Strange Things, Porn Style

[pogoad]

No words.

Got to be my favorite so far.....

 

[pogoad]

There is a shocking amount of Smurf porn out there.

Yeah, and aint it great!

 

[bunny4med]

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/91I42M2%2BICL._SY450_.jpg
I had no idea you could use this for lube.

definitely makes clean up fun.

 

[sober71]

definitely makes clean up fun.

I agree

 

[hotoldrguy]

https://steemitimages.com/DQmUP5LTc1bnFPq7Xwh8FXqciujvZsErpZ5BZguWWm6HfB7/Reverse Libra.gif

 

[hotoldrguy]

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/91I42M2%2BICL._SY450_.jpg
I had no idea you could use this for lube.

WOW...gives a whole new twist to "eating out"

 

[hotoldrguy]

http://www.plixup.com/pics_core3/134634129922931339248325226.gif

 

[hotoldrguy]

sometimes bigger is not always better...just sayin

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQNrm1qsndx4clpzl8Liw16opeSFi8jkNaHPE3B3weNuRVxIKhN8g

 

[Suz_anne]

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/91I42M2%2BICL._SY450_.jpg
I had no idea you could use this for lube.

First thought...that's a yeast infection waiting to happen.

Second, after watching...I think that might be Crisco and not frosting. Which makes only a little bit more sense.

 

[FL30]

What is he scared of that he needs to protect his dick with a gun?!

Lorenna Bobbit

 

[hotoldrguy]

What is he scared of that he needs to protect his dick with a gun?!

Maybe he is just checking to see which rod is bigger

 

[hotoldrguy]

I feel like THIS should go in the sex that can kill you thread.

BBBAAAAHHHHAAAAA!

 

[Karabare]

Yeah, and aint it great!

Oh, that's just wrong

 

[hotoldrguy]

https://images.baklol.com/fdadcd9c94f2e3f684fdc46c8a7decc41439892593.gif

 

[hotoldrguy]

https://images.encyclopediadramatica.rs/thumb/b/b0/Animooted_nutshot.gif/300px-Animooted_nutshot.gif

 

[sober71]

Maybe he is just checking to see which rod is bigger

No he's shooting blanks lol

 

[Little_Sister]

Because taking them off is SO much work??

 

[Little_Sister]

It's so bad, it's mesmerizing. From the bad 90s hat to the other thing.

 

[Little_Sister]

 

[Little_Sister]

*warning* This makes me SUPER uncomfortable and honestly worried about death.

Photo #2 in the series That can't be safe right?

 

[Suz_anne]

Why would anyone even want to attempt that?

I have a friend who is an ER nurse and she has numerous stories of perforated colons from objects much smaller than that.

Yikes. It makes my hiney hurt just looking at it.

 

[peekingone]

I have a cousin who was a x-ray tech in the ER. He had a guy come in with a Mayonnaise jar stuck in his ass. It cause a vacuum seal and couldn't get it out. OR he went which I am sure was a story to tell on his part.

 

[someguy7791]

Love this thread

This is my new favorite. So funny

 

[Little_Sister]

I was looking through my uploaded pics for a photo of my sex toy collection and came across this gem. This actually happened on a highway in the middle of rush hour in Houston, Tx.

http://forum.literotica.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=1832176&d=1457399657

 

[Little_Sister]

I am honestly most confused about the razor scooter.