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"Mmmm...Yes, I could" she says sidling up to the lass with the wonderful legs.
You make me blush with your compliments!
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Ok to clear up a couple of things...
Forgive me Darkbee. I am a solo Fender Squire player and I type faster than I think and hence you are correct. My apologies on guitar type.
Charlie the girl, first introduced at the Burger Brothel, is best girlfriend of Ms.Read. She also dresses up as a man Charlie and is Ms.Read's boyfriend. We'll be seeing more of her/him at the Opera. If that fact didn't come out clear, I don't really proof read this stuff.
The big Jamaican whore/voodoo woman Lola has the wooden dildo and does control Carney's cock.
General Xoxo cut the fart in Chapter 2 that set off another series of events.
I've been looked forward to the Opera since the beginning.
I'm in my true warp storytelling mode so expect some good stuff. I'm not rushing it so do expect a rather legnthy conclusion.
Are there any better threads going on in Literotica outside of this one? I think not.
Forgive me Darkbee. I am a solo Fender Squire player and I type faster than I think and hence you are correct. My apologies on guitar type.
Charlie the girl, first introduced at the Burger Brothel, is best girlfriend of Ms.Read. She also dresses up as a man Charlie and is Ms.Read's boyfriend. We'll be seeing more of her/him at the Opera. If that fact didn't come out clear, I don't really proof read this stuff.
The big Jamaican whore/voodoo woman Lola has the wooden dildo and does control Carney's cock.
General Xoxo cut the fart in Chapter 2 that set off another series of events.
I've been looked forward to the Opera since the beginning.
I'm in my true warp storytelling mode so expect some good stuff. I'm not rushing it so do expect a rather legnthy conclusion.
Are there any better threads going on in Literotica outside of this one? I think not.
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Don't fret about it......Carney
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GratefulFred
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Reminds me of a poem Carney my man
http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=154335
I will be sending you prior to the last installment of the story going up a list of many songs that you should try to get on midi files so that you can sing along during the reading of the Opera. If anyone is unable or unwilling to find them just ask for help in this thread and please share. It'll add to the experience. Too bad I couldn't produce some wav files.
Rydia, you will have her wish come true in the opening number so make sure you put your speakers on high volume...anticipation.
The best is yet to cum (squirt...squirt)
http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=154335
I will be sending you prior to the last installment of the story going up a list of many songs that you should try to get on midi files so that you can sing along during the reading of the Opera. If anyone is unable or unwilling to find them just ask for help in this thread and please share. It'll add to the experience. Too bad I couldn't produce some wav files.
Rydia, you will have her wish come true in the opening number so make sure you put your speakers on high volume...anticipation.
The best is yet to cum (squirt...squirt)
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The last chapter of the story is almost finished so make sure before reading...
1) Cover your keyboard with a plastic sheet.
2) Make sure the ground around your chair has pillows.
3) Any beverage you are drinking should have a safe lid on.
Freddy
After reading it you can vote on your favorite line for Oscar contention...
1) Cover your keyboard with a plastic sheet.
2) Make sure the ground around your chair has pillows.
3) Any beverage you are drinking should have a safe lid on.
Freddy
After reading it you can vote on your favorite line for Oscar contention...
GratefulFred
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The Case of the Missing Boyfriend
© GratefulFred
Chapter 5
As Princesses Babygrrl and Rydia send thousands to their death attacking each other’s planet, two imperial battle ships land over Wembley stadium in England. Both Princesses have decided to settle their differences on a neutral field and have a no-holds bar duel to the death.
Somewhere near mid-field the Princesses face off. Before attacking they check their opponents out.
Princess Rydia speaks first.
“Nice shoes you got their Babygrrl. Where did you get them?”
“I kidnapped Sarah Jessica Parker and made her take me to the best shops” Princess Babygrrl says as she shoes her feet off.
“Well I got mine from Sarah Jessica also right after the filming of the “Sex in the City” movie” Princess Rydia responds.
This fact catches Princess Babygrrl by surprise. “I didn’t know they finished filming yet?”
Princess Rydia smiles. “We’ve had seven “Sex in the City” films. We brought up the whole cast and filmed it on condition that we do not let those Earthlings view it.”
Princess Rydia easily blocks a hex blast. She throws back a counter spell of her own and Princess Babygrrl deflects it with ease.
“I always pictured you differently Rydia” Babygrrl says with a sly grin.
“How so dear Princess?”
“You know a person with a long sheet of toilet paper stuck to their foot and have a finger up their nose?”
“You thought that of me?” Princess Rydia says as her hands have energy mass building.
“Oh no. It’s just that English chap walking in the bleachers” Babygrrl responds as she blows off the distraction.
Princess Babygrrl sends a crimson blast towards Rydia who blocks it effortlessly. Princess Rydia sends back a powerful energy bolt that is blocked with ease.
The two Princesses realize that this battle with magic is rather pointless.
“Let us duel as our ancestors have.”
“Yes,” responds Princess Babygrrl as she draws out her pocket rocket that extends into a vibrating sword.
Two cat like shrills fill the air as the two girls attack and counter attack each other. Neither girl is able to land a blow on one another. Suddenly, Princess Babygrrl sees an opening and swings an outstretched finger towards Princess Rydia’s pussy.
“Now I will finish you.” Princess Babygrrl says as her expression slowly changes from savage berserker to that of lust. Princess Rydia seems to also be lowering her deadly blade as she looks at her opponent and gently touches her hand asking for her to continue with the finger probe.
The two girls lock lips, as their weapons are gone. They ravage each other as lovers often do, but since they are highly sexual beings to describe in details is way beyond the comprehension of us mere mortals similar to hearing the voice of God.
After many hours they lie upon the stadium’s grounds and cuddle with one another as they continue to gently caress each other most tenderly.
Princess Rydia sees some familiar faces.
“Mom. Dad. I am sorry I love Princess Babygrrl. I know she’s our enemy but I can’t help myself”
Riff-Raff looks down at the girls as Magenta nudges him in the back.
“Alright woman. I’ll tell.” Riff Raff says.
Magenta hits him again and Riff-Raff stops twirling his thumb. “He does that when he’s horny.”
“Rydia…you and Babygrrl…” Riff-Raff says as he looks back. Magenta gives him that stare.
“Well you are both sisters.” Riff-Raff admits as he backs up.
Magenta steps forward. “You are both sisters. Babygrrl please forgive my sometimes brainless brother/husband.”
Babygrrl has a shocked look on her face. “I think I always knew it in my heart that Rydia was my sister.”
Rydia also has a shocked look on her face. “Wait we are not only sisters…but we are also twins.”
Babygrrl looks her sister in the eyes. “We are twin sisters. This is the happiest day of my life.”
The two girls lock lips once more as their happy parents look on.
Magenta gives Riff-Raff a nudge.
“I am so sorry Babygrrl that I left you outside a porn shop one day. It was a moment of weakness. Once I got out of the porn shop I spent minutes looking for you and you were gone. I forgot how small you were but now look at you (touching her breasts) and how you have filled out. ”
“You are forgiven Dad. Growing up as an orphan I pretty much had to suck and fuck my way up to the top anyways. But I do have one question.” Babygrrl asks, “What is our obsession with that Earth woman Ms. Read?”
“Yeah Dad. She’s just an Earthling,” Princess Rydia sits up as well.
Magenta steps forward this time. “I will let you in on this part. Along time ago back on Earth, way before our former master, Frank N’Furter got obsessed with Eddie and his Monster man, life was wonderful in the castle. On one particular evening I had sex with both your Dad and Frank N’Furter and having a rather large pussy, as you know you’ve tasted, I felt both men finish inside me at the exact same time. A daughter was born – Ms. Read, your 3/4rs sister and the master explained that he didn’t want anything to do with her so he sent her off to stay on Earth. We always thought about taking her back with us but too much time passed.”
Both sisters felt tears of joy, as they suddenly realized the situation.
“Oh no Mjl may cause her harm."
“Also Darkbee. We must stop them”
Riff-Raff dropped two Opera tickets as the happy sisters sped off hand in hand.
“Don’t worry girls. We’ll stop the war,” Riff-Raff said as he waved good-bye.
“Really?” Magenta asked
“ Naw…they didn’t like me anyways. No one likes me!” Riff-Raff screams.
Magenta hits her I-Zune as a familiar beat breaks out. Riff-Raff watches as she makes a jump to the left…
…and the rest you pretty much can figure out.
While inside the mall, Ms. Read, Carney, Charlie and blind Shendude are being pursued from sex-starved zombies.
“What are we going to do? We’re trapped” Ms. Read screams.
“If only I had a cell phone handy I’d know how to get out of this?” Shendude responds as a cell phone is placed in his hand. He feels the number key and dials General Xoxo.
General Xoxo responds. “Shendude my good friend, that sex doll you sent me has come to life and has been chasing me around my space ship. She’s got me now washing dishes. Ah shit she’s coming…bye!”
Charlie comes up with an idea. “We could all have sex and make grunting sounds. The sex-starved zombies will think we are one of them.”
Carney tries to digest this thought, as does Shendude.
Soon Charlie and Ms. Read are naked on top of each other banging pussies together. Ms. Read looks over at Carney to hurry.
Shendude hits the ground as his pants are pulled back. Carney bangs him in the butt and everyone is making deep grunting sounds.
The Jimmy Page lead sex-starved zombie unit arrives first. He busts out a few chords of the “Immigrant Song” as he leads his undead, and un-Fred zombie brigade elsewhere.
“It worked Ms. Read says as she gets up but Carney’s continues penetrating Shendude’s butt while watching a big screen TV featuring some news story about the Minnesota Vikings complaining that they caught some ass itching disease.
Carney pulls out as Ms. Read looks at Carney’s cock as it does various tricks. Ms. Read seems fascinated by it. ‘Mind if I?” Ms. Read asks.
Charlie has tears in her eyes as she watches her girlfriend suck another man’s cock. She finds herself torn between telling Ms. Read the truth of her love as girlfriends and that she dresses up as Ms. Read’s boyfriend as well. Why can’t Ms. Read just try and be a lesbian? Charlie leaves at that moment taking Shendude with her as Ms. Read sucks the most acrobatic cock she has ever tried.
Carney meanwhile knows not how his cock is doing what it’s doing but something in the back of his detective trained brain remembers something that may give him a clue – the 3 1/4rs full cup of coffee. That’s got to be it!
At the Opera house Charlie escorts Shendude to the back row as she goes to get ready.
Blind Shendude alone in the dark decides to try and find a bathroom. While walking he encounters some wet skin like substance on either side and hears some music. He rubs his eyes with the wet substance and somehow he can see. Trying to get his bearings, he notices that he’s in some dark entrance way. The walls feel like a large pussy. He enters inside an average sized room with a bed, a computer hooked up to the Literotica website. The computer is the fastest laptop bar none as is the Internet connection. A few hamburgers are around near the entrance that Shendude cleans up. A wide assortment of Jamaican beef patties and ginger beer are in the fridge. The music is that of Bob Marley. A whole library of sci-fi books is on the shelf and Shendude feels very comfortable as he looks up at a sign on the wet wall that reads…Lola’s place. He decides to spend sometime translating the books from Jamaican English and write some kick ass sci-fi stories.
Elsewhere upon the ruins of a destroyed building a lonely meteorite wakes up from his nap as he hears his kid brother burning past Venus taunting him with names. Pulling back his radioactivity he blasts off to join his family on the return trip away from this boring planet called Earth.
Suddenly the sex starved zombies turn into regular people and they look at each other and decide to have one wild orgy before returning to their boring lives. Jimmy Page looks around and sees his band mates and they play for a few hours before going out and getting stoned and having some good ole fashion sex with one another.
Ms. Read meanwhile has finished Carney and feels rather confused. “I am sorry I took advantage of you detective.”
Carney smiles. “Listen dame. I know I am just a fling.”
“Yeah. I really do love Charlie. He’s my boyfriend. I guess I just caught you on the lay-up”
“But why haven’t you been with your boyfriend today?” Carney asks.
“He said he was too busy. Needed to get ready for the show,” Ms. Read says.
“And what about your girlfriend Charlie? What is your feeling towards her?” Carney asks
“She’s a girl. I mean I love her. Her burning hot nipples and pussy tastes like so delic’. She can get me off with multiples in like no time. I love the way she smells. She just gets me so horny. I mean your cock is interesting in the way it moves, but like all cocks it’s really gross. The sperm tastes like throw-up. I feel like disgusted just being next to you much less having sex with you. If God would drop an A-bomb destroying all men in the world I would be great. All you men should just get up and die. But…”
“But…” Carney says.
“But I guess I got to marry a guy because it’s the right thing to do.’ Ms. Read says.
“Why don’t you be a lesbian?” Carney asks.
“What’s a lesbian?” Ms. Read asks.
Meanwhile the two Princesses have tracked down Mjl and Darkbee to the Opera that is about to begin. The sisters use a simple first level spell and their weapons have been rendered useless.
Mjl and Darkbee look at the Princesses with shock.
Princess Babygrrl sees them both hand to hand and speaks. “You are brothers.”
Smiling Princess Rydia gives her sister a kiss on the cheek.
Darkbee looks over at Mjl and asks “When you pee do you shake your leg three times and make a noise like Curly from the three stooges?”
“Of course…who doesn’t?” Mjl responds as he looks down at Darkbee's hand and sees an identical mood changing ring one only found in Count Chocula cereal boxes.
“Mjl asks, “What color are your farts?”
“Broccoli flavored going outward around 2 meters in each direction lasting around 12 seconds before dissipating in a north eastern direction.” Darkbee responds.
Mjl’s face breaks into a big smile “Mine too”.
The two brothers kiss and the princess’s share a big hug.
An usher tells them all to sit down as the Opera is about to begin.
The Phantom of the Cock Era
The curtains are lifted as twenty men stand in a row on stage. Only their dark outline can be seen. A slight drizzle gives the impression that they are all in a shower. As they all move in unison 90 degrees it can be seen that they each stroke their cock with perfect timing. The orchestra begins and singing fills the Opera house.
(To the melody of Ballad of a Thin Man by Bob Dylan)
Welcome to our Shower Room
Grab your penis with your hand
Go get yourself naked
And put some lotion if you can
Try to make it hard
And try and make it stand
Imagine what your lover will say
When he gets home
Because oral sex is happiness
Unless it turns out to be someone else
Someone like…Phantom Jones
You love getting head
And you ask, “Suck me some more?”
And when he gets around finishing you
You go to pay off that whore
And just then you discover
That you left your wallet next door
And the cum gets spit
Back on the floor
Because oral sex is happiness
Unless you fail to pay someone else
Someone like…Phantom Jones
The audience feels sticky drops fall down upon them as the curtain goes down. Carney and Ms. Read grab their seats in the front. There is a change in melody. Actors move out the parts as a voice over sings the lyrics.
(To the melody Simple Twist of Fate by Bob Dylan)
Paris Opera 18...81
Two girls competing for a part there is one,
One with a golden voice the other with a frog caught in her throat,
And the golden voice no deep throat, and the frog voice girl she got the part.
Was it the Phantom or a Simple twist of fate?
Paris Opera 18…82
Frog voice girl gets some rotten reviews,
New girl brought in to sing the part; word spreads that she’s a quick lay,
But she mentions that she’s gay, and a sand bag knocks her dead
Was it the Phantom or a simple twist of fate?
Paris Opera 18…83
Frog voice girl finds a man to marry,
She says that he’s a real asshole; but he’s got himself a big cock,
And his wedding gift was a clock, that blew up and blast him dead
Was it the Phantom or a simple twist of fate?
Paris Opera 18…84
Opera’s closed Frog girl’s full-time whore,
New team brought into revamp the show, but they think that there’s a ghost,
And they follow the smell of French toast, and they find maple syrup on an empty mask
Was it the Phantom or a simple twist of fate?
Paris Opera 18…85
The new opera is buzzing alive,
The new star can’t sing but is a real smash, she’s got a triple D sized breasts,
But she complains someone grabs her dress, but the pay is worth the feels
Was it the Phantom or a simple twist of fate?
Paris Opera 18…86
The new star disappears in some smoke magic tricks,
The search goes on and word gets spread, there’s a Phantom in our midst,
And you can hear “Suck on my tits”, getting whispered inside the walls
Is it the Phantom or a simple twist of fate?
The curtain comes down. After several moments a new scene has started. Charlie, dressed as a man with a cape, has a covering part of his face. Ms. Read watches his every move.
(To the Melody Tangled Up in Blue)
Early one morning 10 feet bellow
I was eating French toast in bed,
Looking at this babe with giant tits
Thinkin’ about her pussy instead.
I took her down many years ago
Big tits were my thing
Then after a while she was pestering me
About that wedding ring.
I just threw up and felt kind of scared
Marriage was not my thing
Killing people in the Opera
Seem to be just what I did and so I knew
I was tangled up and screwed.
I thought about bopping her over the head
And dumping her into the lake
I knew she couldn’t carry a tune
And I found out her boobs were fake
And then it hit me what I really did want
Was just to be in love
To have a woman that I always could love
Instead all that killing stuff
So I let her go up to the Opera
I knew she would turn me in
But she slipped upon a banana peel
She had a con-cuss-ion. But could she sue?
I was tangled up and screwed
I heard a voice in the Opera
After past so many years
It was such a beautiful voice I heard
I had to bring her down right here
My face is scarred so I wear a mask
And as I stood above the stage
The Opera owner offered her a job
Only he paid the minimum wage
So the golden voice said that wasn’t enough
And I became enraged
She ran out that very moment
As I slipped and feel on stage. I was black and blue
Tangled up and screwed.
The curtain goes down once again as the Charlie a.k.a the Phantom lies on the ground. Ms. Read’s eyes are on Charlie the whole time.
As the curtains rise again the Phantom has a bouquet of flowers in his hand.
(To the melody Just like a Woman by Bob Dylan)
Ms. Read, she’s my best friend
(Charlie starts taking his/her clothes off as she sings and walks slowly off stage)
Yes, I love her, from now ‘til the end
I propose to you right now
You make my heart go proud
There’s just one Charlie for you and she wears her dresses down
(Ms. Read walks towards her)
Your eyes, your smile, your lovely face
You taste just like a woman, yes, you do
You make love to me just like a woman, yes, you do
And you make me feel like a woman
And no Phantom (mask remove) is gonna break your heart.
Ms. Read and Charlie kiss. The curtain falls as applause ring out. The princesses shoot off fireworks as they rush to greet their sister.
“That was so Goth. Hi. I am your sister Rydia.” Rydia says in giggling fashion.
“And I’m your other sister Babygrrl. Oh give us a kiss you hot lesbian,” Babygrrl says.
As the girls embrace Carney makes his way to the exit. He notices a pretty girl and as he approaches her, his cock twists and he falls down. He gets up and looks at Lola smile from the back row. Her belly seems to have gotten much bigger. Getting up Carney sees the pretty girl vanished.
Ms. Read smiles “Charlie I had a dream once that I would be surrounded with girls in the Zen room. I wonder what that means?”
It’s late around 2 am as Detective Carney walks back to his flat. Tomorrow he’ll have to find a new secretary.
“Who knows perhaps another client will come in tomorrow. No doubt it’ll be some dame,” Carney says as a long sheet of toilet paper is stuck to his foot.
The End
© GratefulFred
Chapter 5
As Princesses Babygrrl and Rydia send thousands to their death attacking each other’s planet, two imperial battle ships land over Wembley stadium in England. Both Princesses have decided to settle their differences on a neutral field and have a no-holds bar duel to the death.
Somewhere near mid-field the Princesses face off. Before attacking they check their opponents out.
Princess Rydia speaks first.
“Nice shoes you got their Babygrrl. Where did you get them?”
“I kidnapped Sarah Jessica Parker and made her take me to the best shops” Princess Babygrrl says as she shoes her feet off.
“Well I got mine from Sarah Jessica also right after the filming of the “Sex in the City” movie” Princess Rydia responds.
This fact catches Princess Babygrrl by surprise. “I didn’t know they finished filming yet?”
Princess Rydia smiles. “We’ve had seven “Sex in the City” films. We brought up the whole cast and filmed it on condition that we do not let those Earthlings view it.”
Princess Rydia easily blocks a hex blast. She throws back a counter spell of her own and Princess Babygrrl deflects it with ease.
“I always pictured you differently Rydia” Babygrrl says with a sly grin.
“How so dear Princess?”
“You know a person with a long sheet of toilet paper stuck to their foot and have a finger up their nose?”
“You thought that of me?” Princess Rydia says as her hands have energy mass building.
“Oh no. It’s just that English chap walking in the bleachers” Babygrrl responds as she blows off the distraction.
Princess Babygrrl sends a crimson blast towards Rydia who blocks it effortlessly. Princess Rydia sends back a powerful energy bolt that is blocked with ease.
The two Princesses realize that this battle with magic is rather pointless.
“Let us duel as our ancestors have.”
“Yes,” responds Princess Babygrrl as she draws out her pocket rocket that extends into a vibrating sword.
Two cat like shrills fill the air as the two girls attack and counter attack each other. Neither girl is able to land a blow on one another. Suddenly, Princess Babygrrl sees an opening and swings an outstretched finger towards Princess Rydia’s pussy.
“Now I will finish you.” Princess Babygrrl says as her expression slowly changes from savage berserker to that of lust. Princess Rydia seems to also be lowering her deadly blade as she looks at her opponent and gently touches her hand asking for her to continue with the finger probe.
The two girls lock lips, as their weapons are gone. They ravage each other as lovers often do, but since they are highly sexual beings to describe in details is way beyond the comprehension of us mere mortals similar to hearing the voice of God.
After many hours they lie upon the stadium’s grounds and cuddle with one another as they continue to gently caress each other most tenderly.
Princess Rydia sees some familiar faces.
“Mom. Dad. I am sorry I love Princess Babygrrl. I know she’s our enemy but I can’t help myself”
Riff-Raff looks down at the girls as Magenta nudges him in the back.
“Alright woman. I’ll tell.” Riff Raff says.
Magenta hits him again and Riff-Raff stops twirling his thumb. “He does that when he’s horny.”
“Rydia…you and Babygrrl…” Riff-Raff says as he looks back. Magenta gives him that stare.
“Well you are both sisters.” Riff-Raff admits as he backs up.
Magenta steps forward. “You are both sisters. Babygrrl please forgive my sometimes brainless brother/husband.”
Babygrrl has a shocked look on her face. “I think I always knew it in my heart that Rydia was my sister.”
Rydia also has a shocked look on her face. “Wait we are not only sisters…but we are also twins.”
Babygrrl looks her sister in the eyes. “We are twin sisters. This is the happiest day of my life.”
The two girls lock lips once more as their happy parents look on.
Magenta gives Riff-Raff a nudge.
“I am so sorry Babygrrl that I left you outside a porn shop one day. It was a moment of weakness. Once I got out of the porn shop I spent minutes looking for you and you were gone. I forgot how small you were but now look at you (touching her breasts) and how you have filled out. ”
“You are forgiven Dad. Growing up as an orphan I pretty much had to suck and fuck my way up to the top anyways. But I do have one question.” Babygrrl asks, “What is our obsession with that Earth woman Ms. Read?”
“Yeah Dad. She’s just an Earthling,” Princess Rydia sits up as well.
Magenta steps forward this time. “I will let you in on this part. Along time ago back on Earth, way before our former master, Frank N’Furter got obsessed with Eddie and his Monster man, life was wonderful in the castle. On one particular evening I had sex with both your Dad and Frank N’Furter and having a rather large pussy, as you know you’ve tasted, I felt both men finish inside me at the exact same time. A daughter was born – Ms. Read, your 3/4rs sister and the master explained that he didn’t want anything to do with her so he sent her off to stay on Earth. We always thought about taking her back with us but too much time passed.”
Both sisters felt tears of joy, as they suddenly realized the situation.
“Oh no Mjl may cause her harm."
“Also Darkbee. We must stop them”
Riff-Raff dropped two Opera tickets as the happy sisters sped off hand in hand.
“Don’t worry girls. We’ll stop the war,” Riff-Raff said as he waved good-bye.
“Really?” Magenta asked
“ Naw…they didn’t like me anyways. No one likes me!” Riff-Raff screams.
Magenta hits her I-Zune as a familiar beat breaks out. Riff-Raff watches as she makes a jump to the left…
…and the rest you pretty much can figure out.
While inside the mall, Ms. Read, Carney, Charlie and blind Shendude are being pursued from sex-starved zombies.
“What are we going to do? We’re trapped” Ms. Read screams.
“If only I had a cell phone handy I’d know how to get out of this?” Shendude responds as a cell phone is placed in his hand. He feels the number key and dials General Xoxo.
General Xoxo responds. “Shendude my good friend, that sex doll you sent me has come to life and has been chasing me around my space ship. She’s got me now washing dishes. Ah shit she’s coming…bye!”
Charlie comes up with an idea. “We could all have sex and make grunting sounds. The sex-starved zombies will think we are one of them.”
Carney tries to digest this thought, as does Shendude.
Soon Charlie and Ms. Read are naked on top of each other banging pussies together. Ms. Read looks over at Carney to hurry.
Shendude hits the ground as his pants are pulled back. Carney bangs him in the butt and everyone is making deep grunting sounds.
The Jimmy Page lead sex-starved zombie unit arrives first. He busts out a few chords of the “Immigrant Song” as he leads his undead, and un-Fred zombie brigade elsewhere.
“It worked Ms. Read says as she gets up but Carney’s continues penetrating Shendude’s butt while watching a big screen TV featuring some news story about the Minnesota Vikings complaining that they caught some ass itching disease.
Carney pulls out as Ms. Read looks at Carney’s cock as it does various tricks. Ms. Read seems fascinated by it. ‘Mind if I?” Ms. Read asks.
Charlie has tears in her eyes as she watches her girlfriend suck another man’s cock. She finds herself torn between telling Ms. Read the truth of her love as girlfriends and that she dresses up as Ms. Read’s boyfriend as well. Why can’t Ms. Read just try and be a lesbian? Charlie leaves at that moment taking Shendude with her as Ms. Read sucks the most acrobatic cock she has ever tried.
Carney meanwhile knows not how his cock is doing what it’s doing but something in the back of his detective trained brain remembers something that may give him a clue – the 3 1/4rs full cup of coffee. That’s got to be it!
At the Opera house Charlie escorts Shendude to the back row as she goes to get ready.
Blind Shendude alone in the dark decides to try and find a bathroom. While walking he encounters some wet skin like substance on either side and hears some music. He rubs his eyes with the wet substance and somehow he can see. Trying to get his bearings, he notices that he’s in some dark entrance way. The walls feel like a large pussy. He enters inside an average sized room with a bed, a computer hooked up to the Literotica website. The computer is the fastest laptop bar none as is the Internet connection. A few hamburgers are around near the entrance that Shendude cleans up. A wide assortment of Jamaican beef patties and ginger beer are in the fridge. The music is that of Bob Marley. A whole library of sci-fi books is on the shelf and Shendude feels very comfortable as he looks up at a sign on the wet wall that reads…Lola’s place. He decides to spend sometime translating the books from Jamaican English and write some kick ass sci-fi stories.
Elsewhere upon the ruins of a destroyed building a lonely meteorite wakes up from his nap as he hears his kid brother burning past Venus taunting him with names. Pulling back his radioactivity he blasts off to join his family on the return trip away from this boring planet called Earth.
Suddenly the sex starved zombies turn into regular people and they look at each other and decide to have one wild orgy before returning to their boring lives. Jimmy Page looks around and sees his band mates and they play for a few hours before going out and getting stoned and having some good ole fashion sex with one another.
Ms. Read meanwhile has finished Carney and feels rather confused. “I am sorry I took advantage of you detective.”
Carney smiles. “Listen dame. I know I am just a fling.”
“Yeah. I really do love Charlie. He’s my boyfriend. I guess I just caught you on the lay-up”
“But why haven’t you been with your boyfriend today?” Carney asks.
“He said he was too busy. Needed to get ready for the show,” Ms. Read says.
“And what about your girlfriend Charlie? What is your feeling towards her?” Carney asks
“She’s a girl. I mean I love her. Her burning hot nipples and pussy tastes like so delic’. She can get me off with multiples in like no time. I love the way she smells. She just gets me so horny. I mean your cock is interesting in the way it moves, but like all cocks it’s really gross. The sperm tastes like throw-up. I feel like disgusted just being next to you much less having sex with you. If God would drop an A-bomb destroying all men in the world I would be great. All you men should just get up and die. But…”
“But…” Carney says.
“But I guess I got to marry a guy because it’s the right thing to do.’ Ms. Read says.
“Why don’t you be a lesbian?” Carney asks.
“What’s a lesbian?” Ms. Read asks.
Meanwhile the two Princesses have tracked down Mjl and Darkbee to the Opera that is about to begin. The sisters use a simple first level spell and their weapons have been rendered useless.
Mjl and Darkbee look at the Princesses with shock.
Princess Babygrrl sees them both hand to hand and speaks. “You are brothers.”
Smiling Princess Rydia gives her sister a kiss on the cheek.
Darkbee looks over at Mjl and asks “When you pee do you shake your leg three times and make a noise like Curly from the three stooges?”
“Of course…who doesn’t?” Mjl responds as he looks down at Darkbee's hand and sees an identical mood changing ring one only found in Count Chocula cereal boxes.
“Mjl asks, “What color are your farts?”
“Broccoli flavored going outward around 2 meters in each direction lasting around 12 seconds before dissipating in a north eastern direction.” Darkbee responds.
Mjl’s face breaks into a big smile “Mine too”.
The two brothers kiss and the princess’s share a big hug.
An usher tells them all to sit down as the Opera is about to begin.
The Phantom of the Cock Era
The curtains are lifted as twenty men stand in a row on stage. Only their dark outline can be seen. A slight drizzle gives the impression that they are all in a shower. As they all move in unison 90 degrees it can be seen that they each stroke their cock with perfect timing. The orchestra begins and singing fills the Opera house.
(To the melody of Ballad of a Thin Man by Bob Dylan)
Welcome to our Shower Room
Grab your penis with your hand
Go get yourself naked
And put some lotion if you can
Try to make it hard
And try and make it stand
Imagine what your lover will say
When he gets home
Because oral sex is happiness
Unless it turns out to be someone else
Someone like…Phantom Jones
You love getting head
And you ask, “Suck me some more?”
And when he gets around finishing you
You go to pay off that whore
And just then you discover
That you left your wallet next door
And the cum gets spit
Back on the floor
Because oral sex is happiness
Unless you fail to pay someone else
Someone like…Phantom Jones
The audience feels sticky drops fall down upon them as the curtain goes down. Carney and Ms. Read grab their seats in the front. There is a change in melody. Actors move out the parts as a voice over sings the lyrics.
(To the melody Simple Twist of Fate by Bob Dylan)
Paris Opera 18...81
Two girls competing for a part there is one,
One with a golden voice the other with a frog caught in her throat,
And the golden voice no deep throat, and the frog voice girl she got the part.
Was it the Phantom or a Simple twist of fate?
Paris Opera 18…82
Frog voice girl gets some rotten reviews,
New girl brought in to sing the part; word spreads that she’s a quick lay,
But she mentions that she’s gay, and a sand bag knocks her dead
Was it the Phantom or a simple twist of fate?
Paris Opera 18…83
Frog voice girl finds a man to marry,
She says that he’s a real asshole; but he’s got himself a big cock,
And his wedding gift was a clock, that blew up and blast him dead
Was it the Phantom or a simple twist of fate?
Paris Opera 18…84
Opera’s closed Frog girl’s full-time whore,
New team brought into revamp the show, but they think that there’s a ghost,
And they follow the smell of French toast, and they find maple syrup on an empty mask
Was it the Phantom or a simple twist of fate?
Paris Opera 18…85
The new opera is buzzing alive,
The new star can’t sing but is a real smash, she’s got a triple D sized breasts,
But she complains someone grabs her dress, but the pay is worth the feels
Was it the Phantom or a simple twist of fate?
Paris Opera 18…86
The new star disappears in some smoke magic tricks,
The search goes on and word gets spread, there’s a Phantom in our midst,
And you can hear “Suck on my tits”, getting whispered inside the walls
Is it the Phantom or a simple twist of fate?
The curtain comes down. After several moments a new scene has started. Charlie, dressed as a man with a cape, has a covering part of his face. Ms. Read watches his every move.
(To the Melody Tangled Up in Blue)
Early one morning 10 feet bellow
I was eating French toast in bed,
Looking at this babe with giant tits
Thinkin’ about her pussy instead.
I took her down many years ago
Big tits were my thing
Then after a while she was pestering me
About that wedding ring.
I just threw up and felt kind of scared
Marriage was not my thing
Killing people in the Opera
Seem to be just what I did and so I knew
I was tangled up and screwed.
I thought about bopping her over the head
And dumping her into the lake
I knew she couldn’t carry a tune
And I found out her boobs were fake
And then it hit me what I really did want
Was just to be in love
To have a woman that I always could love
Instead all that killing stuff
So I let her go up to the Opera
I knew she would turn me in
But she slipped upon a banana peel
She had a con-cuss-ion. But could she sue?
I was tangled up and screwed
I heard a voice in the Opera
After past so many years
It was such a beautiful voice I heard
I had to bring her down right here
My face is scarred so I wear a mask
And as I stood above the stage
The Opera owner offered her a job
Only he paid the minimum wage
So the golden voice said that wasn’t enough
And I became enraged
She ran out that very moment
As I slipped and feel on stage. I was black and blue
Tangled up and screwed.
The curtain goes down once again as the Charlie a.k.a the Phantom lies on the ground. Ms. Read’s eyes are on Charlie the whole time.
As the curtains rise again the Phantom has a bouquet of flowers in his hand.
(To the melody Just like a Woman by Bob Dylan)
Ms. Read, she’s my best friend
(Charlie starts taking his/her clothes off as she sings and walks slowly off stage)
Yes, I love her, from now ‘til the end
I propose to you right now
You make my heart go proud
There’s just one Charlie for you and she wears her dresses down
(Ms. Read walks towards her)
Your eyes, your smile, your lovely face
You taste just like a woman, yes, you do
You make love to me just like a woman, yes, you do
And you make me feel like a woman
And no Phantom (mask remove) is gonna break your heart.
Ms. Read and Charlie kiss. The curtain falls as applause ring out. The princesses shoot off fireworks as they rush to greet their sister.
“That was so Goth. Hi. I am your sister Rydia.” Rydia says in giggling fashion.
“And I’m your other sister Babygrrl. Oh give us a kiss you hot lesbian,” Babygrrl says.
As the girls embrace Carney makes his way to the exit. He notices a pretty girl and as he approaches her, his cock twists and he falls down. He gets up and looks at Lola smile from the back row. Her belly seems to have gotten much bigger. Getting up Carney sees the pretty girl vanished.
Ms. Read smiles “Charlie I had a dream once that I would be surrounded with girls in the Zen room. I wonder what that means?”
It’s late around 2 am as Detective Carney walks back to his flat. Tomorrow he’ll have to find a new secretary.
“Who knows perhaps another client will come in tomorrow. No doubt it’ll be some dame,” Carney says as a long sheet of toilet paper is stuck to his foot.
The End
GratefulFred
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You also read?
Anyways if any of you are unable to midi any of the songs parodies go to bobdylan.com and you can catch the first part of all the melodies and sing over the top. While you're at it, buy something from Bob as he could use the cash.
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Thanks so much Ms.Read. It was a work of love writing the whole thing. Hope you enjoyed my mini Opera part as well.
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The water's too cold but the beach is home. Hope the holiday didn't set you back financially with those damn rip off out of state hookers charging too much. Stupid supply-side economics.
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Damn, Freddy.
You are good.
Damn, Freddy.
You are good.
GratefulFred
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Your Opera babygrrl...
Glad you enjoyed
Glad you enjoyed
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I'll do a better job in 2008. Last year was a warm up session.
