straight up my butt

[nudecatholicboy]

I am a straight guy that has had a gay experience. While babysitting for a couple I found there liquor stash and got hammered. I fell asleep on the couch after drinking a few too many. I woke up find myself being carried by the dad over his shoulder. He placed me on the master bed and turned to his wife. She asked me if I was ready to see what drinking can do. The couple proceeded to undress me and rolled me on my stomach. I listened as they discussed what to do. Eventually I heard "lets open his ass". I began to feel wet fingers probing in and around my anus. Then I felt my cheeks spread and a cock head on my anus. It slowly went in and out until it was smooth. All I heard were grunts and "fuck that tight asshole like his mommy should have"

 

[nudecatholicboy]

bumps

 

[Adakgirl]

And? Did you have a question?

 

[ShyGuy68]

What does this have to do with bdsm?

 

[MisterSir]

And what's the deal with airline food?

 

[WriterDom]

ps

You're gay.

 

[midwestyankee]

ps

You're gay.

No he's not, but he's in serious danger of becoming an evangelical anti-gay crusader like Ted do-my-ass Whatizname.

 

[VelvetDarkness]

This is a discussion forum, where we talk about issues related to BDSM. Gay does not equal kink and your personal spank fodder is not a discussion. Go bother the guys on the GLBT Forum with a genuine discussion topic rather than your current masturbatory fantasy or sod off back to the chat room.

 

[midwestyankee]

This is a discussion forum, where we talk about issues related to BDSM. Gay does not equal kink and your personal spank fodder is not a discussion. Go bother the guys on the GLBT Forum with a genuine discussion topic rather than your current masturbatory fantasy or sod off back to the chat room.

Did the wannabe trolls have a really successful mating season this year, or what? It seems like our forum is being overrun with them lately.

 

[Shadowann2]

Did the wannabe trolls have a really successful mating season this year, or what? It seems like our forum is being overrun with them lately.

He sent me several PMs and he seems to have a screw loose. Either he likes to make up stories, or he has led a very screwed up life.

 

[00Syd]

For the record, the thread title made me LOL (All I could think about was Butters, am I right South Park fans? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxCSSzb0I9o&feature=related). So at least it has some value.

 

[nudecatholicboy]

why all the judging?

 

[ZRT]

why all the judging?

Low-grade wank material in the wrong area.

Plus you're surrounded by sadists and stuff.

 

[MisterSir]

why all the judging?

Because topics about gay subjects belong in the GLBT sub-forum, which should be obvious to most people; because you posted something that would probably be wank fodder for a gay man and seemed to think it was a point of discussion and...I don't know, because we're all complete homophobes here? Is that what you want to hear? Sod off.

 

[Marquis]

And what's the deal with airline food?

Nice.

 

[Netzach]

"fuck that tight asshole like his mommy should have" would be a good song, though.

 

[MisterSir]

"fuck that tight asshole like his mommy should have" would be a good song, though.

Anal Cunt probably took it already.

 

[midwestyankee]

Anal Cunt probably took it already.

I heard an interesting cover of it the other night by Red Bunghole.

 

[KellysCrack]

My question would be why were you drinking when you were supposed to be watching children...mmm...

 

[Keroin]

For the record, the thread title made me LOL (All I could think about was Butters, am I right South Park fans? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxCSSzb0I9o&feature=related). So at least it has some value.

I thought the thread title displayed subtle irony - "straight" referring both to the father's supposed sexual identity and to the direction his cock and fingers took, in regards to the protagonist's anus.

Personally, I don't think we should discourage these trolls. I never used to bother with the "Talk" section of this forum but all the best comedy has been popping up here lately.

Popping straight up here, I should say!

Oh, I crack me up!

I crack me straight up!

 

[Alyssa1]

I would really like to know the point of posting this?

I think someone wants attention and decided to make up irrlevent stories...

 

[Caitlynne]

Plus you're surrounded by sadists and stuff.

QFT!

 

[Etoile]

Oh lovely, this is going to go over so well in glbt. *sighs*

 

[Adakgirl]

Oh, I crack me up!

I crack me straight up!

HA! You crack me straight up too Keroin! Too funny!

My question would be why were you drinking when you were supposed to be watching children...mmm...

This was the first thing that pooped.. ..um I meant to say ....popped into my mind KellysCrack and made me suspicious of his honesty about this entire asshole deal.

 

[Adakgirl]

I am a straight guy that has had a gay experience

This is incorrect, if you did indeed have such an experience it would not have been a gay experience but actually a bisexual experience. Because the guy who supposedly did it to you is married with children. So right there is proof he has a sex life with his wife who is a woman as well as had anal sex with tender virgin arsed drunken babysitter boys. If he was a closet gay, his wife would not know he did these things. S