snowkitten13
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I've just been asked to mail my worn panties. I guess I've been lucky so far. Lmao @ the knitting one.
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me too.*giggle*
Loving the yarn link![]()
Even I get those.

It went like this....
Random Guy: so I saw on that one thread that you knit.
Me: yep, it's kinda fun and zen and stuff.
Random Guy: I have a knitting fantasy.
Me: Um, good for you?
Random Guy: Can you help me with it?
Me: not gonna say yes or no 'til I know what it is. But I don't do random hookups so probably not.
Random Guy: I just want you to sit on a sofa or recliner, naked and knit something for a few hours while I watch you.
Me: okaaayy... May I ask what you get out of it?
Random Guy: It's just a thing. So will you do it?
Me: Sorry, like I said, I don't do random hookups with strangers. Best of luck though.
Random Guy: What if I pay you?
Me: no thanks.
Random Guy: I'll pay you, or give you some yarn?
Me: I'll do it for four skeins of Zen Garden Serenity in Rosewine. (Warning: link goes to a yarn shopping website. It is however, totally SFW!)
Random Guy: *checks out link, swallows tongue* For that amount, I could just hire a real hooker!
Me: sorry dude, I don't crochet. (Crocheters are lovingly referred as Hookers in the yarn world)
Random Guy: *disappears into the pixelated sunset*




Strange, but I went thru with it (for obvious reasons)...
An ex-NSA fuck buddy that I hadn't heard from in a year or so suddenly called me out of the blue with a request. She was trying to turn on a guy online and talked about her love for going down on men. He wanted proof and she didn't have any video clips...so she called me to see if I would be willing to let her go down on me, with my webcam on...so the guy could watch her throat my cock and swallow.
Being a helpful sort of gentleman, I agreed....
Me: I'll do it for four skeins of Zen Garden Serenity in Rosewine. (Warning: link goes to a yarn shopping website. It is however, totally SFW!)
Random Guy: *checks out link, swallows tongue* For that amount, I could just hire a real hooker!
Me: sorry dude, I don't crochet. (Crocheters are lovingly referred as Hookers in the yarn world)
Random Guy: *disappears into the pixelated sunset*
As a knitter and a hooker (the crocheting kind), this is the best thing I've read all day!