Strange turnons

[YeahBabyyy]

ive been on the receiving end of that.

i also saw that in someone elses car.

i guess a turn on to me is anything pertaining to exhibitionism

I use to talk online with this guy and I made him a voice wave of me reading and erotic letter that I had wrote …next thing you know it is being played everywhere …in his car going down the street and in the parking lot when his friend was playing while he when into a store …even at his birthday party at club in SF .. his friends went out and got it and the DJ mixed it in with the music can’t you just hear it (( hmmm ... Babyyy I wanna lick you )) …lol

 

[Joey3308]

Some people are turned on by various sports. I kinda have a thing for tennis
http://www.gif-world.net/modules/Gallery/data/media/16/006.jpg

....and gymnastics
http://www.gif-world.net/modules/Gallery/data/media/9/105.jpg

 

[YeahBabyyy]

new meaning to balls up the ass

 

[Joey3308]

I heard somewhere that women are turned on when bike riding...wonder if that's true
http://www.gif-world.net/modules/Gallery/data/media/16/092.jpg

 

[YeahBabyyy]

ok... i guess you have to pay more for that because my bike didn't cum with ....lol

 

[south_florida_bicur]

is that bike a schwinn or a schawing?

schawang was from the movie Waynes World. It was a word that meant erection.

 

[Erotica_Writings]

So okay...dumb question here...would ya stop?
http://www.curlydavid.com/images/work4.jpg

ahhhhhhh I would give him a ride alright............ mmmmm
my I think his sign is to heavy maybe I will hold it for him.

 

[Erotica_Writings]

I heard somewhere that women are turned on when bike riding...wonder if that's true
http://www.gif-world.net/modules/Gallery/data/media/16/092.jpg

nude and bare back on a horse is really much better with the motion of back and forth and and ........I need a shower

 

[AvatarsQueen]

I heard somewhere that women are turned on when bike riding...wonder if that's true
http://www.gif-world.net/modules/Gallery/data/media/16/092.jpg

Hmmm, I was wondering about buying a new bike before I left....wonder if the little bike shop in town has an accessory like that???!!!
Good morning, Joey! Glad to see you are on the job for us, as usual!

 

[Joey3308]

nude and bare back on a horse is really much better with the motion of back and forth and and ........I need a shower

I think if we just act natural and practice a lot, we can duplicate that motion

 

[Joey3308]

Hmmm, I was wondering about buying a new bike before I left....wonder if the little bike shop in town has an accessory like that???!!!
Good morning, Joey! Glad to see you are on the job for us, as usual!

No need to buy one. I'm sure we could improvise

 

[Joey3308]

Well this is strangely erotic....and to think the Easter Bunny was involved
http://www.gif-world.net/modules/Gallery/data/media/16/018.jpg

 

[Erotica_Writings]

I think if we just act natural and practice a lot, we can duplicate that motion

sounds very intriguing

 

[ImmortaleAmante]

Joey love your pic LOL

Ok some more of mine, catholic priests in cassocks
doing the shopping with no underwear on
older, intelligent men (always had a thing for my teachers )
certain pieces of music jsut get me going
watching boxing
watching my lover in a martail arts tournament (cute little outfits)
thigh straps, especailly on women
......i'll leave it there for now

 

[AvatarsQueen]

No need to buy one. I'm sure we could improvise

Uh-huh...so explain to me how we could improvise

 

[Erotica_Writings]

Uh-huh...so explain to me how we could improvise

Hmmm I want to know to.........

 

[AvatarsQueen]

And we all wait with great anticipation for Joey's reply!!!!

The Queen

 

[Erotica_Writings]

yes we all are waiting, for those words of great knowledge, to bring our lust filled bodies into complete ecstasy. LOL forgive me I am having a prozac moment

 

[Joey3308]

Uh-huh...so explain to me how we could improvise

Geez Louise...didn't ya ever ride double on a bike? I just sit on the seat and you sit on my lap....all the way and you pedal and steer and pump while I think of baseball scores to keep from cumming too soon

 

[AvatarsQueen]

Geez Louise...didn't ya ever ride double on a bike? I just sit on the seat and you sit on my lap....all the way and you pedal and steer and pump while I think of baseball scores to keep from cumming too soon

I'll have you know, young man, I was raised a good Catholic girl and my momma didn't let me anywhere NEAR young boys with minds like yours!!!...let alone ride double on a bike. Why, my little ass would have been whooped from here to hell and back!
Now, why is it that I am doing all the work on this bike ride and you're just sitting back thinking baseball scores??? Doesn't seem quite fair to me...I work and you get all the fun.
Ladies, what do y'all think?
The Queen

 

[Erotica_Writings]

He needs to be spanked with my flogger for thinking such thoughts of having you do all the work......shame, shame Joey

 

[Joey3308]

I'll have you know, young man, I was raised a good Catholic girl and my momma didn't let me anywhere NEAR young boys with minds like yours!!!...let alone ride double on a bike. Why, my little ass would have been whooped from here to hell and back!
Now, why is it that I am doing all the work on this bike ride and you're just sitting back thinking baseball scores??? Doesn't seem quite fair to me...I work and you get all the fun.
Ladies, what do y'all think?
The Queen

Your little ass just might get whooped again

 

[Joey3308]

He needs to be spanked with my flogger for thinking such thoughts of having you do all the work......shame, shame Joey

Oh yeah...whip me, beat me, punish me...make me vote...lock me in the closet with an insurance salesman...force me to look at Joan Rivers WITHOUT make-up

 

[Erotica_Writings]

Oh yeah...whip me, beat me, punish me...make me vote...lock me in the closet with an insurance salesman...force me to look at Joan Rivers WITHOUT make-up

come here little boy and get on your hands and knees while I deliver those whacks.......by the way when receiving these would you wish for me and the salesman to be in black leather, would you require blinders? Oh and Joan can't make it. Hi Joey!

 

[Joey3308]

come here little boy and get on your hands and knees while I deliver those whacks.......by the way when receiving these would you wish for me and the salesman to be in black leather, would you require blinders? Oh and Joan can't make it. Hi Joey!

Who's that guy?