Strange Things, Porn Style

[hotoldrguy]

I feel bad for the octopus...

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m86vhdKKcM1rnuf8vo1_500.gif

 

[hotoldrguy]

Think you can take it because you have used nipple clamps?

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[Karabare]

I feel bad for the octopus...

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m86vhdKKcM1rnuf8vo1_500.gif

I could not hit the back function fast enough.

 

[Suz_anne]

I'll just leave this here for when LS comes back.

 

[Suz_anne]

And a question...is this erotic?

If so, I think I learned the wrong definition of that word.

 

[Trekka]

I'll just leave this here for when LS comes back.

She's sporting a nice pedicure tho

 

[default24]

And a question...is this erotic?

If so, I think I learned the wrong definition of that word.

I don't think so either, as far as I can tell neither party is enjoying that. It's solely for the viewer's discretion

 

[hotoldrguy]

Strange porn indeed

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[hotoldrguy]

Damn I hate splinters...but this!

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[hotoldrguy]

I just...uh..I just...??!!

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr8dyy8iBy1qiov0ro1_r1_500.gif

 

[Karabare]

I just...uh..I just...??!!

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr8dyy8iBy1qiov0ro1_r1_500.gif

Uuuuuhhhhhhhh.....

You're doing pretty well in place of LS

 

[hotwords229_A]

Sex Ed done right.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Did you ever notice that when a new technique for creativity is created: painting, sculpting, photography, filmmaking, etc.
a guy's first thought is, "this will be a good excuse to get a woman naked!"

 

[hotwords229_A]

Nothing like Dick's 100% juicy beef in your mouth.

 

[hotwords229_A]

This can't be a real ad, but I want to live in a world where it is.

 

[hotwords229_A]

And now for some smokin hot sex!

 

[hotwords229_A]

Biker chicks, man, biker chicks!

 

[LizVegas79]

This can't be a real ad, but I want to live in a world where it is.

I wonder - I've seen some pretty racy old-timey ads. They got away with a lot more than advertisers can today!

 

[hotoldrguy]

Uuuuuhhhhhhhh.....

You're doing pretty well in place of LS

LOL...she is a good teacher...

 

[hotoldrguy]

Damn I hate clowns! Dirty sick bastards

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[hotoldrguy]

OK so do not click on the link if you are squeamish

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[hotoldrguy]

I think maybe I should stop for a bit....

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[hotwords229_A]

I wonder - I've seen some pretty racy old-timey ads. They got away with a lot more than advertisers can today!

Agreed, I like those old ads that were subversive in nature. I wish we could still have some of that in life instead of everything being so blatant.

On the other hand THIS (clearly false ad) makes me laugh my ass off every time I see it.

 

[AbsintheFather]

Here comes Peter Cottontail . . . .

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[hotwords229_A]

The definition of Strange Things--getting some ink on your dink.