary offenses are not illegal.
Neither is pretending to be a cancer patient.

You never did say, did they remove the kidney or just do a laproscopic tumor removal?

I only ask because your hospital stay was almost unbelievably short taking into account the 8 hour drive you said stood between you and the hospital and the amount of time you were "absent" from Lit. :confused:
 
Imaginary offenses are not illegal.
Neither is pretending to be a cancer patient.

You never did say, did they remove the kidney or just do a laproscopic tumor removal?

I only ask because your hospital stay was almost unbelievably short taking into account the 8 hour drive you said stood between you and the hospital and the amount of time you were "absent" from Lit. :confused:

That's not the story she told. Want a link?

I don't owe you any answers.
Ask your medical transcriptionist wife what the expected recovery time and hospital stay for a Nephrectomy is. She's probably typed it once or twice.

It's a lot less than you would expect.
 
Sorry not to disappoint you.
About time for another kidney stone isn't it?
Or was that another one of your fabrications?

You never do, I always expect the absolute worst from you and you haven't disappointed yet.

Unlike you, I don't have to fabricate illnesses.
 
You never do, I always expect the absolute worst from you and you haven't disappointed yet.

Unlike you, I don't have to fabricate illnesses.

So it was true and then why did you feel the need to make a thread about it?

Need a little sympathy?

There,
there.
 
So it was true and then why did you feel the need to make a thread about it?

Need a little sympathy?

There,
there.

Actually, if you read it and actually understood it was a cautionary tale not to ignore your body telling you that something is seriously wrong.

If I were looking for sympathy I wouldn't have pointed out, repeatedly, exactly how fucking stupid I was for not going to the hospital at the very first searing pain in my side.

So yeah, you fail, again.

Get used to it toots.
 
Actually, if you read it and actually understood it was a cautionary tale not to ignore your body telling you that something is seriously wrong.

If I were looking for sympathy I wouldn't have pointed out, repeatedly, exactly how fucking stupid I was for not going to the hospital at the very first searing pain in my side.

So yeah, you fail, again.

Get used to it toots.

You really think that the meatheads here listen to your advice?
When I had mine, I went immediately to the ER because I knew what it was because I'm not an idiot.
Of course it was God telling me I had a cancer on my other kidney and it saved my life.
He was just fucking with you.

I think you were looking for sympathy, personally.
 
You really think that the meatheads here listen to your advice?
When I had mine, I went immediately to the ER because I knew what it was because I'm not an idiot.
Of course it was God telling me I had a cancer on my other kidney and it saved my life.
He was just fucking with you.

I think you were looking for sympathy, personally.

"God" took time out his day of doing nothing for the thousands of people starving to death every day to send you a personal message that you had cancer? He could have you know, while he was doing nothing, just fucking cured it, or hell made cancer not a thing anyone got.. being all powerful and shit. Just for laughs.

Look up unwarranted self-importance in the Encyclopedia Dramatica.. Is your picture in there?
 
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"God" took time out his day of doing nothing for the thousands of people starving to death every day to send you a personal message that you had cancer?

Look up unwarranted self-importance in the Encyclopedia Dramatica.. Is your picture in there?

He knew I was needed here.
He left me a message on a chalkboard.
The odds of you having another stone is twice as mine.

It's just a matter of time.
Be sure to let us all know so we can say..

There,
there.
 
Delusions of Grandeur. It always comes around.

You and Eyer the Liar have a lot in common.

A LOT..
 
It's been fun poking you with a stick Ms_ann-troll.

But it's time to snuggle in and watch a little TV before bed. I'm thinking something serious, I've had quite enough comedy tonight already.
 
It's been fun poking you with a stick Ms_ann-troll.

But it's time to snuggle in and watch a little TV before bed. I'm thinking something serious, I've had quite enough comedy tonight already.

I've been watching tv since 0630 from my recliner.
I sleep in it because I can't lay down yet.
I had a great day letting everyone know about your pedophile wife.
Thanks.
 
Time to discuss a delicate topic.

Just saw the Minion movie. Now I know some folks hate these guys...but...

I LOVE THEM.

They used to only speak gibberish and occasionally say a few words like 'banana' and now they've branched out to a mix of Spanish, Italian and some Japanese...
 
The Minions are awesome... not sure I want whole movies about them, though. They'll get annoying if they metastasize into being a mainstay product with like games and shows and toys and such, which seems to be what's happening.

But then I'm hardly the target audience. They're a damned sight better than Barney the Dinosaur or the Teletubbies, anyway.
 
The Minions are awesome... not sure I want whole movies about them, though. They'll get annoying if they metastasize into being a mainstay product with like games and shows and toys and such, which seems to be what's happening.

But then I'm hardly the target audience. They're a damned sight better than Barney the Dinosaur or the Teletubbies, anyway.

I can understand anti-minion sentiment, they're more than a little overexposed... but... they are made for my sense of humor, a blend of silly joy and incompetence.
 
Hah...bonus for fantastic slang.

http://boingboing.net/2015/03/30/artist-steals-top-1-inch-piece.html

"Ecuadorian artist Oscar Santillan removed the top inch of England’s tallest mountain for his exhibition in London, and people want him to return it."

His so-called “suggestive gesture,” said to reflect the way humans have imposed their cultural categories over nature, has infuriated local tourism chiefs and walkers.

Ian Stephens, managing director of Cumbria Tourism, said: “This is taking the mickey and we want the top of our mountain back."
 
Sometimes art just needs to be funny.

So if they get the bit back, do they just glue it back on or what?

lord only knows :D bit of gum? seriously environmentally damaging cement? superglue? and you just know if it got glued back on, some joker'd come along and take it off plus a little bit more just for shits n giggles. :D
 
lord only knows :D bit of gum? seriously environmentally damaging cement? superglue? and you just know if it got glued back on, some joker'd come along and take it off plus a little bit more just for shits n giggles. :D

"Why the hell is Everest now 8847.5 meters?!"

There'd be this layered effect with colored cement, like a layer cake.
 
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