Strangest Online Request

[snowkitten13]

I've just been asked to mail my worn panties. I guess I've been lucky so far. Lmao @ the knitting one.

 

[papadoc19]

A woman on flicker asked me to send a video of myself wanking off to pictures of her to her fiancee.

 

[MSH2]

errrrrrrr, request for long term roleplay cyber as a furry, an anthro white tiger.

She was hot and was willing to pay in rude pictures. And that besides, she was a spectacular cyber partner. fair deal

 

[L0tus]

I had someone leave their number and asked me to call them.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

*giggle*

Loving the yarn link

me too.

 

[L0tus]

Even I get those.

Perhaps but from the sound of it, those aren't the oddest you've received.

 

[annabel_lee]

It went like this....

Random Guy: so I saw on that one thread that you knit.

Me: yep, it's kinda fun and zen and stuff.

Random Guy: I have a knitting fantasy.

Me: Um, good for you?

Random Guy: Can you help me with it?

Me: not gonna say yes or no 'til I know what it is. But I don't do random hookups so probably not.

Random Guy: I just want you to sit on a sofa or recliner, naked and knit something for a few hours while I watch you.

Me: okaaayy... May I ask what you get out of it?

Random Guy: It's just a thing. So will you do it?

Me: Sorry, like I said, I don't do random hookups with strangers. Best of luck though.

Random Guy: What if I pay you?

Me: no thanks.

Random Guy: I'll pay you, or give you some yarn?

Me: I'll do it for four skeins of Zen Garden Serenity in Rosewine. (Warning: link goes to a yarn shopping website. It is however, totally SFW!)

Random Guy: *checks out link, swallows tongue* For that amount, I could just hire a real hooker!

Me: sorry dude, I don't crochet. (Crocheters are lovingly referred as Hookers in the yarn world)

Random Guy: *disappears into the pixelated sunset*

As a knitter and a hooker (the crocheting kind), this is the best thing I've read all day!

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Strange, but I went thru with it (for obvious reasons)...

An ex-NSA fuck buddy that I hadn't heard from in a year or so suddenly called me out of the blue with a request. She was trying to turn on a guy online and talked about her love for going down on men. He wanted proof and she didn't have any video clips...so she called me to see if I would be willing to let her go down on me, with my webcam on...so the guy could watch her throat my cock and swallow.

Being a helpful sort of gentleman, I agreed....

 

[BrokenRomantic]

I was once asked by some guy, to roleplay as a guy beating his wife after an affair so he could sweep in and rescue her and stuff. That was a long time ago in old digichat lit chat. I was also asked to roleplay getting my balls stomped on, pretend to be a young boy for a creepy old man, and cam masturbating onto a picture of the girl on the other end. I thought all that was weird at the time but you poor ladies seem to have seen the worst of it.

Have some flowers, ladies

 

[lacandy]

Strange, but I went thru with it (for obvious reasons)...

An ex-NSA fuck buddy that I hadn't heard from in a year or so suddenly called me out of the blue with a request. She was trying to turn on a guy online and talked about her love for going down on men. He wanted proof and she didn't have any video clips...so she called me to see if I would be willing to let her go down on me, with my webcam on...so the guy could watch her throat my cock and swallow.

Being a helpful sort of gentleman, I agreed....

Such a giver you are

I can't think of anything that tops the knitting naked one. I've had someone ask to buy me lingerie (someone that I'd never talked to). That's about as crazy as I think has happened. (On a side note, he was very sweet. I turned him down, but still say hi when he PMs me).

 

[base10]

From a random girl I had never seen before(an had like 3 posts), a request to discipline her daughter.

Was likely roleplay but very strange

 

[Strawberryslip]

Me: I'll do it for four skeins of Zen Garden Serenity in Rosewine. (Warning: link goes to a yarn shopping website. It is however, totally SFW!)

Random Guy: *checks out link, swallows tongue* For that amount, I could just hire a real hooker!

Me: sorry dude, I don't crochet. (Crocheters are lovingly referred as Hookers in the yarn world)

Random Guy: *disappears into the pixelated sunset*

For that yarn in glacier. There is no depth into what I wouldn't of done.

 

[Kat73]

I did have a guy ask me to cam with only my ass showing. He had a thing for the way the brown eye winked as a woman came... Yeah. I didn't reply. That seemed weird even for Lit.

 

[justuandmekiddo]

I have never had any weird requests. I feel like I might be missing out

 

[Que]

As a knitter and a hooker (the crocheting kind), this is the best thing I've read all day!

The Good Lord loves a Happy Hooker!