Strip Clubs

Been there done that. Plenty of stories which are funny and a few not so funny.
Haven't been to one in 10 years. Wife always said she wanted to check it out but bailed as we hit the parking lot. Boooooo
 
I used to visit strip clubs rather frequently, typically a couple times a week. There are a wide variety of clubs in my area, ranging from very high class and hands off, to the exact opposite and very hands on. Each clubs enforces the rules differently, and the dancers also have their own standards. One time a dancer gave me a hand job beneath bar. My wife and I visited together several times when we were searching for a Bi-F for a FFM threesome. One particular dancer went down on my wife a few times while we were in the champagne room with her. Spent a lot of money on those nights.
It has been at least somewhere around 15-20 years since I last visited one of the clubs, so I cannot say what currently goes on inside.
 
I used to live almost next-door to a New Jersey “go-go bar”, aka topless bar. I used to go there frequently. As a regular, some of the dancers would recognize me. They knew I would tip them and not try to grope them or otherwise misbehave, so they would “use me” to get more money from other guys. They would dance right in front of me and really go crazy showing their tits (which in theory they were not supposed to do at all) and letting me put my dollar between their tits getting a nice little feel. Other guys at the bar would see that and pull out their money. Then they would dance down the bar, picking up their dollars after a much quicker ‘private dance’ with no touching.

The hottest experience I had there was with an older female bartender who had huge tits. After she served me one time, she gave a little shimmy and I pulled out a dollar for her. She was surprised and repeated her shimmy and more for another dollar. She would give me a private show every time I came in. I loved it. I learned her schedule and would even drive 15 minutes to see her at another strip club.

It’s been 20 years or more since I was in a strip bar. The last time was not much fun. Yes, it was a waste of money. It’s a tease in the end. I prefer jerking off to porn.
 
Even though there are two near me, I've never been inside but very curious about them.
 
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I’ve never been to one. Wife tried to take me a few years ago and I foolishly balked. Lol
 
I used to go when traveling to work in Atlanta, then later as a geo-bachelor in Columbus, GA. Got to know the girls quite well in ‘95. Lost interest for two reasons.

Too many tattoos and I realized that every one of them was younger than my youngest daughter.
 
Where I live in Southern Ontario, they are total strip. There's lots of times it gets crazy. My Uncle owned one for about 4 years when I was in my 20's. It was crazy......a lot I don't remember 😎
 
She got warned by a bouncer, or rather he warned me to chill her out...

Back then you did not see many women patrons, either the dancer was impressed or she was a great actress.
Let me start by saying Strip Clubs are a young mans game. I’ve had fun back in the day, even partied with a couple after they got off work in San Antonio along with one of their boyfriends.

The absolute best experience was going with a group and one of the group was female! She got all the attention, meaning, we got a lot of attention just riding her coattails.

Her secret weapon? She stripped at some point in her past!
 
I used to drive limo's PT for some extra money. I drove the guys to lots of them. It was fun watching the guys drop dollar bills in the ladies G strings and thinking they were going to get lucky..Well the did get fucked..OUT of their money. The clubs did NOT really take care of the drivers. ONLY 1 set me up with a burger fries and a cup of coffee. NEXT time always brought the back to THAT place. I have been into some classier places AND a few I should have worn a hazmat suit in!! LOTS of pretty women dancing away, and NOT going home with me.I enjoyed ALL of the shows!
 
I used to travel to Atlanta on occasion for business. A group of guys treated and we went to Cheetahs.
We got there pretty early and one dancer kept coming to our table and she would sit next to me and bullshit.
Beautiful gal, very friendly. She came over several times and I finally asked her why are you doing this? She said it's early and I like to meet people before it gets busy and you are a nice guy.

The next time I checked into the hotel one of those same guys came up to me immediately and said I need a favor.
I said what's that? He goes on to explain he went to Cheetahs the night before and dropped $1000 thinking he was going to get laid.
He was out of money and needing some cash to make it through the next 4 days as he couldn't withdraw anything or his wife would see.
I told him you are an idiot! I gave him some cash which I figured I would never see again. About 3 months later an envelope arrived at my place of employment with the same amount of cash I borrowed him.
He may have been an idiot but he at least had some integrity
 
I worked security and bouncer in strip clubs for years, in many states and cities. Seattle was good, but CA was generally not. There are currently eight clubs in Tucson, including two totally nude (no alcohol). How loose they are depends upon local law enforcement, and whether they are having to deal with drug trafficing and/or blatant prostitution. At a clean club, the girls can get by with a lot more than they can at a dirty cub. Lap dances come in at an average of $20, and more in the champagne rooms. Girls can serve and dance at age 19, but patrons must be 21.
 
I've always enjoyed my strip club visits, though I haven't been in a few years.

My last club was a place near Spokane in 2019. It was a weeknight and not many customers, but the girls were hot.

The only downer was "Bambi," a young lady who said she wanted implants. I told her that was a terrible idea, because she was already incredible. I hope she listened to me; I'm sure she didn't.
 
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