Strangest Online Request

[FunwithRyleigh]

I know that we have all had people ask us to do things on line... and several of them are awesome. But sometimes...

For example - this was the extent of one conversation on a different site:

him - "Do you smoke?"

me - "No."

him - "Will you pee on my face?"

me - "What the hell? What, were you afraid that if I smoked, you would be addicted to the nicotine in my pee?"

And then today.....

"try pushing in a bit of toothpaste in your butt hole and go about your business
will help me in assessing your sub quotient"

As if someone that I have talked to on line for 5 minutes has a need or right to assess anything of mine.... And how doing that has anything to do with my submissiveness? Submission has NOTHING to do with blindly following a random order.

So - I'm curious - what random request made you laugh?

 

[sultan_sd]

Those ones! LOL

 

[thejabber27]

Someone asked me to shove something in my urethra in a random pm for their wife. I was laughing for about three minutes.

 

[FunwithRyleigh]

Someone asked me to shove something in my urethra in a random pm for their wife. I was laughing for about three minutes.

lol - well, urethra play can be fun, but you do have to be very picky about it. And good grief - I hope that shoving is not involved!

 

[thejabber27]

lol - well, urethra play can be fun, but you do have to be very picky about it. And good grief - I hope that shoving is not involved!

Yeah, I'm never putting anything in mine if I can help it...

 

[FunwithRyleigh]

Yeah, I'm never putting anything in mine if I can help it...

Google "sounding" - lol. Some people really like it. I've seen some amazing things.

But, yeah, a very special and unique kink for sure. Then again, that is what I love about life. Diversity rocks! How boring would it be if we were all the same?

 

[thejabber27]

Google "sounding" - lol. Some people really like it. I've seen some amazing things.

But, yeah, a very special and unique kink for sure. Then again, that is what I love about life. Diversity rocks! How boring would it be if we were all the same?

Very, I'm into certain kinks but their are some I stay away from, that's one of them.

 

[FunwithRyleigh]

Very, I'm into certain kinks but their are some I stay away from, that's one of them.

I can certainly understand that!

And, yes, a very strange random request for sure!

 

[FunwithRyleigh]

I figured that surely in this group - I would have some interesting posts. Gonna bump it to the top and hope someone wants to share and give us all a smile.

 

[Aquagal]

I know that we have all had people ask us to do things on line... and several of them are awesome. But sometimes...

For example - this was the extent of one conversation on a different site:

him - "Do you smoke?"

me - "No."

him - "Will you pee on my face?"

me - "What the hell? What, were you afraid that if I smoked, you would be addicted to the nicotine in my pee?"

And then today.....

"try pushing in a bit of toothpaste in your butt hole and go about your business
will help me in assessing your sub quotient"

As if someone that I have talked to on line for 5 minutes has a need or right to assess anything of mine.... And how doing that has anything to do with my submissiveness? Submission has NOTHING to do with blindly following a random order.

So - I'm curious - what random request made you laugh?

I'm wondering just how you were going to pee on his face...through the screen? Super pee!

 

[FunwithRyleigh]

I'm wondering just how you were going to pee on his face...through the screen? Super pee!

LOL - I have no idea. I was still getting over the shock that it mattered if I smoked. Really? I'm thinking if you like your face peed on, being a smoker really can't make that much of a difference... lol

 

[Aquagal]

LOL - I have no idea. I was still getting over the shock that it mattered if I smoked. Really? I'm thinking if you like your face peed on, being a smoker really can't make that much of a difference... lol

Maybe he smoked and wanted you to put the fire out with your pee. I can't believe I'm saying this, it's making me laugh nevertheless.

My name has promoted some odd requests just from that, and no I'm not into water sports unless you mean like swimming, waterskiing, boating, etc.

 

[SuddenStop]

The strangest thing is that most of the really odd messages I get are from someone I have never spoken to and usually don't say hello or anything. They just get straight to their creepiness.

I had one guy message me this. I am leaving it how he wrote it.:

"giv me ur adress so I can send u my underware 2 piss n and send back 2 me"

Another one was along the lines of:

"I want to shit on you. Do you find that hot?"

And lastly for your amusement:

"My wife wont have sex with me because she says my cock is too small. What would you like to shove up my asshole?"

 

[Simone808619]

I had a guy tell me he wanted to fill a martini glass with cum and have me drink it. Seriously yo!!!! Strange requests especially from strangers are just, well, strange.......

 

[OralDave]

I had a guy tell me he wanted to fill a martini glass with cum and have me drink it. Seriously yo!!!! Strange requests especially from strangers are just, well, strange.......

Fill whole glass? I think he's bluffing.

 

[FunwithRyleigh]

Maybe he smoked and wanted you to put the fire out with your pee. I can't believe I'm saying this, it's making me laugh nevertheless.

My name has promoted some odd requests just from that, and no I'm not into water sports unless you mean like swimming, waterskiing, boating, etc.

I'm a total water baby - so I totally understand. I love the water.

The strangest thing is that most of the really odd messages I get are from someone I have never spoken to and usually don't say hello or anything. They just get straight to their creepiness.

I had one guy message me this. I am leaving it how he wrote it.:

"giv me ur adress so I can send u my underware 2 piss n and send back 2 me"

Another one was along the lines of:

"I want to shit on you. Do you find that hot?"

And lastly for your amusement:

"My wife wont have sex with me because she says my cock is too small. What would you like to shove up my asshole?"

LOL - I often wonder if these people think before they push send.

I had a guy tell me he wanted to fill a martini glass with cum and have me drink it. Seriously yo!!!! Strange requests especially from strangers are just, well, strange.......

Fill whole glass? I think he's bluffing.

ROFLMAO. He didn't say he would do it in one take....

 

[Lifesuxnsodou]

I once had a brazilian woman ask me to jump on skype, where it was revealed she was accompanied by her two friends. In broken english they asked me to strip for them. This all happened in the space of about 10 minutes :S

 

[elli1]

I once had a brazilian woman ask me to jump on skype, where it was revealed she was accompanied by her two friends. In broken english they asked me to strip for them. This all happened in the space of about 10 minutes :S

let me guess, you did....

 

[Lifesuxnsodou]

Well duh

 

[Que]

There is an interesting couple I met on Lit. He a photographer, she his model. As a result of following some pretty specific instructions I have quite a conversation piece on my wall.

I had one guy ask me to cut myself for him, lick it, rub it all over my tits and film the whole thing for him.

Tasted coppery?

 

[JudasIscariot]

I was asked to kill myself once, then reply when I'd done it.

That was strange for 2 reasons.

1. It was a non sexual pm.

2. I've never heard of any ghost who can type.

 

[doompixels]

It went like this....

Random Guy: so I saw on that one thread that you knit.

Me: yep, it's kinda fun and zen and stuff.

Random Guy: I have a knitting fantasy.

Me: Um, good for you?

Random Guy: Can you help me with it?

Me: not gonna say yes or no 'til I know what it is. But I don't do random hookups so probably not.

Random Guy: I just want you to sit on a sofa or recliner, naked and knit something for a few hours while I watch you.

Me: okaaayy... May I ask what you get out of it?

Random Guy: It's just a thing. So will you do it?

Me: Sorry, like I said, I don't do random hookups with strangers. Best of luck though.

Random Guy: What if I pay you?

Me: no thanks.

Random Guy: I'll pay you, or give you some yarn?

Me: I'll do it for four skeins of Zen Garden Serenity in Rosewine. (Warning: link goes to a yarn shopping website. It is however, totally SFW!)

Random Guy: *checks out link, swallows tongue* For that amount, I could just hire a real hooker!

Me: sorry dude, I don't crochet. (Crocheters are lovingly referred as Hookers in the yarn world)

Random Guy: *disappears into the pixelated sunset*

 

[GarrettTX1]

Sigh. So sad you ladies have to go thru some of this crazy ass crapola.

Think we need a guys only meeting to smack some of these boys and say "dudes, you're like starting to freak everyone out - so like get it together guys - you're making us ALL look bad and crazy u jackasses..." :caning:

 

[may_I_please]

It went like this....

Random Guy: so I saw on that one thread that you knit.

Me: yep, it's kinda fun and zen and stuff.

Random Guy: I have a knitting fantasy.

Me: Um, good for you?

Random Guy: Can you help me with it?

Me: not gonna say yes or no 'til I know what it is. But I don't do random hookups so probably not.

Random Guy: I just want you to sit on a sofa or recliner, naked and knit something for a few hours while I watch you.

Me: okaaayy... May I ask what you get out of it?

Random Guy: It's just a thing. So will you do it?

Me: Sorry, like I said, I don't do random hookups with strangers. Best of luck though.

Random Guy: What if I pay you?

Me: no thanks.

Random Guy: I'll pay you, or give you some yarn?

Me: I'll do it for four skeins of Zen Garden Serenity in Rosewine. (Warning: link goes to a yarn shopping website. It is however, totally SFW!)

Random Guy: *checks out link, swallows tongue* For that amount, I could just hire a real hooker!

Me: sorry dude, I don't crochet. (Crocheters are lovingly referred as Hookers in the yarn world)

Random Guy: *disappears into the pixelated sunset*

*giggle*

Loving the yarn link

 

[badjanus]

It went like this....

Random Guy: so I saw on that one thread that you knit.

Me: yep, it's kinda fun and zen and stuff.

Random Guy: I have a knitting fantasy.

Me: Um, good for you?

Random Guy: Can you help me with it?

Me: not gonna say yes or no 'til I know what it is. But I don't do random hookups so probably not.

Random Guy: I just want you to sit on a sofa or recliner, naked and knit something for a few hours while I watch you.

Me: okaaayy... May I ask what you get out of it?

Random Guy: It's just a thing. So will you do it?

Me: Sorry, like I said, I don't do random hookups with strangers. Best of luck though.

Random Guy: What if I pay you?

Me: no thanks.

Random Guy: I'll pay you, or give you some yarn?

Me: I'll do it for four skeins of Zen Garden Serenity in Rosewine. (Warning: link goes to a yarn shopping website. It is however, totally SFW!)

Random Guy: *checks out link, swallows tongue* For that amount, I could just hire a real hooker!

Me: sorry dude, I don't crochet. (Crocheters are lovingly referred as Hookers in the yarn world)

Random Guy: *disappears into the pixelated sunset*

It's called a PM for a reason...running again for the pixilated sunset