Strange Things, Porn Style

[Little_Sister]

I feel like THIS should go in the sex that can kill you thread.

 

[Little_Sister]

I feel seriously bad for this poor dog and honestly I am a little traumatized by this gif.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I never needed to try it, but I'm glad it's out there if I do.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I've heard of a cock blocker before . . .

 

[hotwords229_A]

Completely unsafe sex.

 

[Little_Sister]

I never needed to try it, but I'm glad it's out there if I do.

That is amazing. I get that it's probably photoshopped but who ever came up with that twisted bit of internet gold is a genius.

 

[Little_Sister]

Lost in translation.

 

[LizVegas79]

Lost in translation.

That's it! I'm moving to Europe!

 

[Paul_Chance]

I feel seriously bad for this poor dog and honestly I am a little traumatized by this gif.

Hahahaha - I wonder if they brought the dog for expert level tips?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Interpretive sex dance?

 

[hotwords229_A]

If this was the show what the hell did they do for the finale?

 

[hotwords229_A]

There's just something about a cylindrical object blasting out all that power that makes a guy horny.

 

[hotwords229_A]

When "no means no" was much more complicated.

 

[hotwords229_A]

May I please speak to the Manager, I'd like to get my money back.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I can't lie, this one kind of works for me.

 

[Jada59]

Interpretive sex dance?

Oh man. I don't have room for it in my house but I want one!

 

[Jada59]

When "no means no" was much more complicated.

I should think that hairdo would keep him off!

 

[Jada59]

I feel like THIS should go in the sex that can kill you thread.

I have no words.

 

[Little_Sister]

If she is so bored, she needs to blow bubbles, you're doing it wrong.

 

[Little_Sister]

When "no means no" was much more complicated.

This is amazing.

 

[Little_Sister]

So many questions.... Where are they? How are these women related? Is the one in the back Tonya Harding?

 

[DarkSimian]

I feel like THIS should go in the sex that can kill you thread.

How would you explain that to the police or the insurance company?

 

[bunny4med]

One time in band camp....

 

[Little_Sister]

What is he scared of that he needs to protect his dick with a gun?!

 

[Little_Sister]

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I had no idea you could use this for lube.