Straight men whom have ejaculated into their own mouth to "Get Down Make Love."

[Black_Bird]

Straight men whom have ejaculated into their own mouth to "Get Down Make Love."

... the NIN version, not the original by Queen.

How many are you out there? Am I the only one? I guess I'm the only one who thinks d30 anal beads is a good idea, too...

*sigh* I'm so alone in this world.

 

[Freya]

huh?

 

[perks]

what the fuck are you talking about, cum eater?

 

[CoolidgEffect]

Does it have to be to a particular song?

 

[perks]

well if you're birdie, it's NIN or nothing. He's a trent tramp

 

[CoolidgEffect]

Oh, then nope.

 

[Black_Bird]

huh?

Do you want to *watch* me masturbate into my own mouth to the song "Get Down, Make Love"?

 

[Black_Bird]

Does it have to be to a particular song?

Yes.

That or "The Sun Will Come Out Tomorrow;" I've trained myself to ejaculate during the crescendo.

 

[sunstruck]

Yes.

That or "The Sun Will Come Out Tomorrow;" I've trained myself to ejaculate during the crescendo.

I thought I was the only one.

 

[Freya]

Do you want to *watch* me masturbate into my own mouth to the song "Get Down, Make Love"?

It's one of those weirdly interesting things, that repulse you but somehow make you strangely curious.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

It's like those people who eat gummi bears while watching "Banana Splits" in laudramats. You know, those people, right?

 

[glamorilla]

i think it's a safe bet to say i'm for it.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I've trained myself to ejaculate during the crescendo.

Is anyone else picturing little hoops of fire?

 

[Black_Bird]

I thought I was the only one.

... I also get hard-ons when watching juggling clowns - you too?

 

[Freya]

It's like those people who eat gummi bears while watching "Banana Splits" in laudramats. You know, those people, right?

God, I hope I don't know anyone like that. Is that an American pasttime? Something to do when there's no baseball?

 

[Black_Bird]

It's one of those weirdly interesting things, that repulse you but somehow make you strangely curious.

I repulse you?

*Sigh* The woman of my dreams is repulsed by me; oh woe is me. I suppose now, I should try a different sleeping aid.

 

[Black_Bird]

i think it's a safe bet to say i'm for it.

COOL!!!

Um, why?

 

[Freya]

I repulse you?

*Sigh* The woman of my dreams is repulsed by me; oh woe is me. I suppose now, I should try a different sleeping aid.

LOL! But I did say you were weirdly interesting, you might still be able to have me!

 

[sunstruck]

... I also get hard-ons when watching juggling clowns - you too?

No, clowns freak me out. You need help.

 

[Black_Bird]

LOL! But I did say you were weirdly interesting, you might still be able to have me!

Forget trying to look your best, guys; it's the interesting dudes that get the chicks.

 

[Black_Bird]

No, clowns freak me out. You need help.

What? You've never been to a car dealership?

 

[hogjack]

"Get Down, Make Love"

I just don't find that song to be my muse when making, err, juice so to speak.

This particular act needs a better musical score.

 

[glamorilla]

COOL!!!

Um, why?

it makes me feel better.