Strangest thing you’ve masturbated with…

[Sgts19]

If you want a intense orgasm it's hands free. Hard to do but worth it

 

[stevesthename]

If you want a intense orgasm it's hands free. Hard to do but worth it

I quite often come hands free with the shower jet - it's intense.

On the bucket list is having someone make me cum this way. I think if I wasn't in control of the jet it would be even more intense.

 

[Sgts19]

I sometimes do it listening or watching things we've made with friends over the year. Sort of like edging for me. Sitting on the edge of my chair legs spread wide with a towel on the floor. You just have to be in the mood it's not easy.

I did do it when I was naked blindfolded and tied to a chair listening to my friend and wife on the bed right in front of me.

 

[conquen]

When I was quite young I had a fish tank. The air pump was basically a vibrating arm attached to a diaphragm which would pump air. I would hold it against my dick which felt good but not enough to get me off so I took off the base plate exposing the mechanism. I would stick my dick in so it beat directly against my dick. I usually came before it burnt me since it did get kinda hot.

 

[HotWifeOC]

3. This is similar to 2. but with a high pressure patio cleaner. The high pressure hose on such a device vibrates incredibly intensely if you pull it fairly taut. You can then coil it and hold it against your bits in a totally natural-looking way with one hand, while you shoot the water trigger with the other hand. It makes me cum quicker than a leaf blower, which is something most people never get to say.

Oh my
You're my hero

 

[4soysauce2]

I have a shower jet attachment I like to use on my cock and balls and ass. Its so hot to use it on my shaft when soft. I can feel the jet moving my shaft from side to side as I slowly grow hard.

 

[stargazer88]

So when I was younger tried grinding against one of the non glass Christmas ( ball ) ornament, another time I tried to use a carrot !

 

[AllAmericanMale]

She mailed me her purple lace panties.

Was the first time I'd done that.

She was sent a picture.

 

[bumpinthenight2022]

I tried to fuck an aloe leaf a few days ago. The aloe felt really good, slippery, slimey, dripped all over me, but getting the leaf to where you can "fuck" it was a passion. As you can imagine, there's no rebound to it, so once you make a hole big enough, you're just thrusting into a hole with no stretch/resistance it. Kinda a waste of time and effort, had to force my orgasm. Would I do it again? If I'm absolutely bored out of my mind, maybe. But I really like simple situations, meaning best bang for my buck, easy cleanup. Stepdaughter's worn panties do it best.

 

[NightBirdNYC]

I have used banana’s, cucumbers, and zucchini’s but I’m sure most women have as well.
https://vlix.io/video/d9336ed25b8162aef878/

 

[chrisatb5]

I have used banana’s, cucumbers, and zucchini’s but I’m sure most women have as well.
https://vlix.io/video/d9336ed25b8162aef878/

Marinated! Yummmmmmm

 

[rachaelwillguideyou]

I find women using things around the house rather than a sex toys more of a turn on

Use everything. There's no rule you have to use only one thing at a time. Mix it up. Show some imagination.

 

[Michael_Keaton]

I have a shower jet attachment I like to use on my cock and balls and ass. Its so hot to use it on my shaft when soft. I can feel the jet moving my shaft from side to side as I slowly grow hard.

I introduced a young lady to the pleasures of the hand-held shower head. I soaped up her back, then reached around and washed her breasts, then moved my hand down and soaped up her pussy. Of course then the soap had to be rinsed off. When the stream reached her clit she gasped and gave me a wide-eyed look that said, "Oh...my...fucking....GODDDDD". By the time we were done she was so weak-kneed that I had my arm around her back supporting half of her weight.

Later in our relationship she learned how to have the jet on a hot tub on her clit while I fucked her from behind. Again... weak-kneed.

 

[NightBirdNYC]

Marinated! Yummmmmmm

And later served in a delicious salad to unsuspecting dinner guests
https://vlix.io/video/3b0ba2c45618bf81f6a6/

 

[chrisatb5]

And later served in a delicious salad to unsuspecting dinner guests
https://vlix.io/video/3b0ba2c45618bf81f6a6/

Lucky bastards, sad they never knew

 

[rachaelwillguideyou]

And later served in a delicious salad to unsuspecting dinner guests
https://vlix.io/video/3b0ba2c45618bf81f6a6/

As long as there's no Raunch dressing it's okay.

 

[Emma91s]

A deodorant can many years ago that's all that comes to mind at the moment

 

[SirSparky]

Use everything. There's no rule you have to use only one thing at a time. Mix it up. Show some imagination.

My kinda girl hehe

 

[lauramilf]

the end of a tv remote late one night

 

[BDA73]

the end of a tv remote late one night

Well that explains the TV turning to channel 69 then

 

[Natcase69]

2. A couple of years ago my husband hurt his back and was unable to do some garden duties he'd been meaning to. The main one was giving the fallen leaves a good blowing to the compost area with a petrol powered leaf blower. I volunteered to do the task instead, and he showed me how to use the blower, simple enough. As I went away to do the job, I turned to my husband and held the blower in front of my crotch like it was a massive cock. I thrust my hips at him while revving it up, as a joke. Well, the intense vibrations found their way immediately to my clit in a way that surprised me, but I styled it out and went off to do the work. Shortly after, having finished most of the job and under cover of trees, I revved myself to orgasm in two minutes flat. I often do the leaf blowing now, but I've never told him why.

I cycled past a woman using a leaf blower in her front garden yesterday, and I thought to myself I know what you're up to, you saucy minx. She was almost certainly just blowing leaves, but in my mind she was sneaking off round the side of the house to bring herself to one knicker-soaking climax after another. It made me hard thinking about it, all thanks to your post Maggie!

 

[Natcase69]

I invented a fun fuck toy when I worked in a condom factory years ago. This works better with an unfinished condom but nobody who doesn't work in a condom factory has access to those, so a regular condom will do.
First, inflate the condom to about the size of a marrow and tie a knot in the end like a balloon. Then hold the knotted end tightly between your thumb and two fingers. With your other hand, use two fingers to push the teat-end inside the condom until the fingers of both hands meet. You can now grab the teat with the same fingers you're gripping the knot with. Hold it all tightly together. Here, an unfinished condom will stick in place and stay like that, but you'll have to keep hold of a regular one. Now you've got a lovely fuckable tube. A bit of lube and off you go. It's transparent enough so you can see your cum pumping out when you finish, which is particularly nice.

 

[MaggieConnor]

I cycled past a woman using a leaf blower in her front garden yesterday, and I thought to myself I know what you're up to, you saucy minx. She was almost certainly just blowing leaves, but in my mind she was sneaking off round the side of the house to bring herself to one knicker-soaking climax after another. It made me hard thinking about it, all thanks to your post Maggie!

Ha ha, maybe it's catching on.