Strange places to make love

[Guest]

Whats the weirdest place you've experienced having sex in ( ie: shopping mall, elevator etc...)??

 

[Ezzie]

On top of a train car, on a baseball field in the middle of a thunderstorm, my best friend's, parent's bed... that's about as strange as I get. What a boring life I lead. lol

 

[CW]

Haven't thought of this in years,,,

While in college I worked with the local theatre group,,, I was assigned to work the main traveler spot which was located above the audience about 16 - 18 feet on an open smallish platform. For all of the rehersals I was bored out've my mind, my spot was only used twice in the show, the opening solo and the final solo with nearly 1 1/2 hours between.

So, to ease the boredom, I asked my girlfriend to keep me company,,, we had sex twice on opening night. Anyone that wanted to could've looked up and seen us.

Then when I worked at a funeral home I put a casket to an unintended use one Halloween night.

 

[R Nitelight]

Newark.

 

[Shelby]

-top of a Corvette
-top of cases of pop at the Pop Shoppe (caught)
-quickie at the local truckstop
(I figured the truckers wouldn't care if they saw)
-top of the teachers desk in the grade 13 biology room
-bent over the balance beam in gymnastics lesson
(Biology teacher was also the gymnastics coach)

 

[Expertise]

Nothing to top Newark

In a Fiero (should have got serious "element of difficulty" points for that one)

On top of a liftstation/well in the middle of a swanky subdivision at dusk

In a paddleboat.

Rather boring sorry.

 

[Jade]

Either at work or in on the floor of this HUGE bathroom at the Little C. Pizza place or across the lawn from this little remade colonial village tourist place (the next morning... little kids from a day care were on a field trip there... woops!)

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Oh God Exp you reminded me....

In a damn Ford Pinto, with a BAM (broad ass Marine) and she was really so - about 250lbs or so.

But damn I was horny! Jar Head's in the mid-70's were considered freaks at the least - baby killer's at the worst - I'm tellin' ya - you could not get laid for free.

Unless you lived in Newark.

Man she had some deep crevasse of a pussy too. And drenchinly wet. Why do big women have such wet pussy's?

Why? I ask.

 

[Expertise]

Dunno' condensation maybe. Their own mini "rainforest"?

The woman who I found to be the wettest was in tremendous shape. It was great. Very wet is very good.

 

[Naked Hunny]

hmmm strange places well the dugout at a baseball field, the top of the Washington Memorial at night, hell i gave head to my sweetie in the Pentagon. Im kinda proud of the last one!!

 

[R Nitelight]

Head in the pentagon

NH,
Were you an intern?

 

[Naked Hunny]

No I wasnt an intern my sweetie was!! I wouldnt intern for the US government with Clinton in charge even if it was the only job I was qualified for. Im not big on doing sexual favors as a job!!

 

[ohsally]

-the observation deck of an abandoned forestry look-out tower, mid-winter, accessible only by snowmobile. The top of the world!brrrrrrrr, but oh to be naked in the snow!

 

[Roll-One]

I was invited to a party at one of the local pubs.. i started dancing with this girl and after a few drinks and a few more dances, things got alittle heated up, we went to the parking lot, i left my keys in the pub, so we went looking for unlocked cars, and the only unlocked car we found, was her parents car... and it had a big back seat to..

 

[Silverlily]

Re: Nothing to top Newark

In a Fiero (should have got serious "element of difficulty" points for that one)

Good Lord, sex in a mid-engine barbeque? Yes, you would certainly get points.

Ok, the grocery store, 3am, it was open.
My parent's basement, ordinarily not interesting in the least, but the house was a split level, the basement door was open, my folks were home and had company over.

 

[MOGUY]

Strangest place?

26 years ago next to the Baptist Minister's Alter on the floor a few hours after church. Oh yea, my present day father-inlaw.

 

[wolfie69]

In the water at a very crowded public beach with people not 15 feet away.

During the day in the park under a very large lilac bush (it was in bloom)

In the ladies shower at a campground in Colorado.... almost got caught, but what an orgasm!!!!!!!!

 

[Juliangel]

Family bathroom at the mall, boyfriends closet while his parents were home, and front seat of boyfriends car in my driveway while my parents were home. Did not get caught during anyof them either.

 

[lukyduk97]

At work on now ex-husbands desk - got caught by his boss
on the troop train going to Berlin
on a hillside - got caught by a passing passenger train

 

[Guest]

Cemetary... on the grave of the man who founded the town I live in (ok I admit thats REALLY morbid)
Open field next to an interstate.
Picnic Table at a state park
and in a Chevy S-10 with bucket seats

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

how is this for points?

My friend was driving my Fiero,and while we were going down the road,I was getting it on with one of my ex-girlfriends.

 

[•Quartz_Crystal•]

On the roof of a jehovah's witness building on a sunday morning no doubt.

 

[Samuari]

In a '66 Plymouth Valient in a blizard at high noon in the parking lot of the school board. Ok, there were four inches of snow on the windows.

 

[Guest]

Unusual Love-making Locations

With one of my girlfriends in the back of my 67' Plymouth parked in my parent's driveway (didn't get caught).
With another girlfriend getting it on in my cousin's bedroom...got busted as he came back from work early..embarassing but carried on regardless.
By a canal with people walking by. In a forest in a pile of leaves. In a public parking lot in a 1994 ford probe. by a waterfall at a public conservation area.....hmm perhaps more but thats all the noodle can conjure up at this time.

 

[Xander]

backstage, in a closet, after an open air gig. (caught)

In a porn movie (don't ask)