Straight women are fucking stupid: Shut the fuck up and...

[Guest]

go lesbo! That's my advice.

I'm officially sick of opening a thread and finding the straight women complaining about their b/fs or husbands not treating them right. Shut up. Most men are genetically incapable of paying attention to you 24/7. Men are programed to impregunate as many women as possible. Most men want to fuck young and healthy specimen, because it leads to more chance of getting healthier off-spring. The definition of the young and the healthy depends on the current fashion. Women are programed to be picky because they have to invest their time and energy for carrying their babies in their cunt for 18 month and all that. If you are a woman who had already picked your choice, shut up and get on or it's time to drop him. You'd say your SO used to be wonderful, but now he is a bastard. Shut up. Move on. Institution of marriage is not designed to last forever. It was about inheritance, title, land, property, not about love and the crap. Many women used to die at child birth, that's why marriage used to work! People did not stay married long enough to get on the nerves of each other. Nowadays, people live far too long for marriage to work. So, women, if you are not happy with your husband, get divorce or get a lesbo lover. Most men, trust me, let you have a lover if the lover was not of male gender.

Intelligent and witty women are the lesbos. If I was a woman with an ounce of intelligence, I turn lesbo. My intelligence will tells me men are no good. Redundant except for their spaerms. If I want a hot cock, I'll buy a microwaveable dildo.

So, shut up.

Thank you.

 

[Marxist]

Chilled Vodka, Bob Jones University, Class of '78

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

ChilledVodka is so uptight, he makes Pat Robertson look like Hugh Hefner.

 

[sexy-girl]

not sure if i agree with everything he said in that post but i agree all women should be lesbians

 

[brokenbrainwave]

not sure if i agree with everything he said in that post but i agree all women should be lesbians

hey dont be greedy, leave some for us please

 

[JazzManJim]

Umm...you guys realized that you just invoked the name of a prominent Christian and a Christian University to characterize a post that praises homosexuality, divorce, and a tad bit of violence.

Just thought that was humorous.

 

[BigDawg69]

Chilled Vodka, Bob Jones University, Class of '78

OMG! LMAO! I haven't thought about the Bob Jones freaks in years!

 

[Marxist]

Umm...you guys realized that you just invoked the name of a prominent Christian and a Christian University to characterize a post that praises homosexuality, divorce, and a tad bit of violence.

Just thought that was humorous.

Me too.

 

[crysede]

Dear CV,
After reading your best-seller ‘Shut the Hell Up you Straight Whores!’ I took your advice and dumped my husband of 16 years, since he was due to turn into a bastard any day. But I’ve been having trouble becoming as lesbo – all I do now is sit around all day watching lesbo porn, and licking my friends’ pussies – but I still don’t find it exciting the way curling my tongue around a nice fat cock was. Is there some sort of class I could take? Or an anti-cock patch?

Also, both my kids came out of my cunt after 9 months – do you think they’ll suffer any permanent disabilities due to not remaining in my cunt for the full 18 months?

Sincerely,
Frustrated lesbo-wannabe

 

[sexy-girl]

Me too.

it went over my head like most things

 

[SouthernBellea]

Belle
xxxx

 

[zipman]

I think someone has been drinking way too much vodka and it's muddled their brains.

Perhaps if they switched to something like lemonade with a hefty dose of prozac life would be more tolerable.

Just a thought.

 

[Guest]

Dear CV,
After reading your best-seller ‘Shut the Hell Up you Straight Whores!’ I took your advice and dumped my husband of 16 years, since he was due to turn into a bastard any day. But I’ve been having trouble becoming as lesbo – all I do now is sit around all day watching lesbo porn, and licking my friends’ pussies – but I still don’t find it exciting the way curling my tongue around a nice fat cock was. Is there some sort of class I could take? Or an anti-cock patch?

Also, both my kids came out of my cunt after 9 months – do you think they’ll suffer any permanent disabilities due to not remaining in my cunt for the full 18 months?

Sincerely,
Frustrated lesbo-wannabe

This means that you are one of those stupid women who are genetically incapable of being an intelligent lesbo (Bi at best of times) so you deserve to be fucked silly by CV.

 

[Naughty n Nice]

go lesbo! That's my advice.

I'm officially sick of opening a thread and finding the straight women complaining about their b/fs or husbands not treating them right. Shut up. Most men are genetically incapable of paying attention to you 24/7. Men are programed to impregunate as many women as possible. Most men want to fuck young and healthy specimen, because it leads to more chance of getting healthier off-spring. The definition of the young and the healthy depends on the current fashion. Women are programed to be picky because they have to invest their time and energy for carrying their babies in their cunt for 18 month and all that. If you are a woman who had already picked your choice, shut up and get on or it's time to drop him. You'd say your SO used to be wonderful, but now he is a bastard. Shut up. Move on. Institution of marriage is not designed to last forever. It was about inheritance, title, land, property, not about love and the crap. Many women used to die at child birth, that's why marriage used to work! People did not stay married long enough to get on the nerves of each other. Nowadays, people live far too long for marriage to work. So, women, if you are not happy with your husband, get divorce or get a lesbo lover. Most men, trust me, let you have a lover if the lover was not of male gender.

Intelligent and witty women are the lesbos. If I was a woman with an ounce of intelligence, I turn lesbo. My intelligence will tells me men are no good. Redundant except for their spaerms. If I want a hot cock, I'll buy a microwaveable dildo.

So, shut up.

Thank you.

OMFG, for a bulletin board designed for writers, I am dumbfounded by the failure to spell correctly:
impregunate=impregnate
spaerms=sperm
microwaveable=microwavable

Additionally, I find the following absolutely ludicrous:
genetically incapable of paying attention 24/7?
programmed to impregnate as many women as possible?
I really don't think that men like to fuck as many young women as possible for the sole purpose of getting healthier offspring.
Last time I checked, babies aren't in the cunt, they're in the womb.
Women aren't picky because they have to carry the child. We're picky because of idiots like you.
Institiution of marriage IS intended to be forever, unfortunately, sometimes it doesn't work out that way.
Marriage IS about love, an emotion that you apparently haven't experienced. (big surprise)
Inheritance, title, land, property???? Most women, myself included, have all of that without a man. This IS the 21st century.
I always wondered why marriage worked. Now I see that it's because women died during childbirth??
Are those the only 2 options? Divorce or a les lover?
If you were a woman with an ounce of intelligence...? You're a guy without a gram of intelligence.
Got one thing right, men are no good (ok, most men, yourself included)
Redundant except for their SPERM (not spaerms)?
I'm thinking you should get that microwavable dildo, give it to your worst enemy (me!!!), and allow that person to slap you upside the head with it.

So why don't you shut up? Noone wants to hear your ranting and raving. Nor do we want to be subjected to such poor penmanship and stupidity (baby in cunt? Reading your posts is cruel and unusual punishment!!

 

[crysede]

you deserve to be fucked silly by CV.

Oh, ok, if you think it will help. Is this some sort of aversion therapy you've developed?

 

[GrittyRingo]

Men are programed to impregunate as many women as possible. Most men want to fuck young and healthy specimen, because it leads to more chance of getting healthier off-spring.


Are you off your fucking head?

 

[crysede]

Re: Re: Straight women are fucking stupid: Shut the fuck up and...

So why don't you shut up? Noone wants to hear your ranting and raving. Nor do we want to be subjected to such poor penmanship and stupidity (baby in cunt?). Reading your posts is cruel and unusual punishment!!

Since when were you against ranting, raving and saying stupid things?

 

[Guest]

Naughty n Nice

A prime example of stooopit woman who can't go lesbo and can only dream of being a bi.

You deserved to be fucked by men.

 

[lilrosie lips]

CV,

If you are sick of opening threads and reading women bitching about men, then close the goddam thread.

Women do not carry babies for 18 mo's, it's 9 mo's. It just seems like 18 I have been told.

I am witty, intelligent and straight and I don't complain about my current males friends or my ex. I also refuse to shut up just to please you.


Thank you

 

[zipman]

Re: Naughty n Nice

A prime example of stooopit woman who can't go lesbo and can only dream of being a bi.

You deserved to be fucked by men.

Lobotomy - yeah, that's about the only thing that could explain it.

 

[bored1]

Dear CV,
After reading your best-seller ?Shut the Hell Up you Straight Whores!? I took your advice and dumped my husband of 16 years, since he was due to turn into a bastard any day. But I?ve been having trouble becoming as lesbo ? all I do now is sit around all day watching lesbo porn, and licking my friends? pussies ? but I still don?t find it exciting the way curling my tongue around a nice fat cock was. Is there some sort of class I could take? Or an anti-cock patch?

Also, both my kids came out of my cunt after 9 months ? do you think they?ll suffer any permanent disabilities due to not remaining in my cunt for the full 18 months?

Sincerely,
Frustrated lesbo-wannabe

Dear Frustrated Lesbo.-Wannabe.........Iam ROFLMAO

 

[Naughty n Nice]

Re: Re: Re: Straight women are fucking stupid: Shut the fuck up and...

Since when were you against ranting, raving and saying stupid things?

Hello crysede, it's a pleasure meeting you That rant and rave was just plain idiotic.

 

[Naughty n Nice]

Re: Naughty n Nice

A prime example of stooopit woman who can't go lesbo and can only dream of being a bi.

You deserved to be fucked by men.

er, I am not a stoooopit woman, and i am bi. but you're right, i do deserve to be fucked by men! and thank goodness for that

 

[SouthernBellea]

I'm officially sick of opening a thread and finding the straight women complaining about their b/fs or husbands not treating them right

I'm offically sick of Vodka idiots ranting about shit that doesn't even make sense with the exception of boosting their ego. Dude, I'm gonna go along with someone else's statement...this is a free world, a free board, and if you dont like what you see...SHUT THE HELL UP AND DONT READ THE DAMN THREAD.

And by the way..Im straight and your stupid.

Belle
xxxx

 

[Naughty n Nice]

Re: Re: Naughty n Nice

Lobotomy - yeah, that's about the only thing that could explain it.

are you suggesting that i get a lobotomy????