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Hey, I like the girls with gimmicks brothel.... they sound like super heroes! Well, erotic heroes...
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Hey, I like the girls with gimmicks brothel.... they sound like super heroes! Well, erotic heroes...
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EjAcKuLaToR
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Name: Pussylicker
Idea: Dude gets a tattoo of a vagina on his shoulder and goes to sleep that night. In his dreams the vagina becomes part of him and he is able to rub his clit to orgasm.
Idea: Dude gets a tattoo of a vagina on his shoulder and goes to sleep that night. In his dreams the vagina becomes part of him and he is able to rub his clit to orgasm.
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Now that's clever.
In a similar vein, I'm thinking of getting a life-size tattoo of a self portrait of myself, all over my entire body. That would be cool.
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Here's Chapter 1. If you didn't show up in the story yet just realize that it's still morning time of the first day. It's a detective story just remember. And I'll try to include some more sex scenes as per your requests.
The Case of the Missing Boyfriend
© GratefulFred
Chapter 1
Detective Carney put down his 3 1/4rs cup of coffee as his secretary brought him the normal pile of junk mail consisting of overdue bills, a package of defective but heavily discounted penis enlargement pills, and a vacuum sex instructional video from candidate Ron Paul.
It was hard not to notice the fine curvature figures of his European secretary who spoke little English but was willing to work under the table due to the fact that she hadn’t the proper US Work Visa and loved sucking cock from that cramped position.
A knock came from the outer door as a bombshell of a babe entered looking for assistance. Carney figured she was in the 30 to 38 B-DDD range as she was escorted into his office.
“My name is Ms. Read and I am in need of someone to follow my boyfriend” spoke the dame with the red lips.
“Follow? ’fraid sloppy seconds is my middle name, Miss?” Detective Carney responded as his eyes moved from one breast to the other.
Ms. Read moved closer. “Detective, I am only interested in you finding Charlie not fucking me. Though he’s my boyfriend I haven’t even fucked him. And please can you look in my eyes when I am talking to you and not my gorgeous breasts? Oops…nipple slip”
Ms. Read realizing the situation hastily lowered the part of her dress allowing her second nipple to get some air and make sure everything was symmetrical. She then got up.
Carney heard some seductive words coming from some vocal devise over her pointy nipples. “Listen detective, my boyfriend will be performing at the Opera tonight. Please find out what you can.”
Ms. Read dropped 2 Opera tickets on the table and left. On the way out she accidentally bumped into Carney’s secretary grabbing a quick touch of her breast and left in a rush.
Carney was on a case at last. Reaching down he pulled out a bottle of booze thus leaving him with less than a case. He glanced at the Opera tickets and read the name of the famous American pirated of a Chinese original “Phantom of the Cock Era” playing at the Stonewall Station Club at midnight.
Being on a deadline, Carney glanced at his watch and brought up a software program on his computer screen that would calculate the number of times he would be able to masturbate and still make it to the show on time. Carney logged in, waited impatiently as the program crunched the numbers, inputting type of lotion, historical data, hand speed, hand strength, and many other factors into consideration, and finally came up with the precise answer – 0.
“Damn it” Carney asserted as his secretary came in telling Carney in some foreign language some gibberish that meant a phone call. Carney reached down to see if it was his probation officer.
“Yo Carney my man. Where you just fooling with your Online Masturbation Calculator?” Shendude asked.
“No way my telepathic buddy. Hey…I almost forgot, aren’t we going to have lunch at the Burger Brothel today?” Carney replied.
“Absolutely. Listen there’s this girl I met online who actually works there. Dig it. Her name is Lola.” Shendude relays.
Carney fades into a quick dream sequence as he envisions Lola this 90 lb geek girl and he standing wearing his collectable 2007 Miami Dolphins linebacker outfit. Pulling down his pants the geek girl is staring at Carney’s monster cock. Lola opens her mouth wide as Carney visualizes his gigantic cock squeezing in Lola’s stretched mouth all the way coming out with room to spare through Lola’s left nostril. Carney imagines blasting off two seconds later as cum shoots out all over his chest. Carney smiles as he looks down at his monster cock now out of Lola’s mouth all covered in yummy buggers. Lola’s milky green covered smile as one for the ages. Following back into reality, Carney realizes that Shendude hung up the phone.
Carney glances at his watch and realizes he has some 15 minutes to spare before going out on his lunch date. Suddenly the phone rang and from the caller ID Carney saw the initials “MJL”. Thinking that it may be some new Male Justice League comic subscription Carney decides to see about the new comic offer.
“Detective Carney?”
“Yes.”
“I understand you just had a visit from Ms.Read. Am I correct?
“Well your caller ID says MJL but if you want to be called “Corry Ect” that’s ok with me.”
“Huh? Listen Detective and listen good…”
“My ears are fine Corry. Did you have some music you wanted to play me?”
“No. I’m not going to play you any music…”
“So why did you call Corry?”
“My name’s not Corry.”
“But you just said you were.”
“My name is not important. What is…”
“Ok Knot M Portant…what did you want to speak to me about?”
“Huh? What do you really know about Ms.Read?”
“Do you mean like reading the sleep inducing Wall Street Journal instead of something of major importance like Penthouse Forum.”
“No I mean the lady Ms.Read who just came in your office.”
“She just had some nipple slips. I’m not sure weather she had an orgasm. You can never tell with dames.”
“Listen detective. I am warning you to drop the case.”
“But if I drop the case that’ll be messy.” (Carney looks between his legs)
“Well I guess I can’t take any chances…” (Click)
“You could still take a community chest.”
“Detective will you look outside your office window at the building across from you.”
“Oh my god. That sick bastard.”
“No. The window not the mirror.”
“Oh you mean “The Window”?
“Do you see me with my rifle aimed at your head?”
“No. I see some Peeping Tom jerking off.”
“Damn it detective. Stop looking at that other mirror and just look outside.”
“Oh you mean outside. Why didn’t you say so?”
As Carney walks towards the window the telephone chord goes taunt. Carney loses his footing as a result and in so doing yanks the telephone chord and telephone off the desk. The telephone manages to hit and loosen one of the mirrors and Carney reaches to grab it as it falls. Getting up Carney wobbles to the open window with the mirror facing out. Carney hears a gunshot go off and a brush of air by his ear as he hears a scream from outside, “You blinded me you bastard”. Carney watches as a man with a rifle falls down smashing a hole in a bus of the Minnesota Vikings football team, whom just got humiliated by the Satan lead…I mean Bill Bilichick lead New England Patriots. Carney plugs back the phone.
No sooner does the phone get plugged in than the letters MJL show up on the caller ID. Picking up Carney hears a different voice.
“Hi this is Brutus the middle linebacker. I got your friend’s cell phone here and since you were the last one he called I figure we better let you know of our butt fucking intentions if you know what I am saying.
“Saying? That’s Knot Important.”
“Huh? Your friend here I am sure doesn’t think he’s not important. So let me ask you one more time. Is it ok if we sodomizing your pleading friend here on our long bitter journey back?”
“That would be Corry Ect.”
“Thank you so much. BOYS! HUDDLE UP!”
Carney hears some screaming as the phone clicked off. Looking at his watch he saw that he wasted too much time on that strange conversation. Shendude was no doubt on his way to the Burger Brothel. And with that Carney ventured outside somewhat disappointed that he wasn’t getting a free comic subscription.
End Chapter 1
The Case of the Missing Boyfriend
© GratefulFred
Chapter 1
Detective Carney put down his 3 1/4rs cup of coffee as his secretary brought him the normal pile of junk mail consisting of overdue bills, a package of defective but heavily discounted penis enlargement pills, and a vacuum sex instructional video from candidate Ron Paul.
It was hard not to notice the fine curvature figures of his European secretary who spoke little English but was willing to work under the table due to the fact that she hadn’t the proper US Work Visa and loved sucking cock from that cramped position.
A knock came from the outer door as a bombshell of a babe entered looking for assistance. Carney figured she was in the 30 to 38 B-DDD range as she was escorted into his office.
“My name is Ms. Read and I am in need of someone to follow my boyfriend” spoke the dame with the red lips.
“Follow? ’fraid sloppy seconds is my middle name, Miss?” Detective Carney responded as his eyes moved from one breast to the other.
Ms. Read moved closer. “Detective, I am only interested in you finding Charlie not fucking me. Though he’s my boyfriend I haven’t even fucked him. And please can you look in my eyes when I am talking to you and not my gorgeous breasts? Oops…nipple slip”
Ms. Read realizing the situation hastily lowered the part of her dress allowing her second nipple to get some air and make sure everything was symmetrical. She then got up.
Carney heard some seductive words coming from some vocal devise over her pointy nipples. “Listen detective, my boyfriend will be performing at the Opera tonight. Please find out what you can.”
Ms. Read dropped 2 Opera tickets on the table and left. On the way out she accidentally bumped into Carney’s secretary grabbing a quick touch of her breast and left in a rush.
Carney was on a case at last. Reaching down he pulled out a bottle of booze thus leaving him with less than a case. He glanced at the Opera tickets and read the name of the famous American pirated of a Chinese original “Phantom of the Cock Era” playing at the Stonewall Station Club at midnight.
Being on a deadline, Carney glanced at his watch and brought up a software program on his computer screen that would calculate the number of times he would be able to masturbate and still make it to the show on time. Carney logged in, waited impatiently as the program crunched the numbers, inputting type of lotion, historical data, hand speed, hand strength, and many other factors into consideration, and finally came up with the precise answer – 0.
“Damn it” Carney asserted as his secretary came in telling Carney in some foreign language some gibberish that meant a phone call. Carney reached down to see if it was his probation officer.
“Yo Carney my man. Where you just fooling with your Online Masturbation Calculator?” Shendude asked.
“No way my telepathic buddy. Hey…I almost forgot, aren’t we going to have lunch at the Burger Brothel today?” Carney replied.
“Absolutely. Listen there’s this girl I met online who actually works there. Dig it. Her name is Lola.” Shendude relays.
Carney fades into a quick dream sequence as he envisions Lola this 90 lb geek girl and he standing wearing his collectable 2007 Miami Dolphins linebacker outfit. Pulling down his pants the geek girl is staring at Carney’s monster cock. Lola opens her mouth wide as Carney visualizes his gigantic cock squeezing in Lola’s stretched mouth all the way coming out with room to spare through Lola’s left nostril. Carney imagines blasting off two seconds later as cum shoots out all over his chest. Carney smiles as he looks down at his monster cock now out of Lola’s mouth all covered in yummy buggers. Lola’s milky green covered smile as one for the ages. Following back into reality, Carney realizes that Shendude hung up the phone.
Carney glances at his watch and realizes he has some 15 minutes to spare before going out on his lunch date. Suddenly the phone rang and from the caller ID Carney saw the initials “MJL”. Thinking that it may be some new Male Justice League comic subscription Carney decides to see about the new comic offer.
“Detective Carney?”
“Yes.”
“I understand you just had a visit from Ms.Read. Am I correct?
“Well your caller ID says MJL but if you want to be called “Corry Ect” that’s ok with me.”
“Huh? Listen Detective and listen good…”
“My ears are fine Corry. Did you have some music you wanted to play me?”
“No. I’m not going to play you any music…”
“So why did you call Corry?”
“My name’s not Corry.”
“But you just said you were.”
“My name is not important. What is…”
“Ok Knot M Portant…what did you want to speak to me about?”
“Huh? What do you really know about Ms.Read?”
“Do you mean like reading the sleep inducing Wall Street Journal instead of something of major importance like Penthouse Forum.”
“No I mean the lady Ms.Read who just came in your office.”
“She just had some nipple slips. I’m not sure weather she had an orgasm. You can never tell with dames.”
“Listen detective. I am warning you to drop the case.”
“But if I drop the case that’ll be messy.” (Carney looks between his legs)
“Well I guess I can’t take any chances…” (Click)
“You could still take a community chest.”
“Detective will you look outside your office window at the building across from you.”
“Oh my god. That sick bastard.”
“No. The window not the mirror.”
“Oh you mean “The Window”?
“Do you see me with my rifle aimed at your head?”
“No. I see some Peeping Tom jerking off.”
“Damn it detective. Stop looking at that other mirror and just look outside.”
“Oh you mean outside. Why didn’t you say so?”
As Carney walks towards the window the telephone chord goes taunt. Carney loses his footing as a result and in so doing yanks the telephone chord and telephone off the desk. The telephone manages to hit and loosen one of the mirrors and Carney reaches to grab it as it falls. Getting up Carney wobbles to the open window with the mirror facing out. Carney hears a gunshot go off and a brush of air by his ear as he hears a scream from outside, “You blinded me you bastard”. Carney watches as a man with a rifle falls down smashing a hole in a bus of the Minnesota Vikings football team, whom just got humiliated by the Satan lead…I mean Bill Bilichick lead New England Patriots. Carney plugs back the phone.
No sooner does the phone get plugged in than the letters MJL show up on the caller ID. Picking up Carney hears a different voice.
“Hi this is Brutus the middle linebacker. I got your friend’s cell phone here and since you were the last one he called I figure we better let you know of our butt fucking intentions if you know what I am saying.
“Saying? That’s Knot Important.”
“Huh? Your friend here I am sure doesn’t think he’s not important. So let me ask you one more time. Is it ok if we sodomizing your pleading friend here on our long bitter journey back?”
“That would be Corry Ect.”
“Thank you so much. BOYS! HUDDLE UP!”
Carney hears some screaming as the phone clicked off. Looking at his watch he saw that he wasted too much time on that strange conversation. Shendude was no doubt on his way to the Burger Brothel. And with that Carney ventured outside somewhat disappointed that he wasn’t getting a free comic subscription.
End Chapter 1
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Thank you Darkbee. It's comments like yours that keep me going not the votes.
This is my 7th Detective story by the way.
I suggest all of you including myself get familiar with "The Phantom of the Opera" story/musical though we still have a ways to go. That may be the longest thread of the story.
I got a special part picked out for you by the way.
Too bad emap and Snooper didn't show up. Waaaaaa!
If any of you newbees want to be added in just swear you will stick around "Story Ideas" or just plain swear.
This is my 7th Detective story by the way.
I suggest all of you including myself get familiar with "The Phantom of the Opera" story/musical though we still have a ways to go. That may be the longest thread of the story.
I got a special part picked out for you by the way.
Too bad emap and Snooper didn't show up. Waaaaaa!
If any of you newbees want to be added in just swear you will stick around "Story Ideas" or just plain swear.
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The newbees know who they are and I am sorry if I offended any of you regulars by only asking them to swear.
I just wrote Chapter 2 which will show up whenever it does.
The plot thickens!
I just wrote Chapter 2 which will show up whenever it does.
The plot thickens!
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Just don't forget, you owe me 3-1/4 cents.
And if I get fucked by a linebacker.... this what I'm gonna do to you. :caning:
still refusing to sign. plausible deniability.
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I give you my word mjl that you will not be fucked by "A" Linebacker.
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The Case of the Missing Boyfriend
(c) GratefulFred
Chapter 2
Slipping back in time about an hour and a few blocks away, Shendude’s busy preparing for a new day at work. His “Sex Doll Consignment Shop” is the rave amongst most of the galaxy but seems to have a hard time gathering much respect on Earth. Nonetheless Shendude, the true visionary businessman that he is, has high hopes for several of his other ventures such as his Online Masturbation Calculator website even if the only paying customer thus far is his good friend Carney.
Pussylicker waits outside for the doors to open. He has a big bag over some object with legs hanging out. Two policemen stroll up behind Pussylicker looking suspiciously at the package. Pussylicker grows a bit paranoid as the cops pull out their flashlights. Pussylicker throws the sex doll to the ground and runs off. As he runs around the corner the two cops share a good laugh with Shendude who has brought them so coffee.
“Newbee?” one of the cops offers.
Shendude slips the cops a $20 bill each. “Yeah. Already billed his credit card for the deposit.”
“So how was Sharon? Wasn’t she great?” sergeant Steve asks.
Shendude breaks out in a big smile and guides the officers into his modest looking store. Behind the curtain Shendude proudly shows off his production operation. In the very back he shows off one particular sex doll.
“Well here’s Sharon.” Shendude says with a smile.
“Wow. She really looks life like” sergeant Gary comments as he feels up the sex doll.
“And here’s the rest of her” Shendude responds as some thick red chunky liquid bobbles in a thick glass tube over a furnace. Just bellow is semi-automatic bottle filler. Several ketchup bottles are along side on a conveyor belt.
Sergeant Steve just remembers something. “My wife just loves your ketchup and has noticed it seems a bit spicy lately. New recipe?”
Shendude points to several dolls with the names Maria, Teresa and Yolanda over them.
“Think about it a second my good friends. We can have all the sex we want with no worries of catching a disease, having to deal with a woman complaining all the time about her figure, or the worst - asking to go shoe shopping.” Shendude says as all three men shutter and grab at their hearts at that last dreadful thought.
Shendude continues. “Ever since we overcame the robotic challenge of the pulsating pussy and wrap around tongue movements the days of women’s rein over this planet will soon be ending. Ha! Ha! Ha!”
The police officers grab two large folded up dolls and wish Shendude goodbye. They head back to their other job of directing traffic.
Shendude now alone notices that Carney is on his website and he quickly changes a number from 1200 to 0. He waits some 30 seconds to call his buddy. After he announces his lunch plans he notices that Carney seems to be panting. Shendude, way too busy, hangs up on his good friend.
A moment later a sophisticated radio wave devise goes off indicating an Alien is looking for some action. Putting on the universal translator here is the English version of what was spoken.
“Shendude!” screams Xoxo over the PA system.
“How can I help you General Xoxo?” Shendude responds feeling somewhat frightened at that current moment.
“Concerning that last sex doll you sent me. You gave your word that she’d have no problem taking on my large penis. YOU LIED!!!” General Xoxo says as the store begins to shake.
Shendude grabbing a wireless headphone heads down to the basement as he speaks locking a steel door behind him. “General, I have told you more than once a 1 millimeter sized cock is more then adequate”.
Shendude has to lower the volume as he hears general Xoxo laugh. “Ha! Ha! You humor me Shendude. The day I count my penis size in millimeters and not nanometers is the day I start making some porno movies. Ok Shendude I won’t fire my destructive ray vaporizing your planet today. Maybe tomorrow I will.”
“Well I’m sure Princess Babygrrl wouldn’t want Earth blown to smithereens anyways” Shendude responds as he sends a quick email to Lola at the Burger Brothel.
General Xoxo has a realization. “Holy Upside Down Fuck (closest translation)! I almost forgot Princess Babygrrl’s orders. Apparently she’s got the hots for this human lady named Ms. Read. We have already dispatched the most feared assassin in the galaxy – mjl to make sure he kills her boyfriend or anyone who stands in our way. If Ms. Read mates with this Charlie guy I can definitely promise you that Earth will be destroyed, unless of course Led Zeppelin really starts a reunion tour, in which case we’ll wait a bit. (Pffft) Ah shit I just farted. See you later human.”
Shendude comes up from the basement, hangs a “Gone to Lunch” sign and leaves to the Burger Brothel to meet up with Carney for lunch and other things. While outside he sees a giant mushroom cloud in the sky and it smells really nasty.
End Chapter 2
(Rydia will make a stunning appearance next chapter as we head for the Brothel - The Burger Brothel!)
(c) GratefulFred
Chapter 2
Slipping back in time about an hour and a few blocks away, Shendude’s busy preparing for a new day at work. His “Sex Doll Consignment Shop” is the rave amongst most of the galaxy but seems to have a hard time gathering much respect on Earth. Nonetheless Shendude, the true visionary businessman that he is, has high hopes for several of his other ventures such as his Online Masturbation Calculator website even if the only paying customer thus far is his good friend Carney.
Pussylicker waits outside for the doors to open. He has a big bag over some object with legs hanging out. Two policemen stroll up behind Pussylicker looking suspiciously at the package. Pussylicker grows a bit paranoid as the cops pull out their flashlights. Pussylicker throws the sex doll to the ground and runs off. As he runs around the corner the two cops share a good laugh with Shendude who has brought them so coffee.
“Newbee?” one of the cops offers.
Shendude slips the cops a $20 bill each. “Yeah. Already billed his credit card for the deposit.”
“So how was Sharon? Wasn’t she great?” sergeant Steve asks.
Shendude breaks out in a big smile and guides the officers into his modest looking store. Behind the curtain Shendude proudly shows off his production operation. In the very back he shows off one particular sex doll.
“Well here’s Sharon.” Shendude says with a smile.
“Wow. She really looks life like” sergeant Gary comments as he feels up the sex doll.
“And here’s the rest of her” Shendude responds as some thick red chunky liquid bobbles in a thick glass tube over a furnace. Just bellow is semi-automatic bottle filler. Several ketchup bottles are along side on a conveyor belt.
Sergeant Steve just remembers something. “My wife just loves your ketchup and has noticed it seems a bit spicy lately. New recipe?”
Shendude points to several dolls with the names Maria, Teresa and Yolanda over them.
“Think about it a second my good friends. We can have all the sex we want with no worries of catching a disease, having to deal with a woman complaining all the time about her figure, or the worst - asking to go shoe shopping.” Shendude says as all three men shutter and grab at their hearts at that last dreadful thought.
Shendude continues. “Ever since we overcame the robotic challenge of the pulsating pussy and wrap around tongue movements the days of women’s rein over this planet will soon be ending. Ha! Ha! Ha!”
The police officers grab two large folded up dolls and wish Shendude goodbye. They head back to their other job of directing traffic.
Shendude now alone notices that Carney is on his website and he quickly changes a number from 1200 to 0. He waits some 30 seconds to call his buddy. After he announces his lunch plans he notices that Carney seems to be panting. Shendude, way too busy, hangs up on his good friend.
A moment later a sophisticated radio wave devise goes off indicating an Alien is looking for some action. Putting on the universal translator here is the English version of what was spoken.
“Shendude!” screams Xoxo over the PA system.
“How can I help you General Xoxo?” Shendude responds feeling somewhat frightened at that current moment.
“Concerning that last sex doll you sent me. You gave your word that she’d have no problem taking on my large penis. YOU LIED!!!” General Xoxo says as the store begins to shake.
Shendude grabbing a wireless headphone heads down to the basement as he speaks locking a steel door behind him. “General, I have told you more than once a 1 millimeter sized cock is more then adequate”.
Shendude has to lower the volume as he hears general Xoxo laugh. “Ha! Ha! You humor me Shendude. The day I count my penis size in millimeters and not nanometers is the day I start making some porno movies. Ok Shendude I won’t fire my destructive ray vaporizing your planet today. Maybe tomorrow I will.”
“Well I’m sure Princess Babygrrl wouldn’t want Earth blown to smithereens anyways” Shendude responds as he sends a quick email to Lola at the Burger Brothel.
General Xoxo has a realization. “Holy Upside Down Fuck (closest translation)! I almost forgot Princess Babygrrl’s orders. Apparently she’s got the hots for this human lady named Ms. Read. We have already dispatched the most feared assassin in the galaxy – mjl to make sure he kills her boyfriend or anyone who stands in our way. If Ms. Read mates with this Charlie guy I can definitely promise you that Earth will be destroyed, unless of course Led Zeppelin really starts a reunion tour, in which case we’ll wait a bit. (Pffft) Ah shit I just farted. See you later human.”
Shendude comes up from the basement, hangs a “Gone to Lunch” sign and leaves to the Burger Brothel to meet up with Carney for lunch and other things. While outside he sees a giant mushroom cloud in the sky and it smells really nasty.
End Chapter 2
(Rydia will make a stunning appearance next chapter as we head for the Brothel - The Burger Brothel!)
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Not reading these, I got other stuff to be doing I'll check later.
Though just because I know who wrote these, 1 out of 5 vote.
TROLL ALERT Responding to my fan mail concerning "The case of the Missing Boyfriend" I'd like to answer several questions asked by my quixotical readership base.
Q: Do you plan to have any scenes with girls farting on each other in the 69 position. That really turns me on. signed Emma Mapsy - Anywhere, USA.
A: Nice suggestion.
Q: Cum mixed in pickle juice is a must for your story Freddy. I can't get enough of it. Please try your best to add it in. Ok? signed Ima E. Maps - Left Field, Antartica.
A: Sounds interesting if you are into that type of thing.
Q: Do you also write romance stories? I think you would be great at writing them. signed spamE - Tunnel of Love, Italy
A: And I thought I was stoned out of my gorge.
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The Case of the Missing Boyfriend
(c) GratefulFred
Chapter 3
Shortly after Detective Carney rushes out to meet Shendude for his lunch date at the Burger Brothel, Carney’s secretary pulls out a glowing cell phone devise. After pressing several symbols an eerie conversation takes place.
(Translated to Earth English)
“This is Agent Darkbee reporting in.”
After several seconds… “Who dares disturb the Almighty Zo in the middle of a sex act?”
“This is Darkbee sir and if I wasn’t on this damn boring planet I too would be having some sex right now.”
“Darkbee? We have so many agents stationed on Earth. Are you that escaped lunatic we believe is living on the beach in Tel Aviv?”
‘No sir...I am from Amsterdam sent over to the US, stuck here sucking an insignificant Earth cock.”
Zo pauses for a second. “How insignificant are we speaking?”
“Let’s just say they measure in inches,” responds Darkbee as he lowers some catch between his legs and a large 7-foot cock lands on the floor with a thump causing the building to shake.
“Gillygoogle! (Closest translation). “Our race communicates with sex and having sex with even a foot long Alien is an abomination. No wonder our Evil Sorceress Princess Rydia, heir to the planet Transsexual and daughter of Riff-Raff and Magenta, wants to exterminate those Earthmen.”
“Shall I ever do the 'Time Warp’ again?”
“Before I answer that I want to address the fact that you did contact us so I take it you have news of Ms.Read?”
“Oh yes. She has not had sex yet with Charlie but she’s planning to do so. I did put a tracer on her when we exchanged boob grabs.”
Zo seems quite pleased. “Very good Darkbee. Princess Rydia has taken a fancy to that Ms. Read Earth woman, after she heard that Princess Babygrrl wanted her. It’s a princess thing so don’t try and understand the matters of royalty.”
“Oh I forgot to mention, I am currently working for this Earth Detective, who’s on this case.”
This seems to have Zo a bit concerned. “The wheels are now in motion and we can’t afford anyone interfering with our plans. I say you take out this Detective first since we have a tag on our chosen target.”
“I shall exterminate him at lunch at the Burger brothel,” Darkbee responds.
“Do so and be careful if that dreaded mjl makes an appearance. Even when we do kidnap Ms. Read I know that I’ll take extreme pleasure ending that insignificant planet, save of course if there really is a Led Zeppelin reunion tour. Hey Hey Mamma…”
Elsewhere, the Burger Brothel has a slight waiting line of men typically looking over the shoulder when Carney shows up. Shendude arrives around the same time but there is no wait needed because well he is Shendude after all.
A little history of the Burger Brothel is in order. Archeologists in the Judean desert stumbled rather by accident on what is to believe to be the ancient cities of Sodom and Gomorrah. The chief archeologist, who claimed to have escaped from a foreign planet, found the remains of an ancient city some 20 years ago while hiking up a mountain pass one hot early morning when as fate would have it, a smoke cloud from a nearby hashish burning plant temporarily blinded him, causing him to make an ill advised left when common sense logic would dictate a right means life and a left means crash, bang, boom, ugh (hell of a run on sentence). Well as can be expected the laws of gravity prevailed and in fact the result was a crash, a bang, a boom, and an ugh followed by a long ahhhhhhh as the person fell inside a deep dark cave. While inside the cave, several hieroglyphic drawings of stick figures on various stones had shown signs of large cocks and tits. The fact that a few cell phone numbers were on the walls proved how advanced a civilization the ancient people were. Also of mention was a picture of Carmen from South Park on the wall, which suggests that they may have even discovered time travel at best and good culture at the least. Several bones of a man and woman located on top of each other were also found in the cave thus giving rise to the fact that this society was so far advanced that they had discovered a rood form of sex.
Now before I totally get off the detective story, you need to know this important fact. Though the tourist venue failed miserably a buyer was found in North America who brought (via ebay naturally) over the stones at considerable expense and used them in building the Burger Brothel. The fact that the building burned down two weeks after opening due to some ancient rocks knocking over the grease fryer pretty much mutes the story.
Now about the new Burger Brothel – it is a true male fantasy. Built to please, naked women rub their shaved pussies over each 100% all beef patty as it works its way on an automatic conveyor belt towards the fryer, giving each burger it’s distinctive flavor. The triangle vagina or cock shaped French fries are served with your choice of cum sauce, extra spicy cum or straight up naked cum or for a premium virgin cum. The drinks are poured straight out of a nipple soda machine that appear and feel lifelike according to the inventor Shendude. The prices for different sex acts are stated in writing on the menu though management has thought about doing away with a ½ blowjob special.
“So Carney my man…any interesting clients?” Shendude asks as the waitress comes over.
“Yeah…” Carney responds as he feels the waitress grab at his cock.
“You mind telling me who?” asks Shendude as he slips the waitress a $20.
“I…ah…where am I?” Carney says as his zipper comes undone.
“Have you seen this woman?” Shendude asks as he pulls out a picture.
Carney right now is in the midst of a blowjob making some silly look. Shendude grabs his friend and makes sure he can get a good look at the picture. Carney suddenly tilts his head back and exclaims…
“I GOTTA FUCKING PEE”!!!
…And knocks the waitress over and beelines it to the restroom.
While taking a whiz he hears a sound from the next stall over.
“Hey buddy want to suck my cock?” says a guy as a cock goes through some glory hole.
“No man suck mine please?” says another voice from the stall on the other side.
A third voice this one a female comes from behind the toilet. “I got tits and am allowed in the girls bathroom. So please suck my cock” as a 3rd cock comes into play.
Suddenly a head bops up from the toilet itself. “Dude, your piss is nasty. You should change your diet.”
As Carney zips up his pants a guy with his pants down is jerking off in front of him as he opens the door. The guy has a sign on…”Will give head for Booze and Cigarettes”
“Damn homeless!” Carney says as he brushes by the man.
Outside the restroom he hears several girls crying. He can’t help but be brought into the conversation.
“Oh Susan I do wish I could fuck her as a man but I am only a woman” says one of the girls.
“Oh Charlie, don’t worry I am sure Ms. Read will love you for who you are,” responds the other girl kiss.
With a reassuring hand on her breasts Charlie proclaims "I will propose to her during the Opera tonight.”
“The truth about Charlie” thinks Detective Carney as he walks back to join his friend.
Once he arrives at the table Shendude is missing. A gigantic 340 lb Jamaican girl walks up to him.
“You must be Shendude,” she says as she looks at the order form. “Hot dang! Lola’s gonna be rich today.”
“No. My friend is Shendude not me,” Carney pleads as he feels an iron grip around his waist.
He sees his friend hiding behind a skinny poll. “Shendude! Tell her who I am!” Carney screams.
As several people look at Shendude he looks over at Lola dragging Carney away and says “Later Shendude good buddy”
Carney is thrown upon a waterbed in one of the back rooms. He attempts to get up but a quick flip of Lola’s hips and he’s back down. Lola strips off her clothes showing a pussy that goes up to her neck some 4-foot in size. The room is so small and there is very little room to get off the shaking waterbed. Carney has a frightened look on his face as the pussy lips open and close of their own accord. Lola lays down on one side of the waterbed as Carney gets smashed rapidly into the ceiling before coming back down somewhat stunned. Carney feels Lola’s pussy rubbing against half his body. Suddenly Carney’s arm is trapped as the pussy lips suck in more and more of Carney. Carney tries to flee but a giant arm holds him.
Outside Darkbee has entered and is searching around. She’s armed with a laser rifle with the letter Z. Panic starts to break out.
At the same time this is happening, the assassin known as mjl walks in quite gingerly still grabbing his ass. He has heard the commotion and has pulled out his rifle.
At the first sign of trouble Shendude tries to make it out but in the panic some extra spicy cum sauce hits him in the eyes and he becomes blind temporarily.
Everyone has cleared out of the Burger Brothel save a blind Shendude as Darkbee checks the back rooms. She opens and sees Lola nude on the bed and smiles.
“Finally a pussy worthy of my cock.” Darkbee says as with a click his large cock hits the ground. Snake like it slowly rises moving in the direction of the pussy.
Carney who’s all scrunched up inside of Lola can see the pussy lips start to part and a sees a large cock moving in his direction.
End Chapter 3
(c) GratefulFred
Chapter 3
Shortly after Detective Carney rushes out to meet Shendude for his lunch date at the Burger Brothel, Carney’s secretary pulls out a glowing cell phone devise. After pressing several symbols an eerie conversation takes place.
(Translated to Earth English)
“This is Agent Darkbee reporting in.”
After several seconds… “Who dares disturb the Almighty Zo in the middle of a sex act?”
“This is Darkbee sir and if I wasn’t on this damn boring planet I too would be having some sex right now.”
“Darkbee? We have so many agents stationed on Earth. Are you that escaped lunatic we believe is living on the beach in Tel Aviv?”
‘No sir...I am from Amsterdam sent over to the US, stuck here sucking an insignificant Earth cock.”
Zo pauses for a second. “How insignificant are we speaking?”
“Let’s just say they measure in inches,” responds Darkbee as he lowers some catch between his legs and a large 7-foot cock lands on the floor with a thump causing the building to shake.
“Gillygoogle! (Closest translation). “Our race communicates with sex and having sex with even a foot long Alien is an abomination. No wonder our Evil Sorceress Princess Rydia, heir to the planet Transsexual and daughter of Riff-Raff and Magenta, wants to exterminate those Earthmen.”
“Shall I ever do the 'Time Warp’ again?”
“Before I answer that I want to address the fact that you did contact us so I take it you have news of Ms.Read?”
“Oh yes. She has not had sex yet with Charlie but she’s planning to do so. I did put a tracer on her when we exchanged boob grabs.”
Zo seems quite pleased. “Very good Darkbee. Princess Rydia has taken a fancy to that Ms. Read Earth woman, after she heard that Princess Babygrrl wanted her. It’s a princess thing so don’t try and understand the matters of royalty.”
“Oh I forgot to mention, I am currently working for this Earth Detective, who’s on this case.”
This seems to have Zo a bit concerned. “The wheels are now in motion and we can’t afford anyone interfering with our plans. I say you take out this Detective first since we have a tag on our chosen target.”
“I shall exterminate him at lunch at the Burger brothel,” Darkbee responds.
“Do so and be careful if that dreaded mjl makes an appearance. Even when we do kidnap Ms. Read I know that I’ll take extreme pleasure ending that insignificant planet, save of course if there really is a Led Zeppelin reunion tour. Hey Hey Mamma…”
Elsewhere, the Burger Brothel has a slight waiting line of men typically looking over the shoulder when Carney shows up. Shendude arrives around the same time but there is no wait needed because well he is Shendude after all.
A little history of the Burger Brothel is in order. Archeologists in the Judean desert stumbled rather by accident on what is to believe to be the ancient cities of Sodom and Gomorrah. The chief archeologist, who claimed to have escaped from a foreign planet, found the remains of an ancient city some 20 years ago while hiking up a mountain pass one hot early morning when as fate would have it, a smoke cloud from a nearby hashish burning plant temporarily blinded him, causing him to make an ill advised left when common sense logic would dictate a right means life and a left means crash, bang, boom, ugh (hell of a run on sentence). Well as can be expected the laws of gravity prevailed and in fact the result was a crash, a bang, a boom, and an ugh followed by a long ahhhhhhh as the person fell inside a deep dark cave. While inside the cave, several hieroglyphic drawings of stick figures on various stones had shown signs of large cocks and tits. The fact that a few cell phone numbers were on the walls proved how advanced a civilization the ancient people were. Also of mention was a picture of Carmen from South Park on the wall, which suggests that they may have even discovered time travel at best and good culture at the least. Several bones of a man and woman located on top of each other were also found in the cave thus giving rise to the fact that this society was so far advanced that they had discovered a rood form of sex.
Now before I totally get off the detective story, you need to know this important fact. Though the tourist venue failed miserably a buyer was found in North America who brought (via ebay naturally) over the stones at considerable expense and used them in building the Burger Brothel. The fact that the building burned down two weeks after opening due to some ancient rocks knocking over the grease fryer pretty much mutes the story.
Now about the new Burger Brothel – it is a true male fantasy. Built to please, naked women rub their shaved pussies over each 100% all beef patty as it works its way on an automatic conveyor belt towards the fryer, giving each burger it’s distinctive flavor. The triangle vagina or cock shaped French fries are served with your choice of cum sauce, extra spicy cum or straight up naked cum or for a premium virgin cum. The drinks are poured straight out of a nipple soda machine that appear and feel lifelike according to the inventor Shendude. The prices for different sex acts are stated in writing on the menu though management has thought about doing away with a ½ blowjob special.
“So Carney my man…any interesting clients?” Shendude asks as the waitress comes over.
“Yeah…” Carney responds as he feels the waitress grab at his cock.
“You mind telling me who?” asks Shendude as he slips the waitress a $20.
“I…ah…where am I?” Carney says as his zipper comes undone.
“Have you seen this woman?” Shendude asks as he pulls out a picture.
Carney right now is in the midst of a blowjob making some silly look. Shendude grabs his friend and makes sure he can get a good look at the picture. Carney suddenly tilts his head back and exclaims…
“I GOTTA FUCKING PEE”!!!
…And knocks the waitress over and beelines it to the restroom.
While taking a whiz he hears a sound from the next stall over.
“Hey buddy want to suck my cock?” says a guy as a cock goes through some glory hole.
“No man suck mine please?” says another voice from the stall on the other side.
A third voice this one a female comes from behind the toilet. “I got tits and am allowed in the girls bathroom. So please suck my cock” as a 3rd cock comes into play.
Suddenly a head bops up from the toilet itself. “Dude, your piss is nasty. You should change your diet.”
As Carney zips up his pants a guy with his pants down is jerking off in front of him as he opens the door. The guy has a sign on…”Will give head for Booze and Cigarettes”
“Damn homeless!” Carney says as he brushes by the man.
Outside the restroom he hears several girls crying. He can’t help but be brought into the conversation.
“Oh Susan I do wish I could fuck her as a man but I am only a woman” says one of the girls.
“Oh Charlie, don’t worry I am sure Ms. Read will love you for who you are,” responds the other girl kiss.
With a reassuring hand on her breasts Charlie proclaims "I will propose to her during the Opera tonight.”
“The truth about Charlie” thinks Detective Carney as he walks back to join his friend.
Once he arrives at the table Shendude is missing. A gigantic 340 lb Jamaican girl walks up to him.
“You must be Shendude,” she says as she looks at the order form. “Hot dang! Lola’s gonna be rich today.”
“No. My friend is Shendude not me,” Carney pleads as he feels an iron grip around his waist.
He sees his friend hiding behind a skinny poll. “Shendude! Tell her who I am!” Carney screams.
As several people look at Shendude he looks over at Lola dragging Carney away and says “Later Shendude good buddy”
Carney is thrown upon a waterbed in one of the back rooms. He attempts to get up but a quick flip of Lola’s hips and he’s back down. Lola strips off her clothes showing a pussy that goes up to her neck some 4-foot in size. The room is so small and there is very little room to get off the shaking waterbed. Carney has a frightened look on his face as the pussy lips open and close of their own accord. Lola lays down on one side of the waterbed as Carney gets smashed rapidly into the ceiling before coming back down somewhat stunned. Carney feels Lola’s pussy rubbing against half his body. Suddenly Carney’s arm is trapped as the pussy lips suck in more and more of Carney. Carney tries to flee but a giant arm holds him.
Outside Darkbee has entered and is searching around. She’s armed with a laser rifle with the letter Z. Panic starts to break out.
At the same time this is happening, the assassin known as mjl walks in quite gingerly still grabbing his ass. He has heard the commotion and has pulled out his rifle.
At the first sign of trouble Shendude tries to make it out but in the panic some extra spicy cum sauce hits him in the eyes and he becomes blind temporarily.
Everyone has cleared out of the Burger Brothel save a blind Shendude as Darkbee checks the back rooms. She opens and sees Lola nude on the bed and smiles.
“Finally a pussy worthy of my cock.” Darkbee says as with a click his large cock hits the ground. Snake like it slowly rises moving in the direction of the pussy.
Carney who’s all scrunched up inside of Lola can see the pussy lips start to part and a sees a large cock moving in his direction.
End Chapter 3
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Holy shit.
*wipes tears of laughter from eyes*
Thank you Fred, thank you.
This made my day even if you did make me a lesbian. *grin* Tho from what I know of Ms. Read, she'd be more than enough to turn a gal in a naosecond.
*wipes tears of laughter from eyes*
Thank you Fred, thank you.
This made my day even if you did make me a lesbian. *grin* Tho from what I know of Ms. Read, she'd be more than enough to turn a gal in a naosecond.
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Thanks so much babygrrl. Hang around for the wild opera where I will break out in song parodies. My conclusions are usually grand!
Need to refuel now. Your comments keep me going.
P.S. You can spread the word also. Even people not in the story may enjoy a laugh.
Need to refuel now. Your comments keep me going.
P.S. You can spread the word also. Even people not in the story may enjoy a laugh.
GratefulFred
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Thanks for giving me feet instead of centimeters!
Dude, now I know you been in America too long. You are in Meters!
And mjl, I still have time to give your assassin some character development before the big end. Of course a prequel could also be in the works if I forget it.
Chapter 4 I promise will have more cliffhangers.
Remember people to start studying the Phantom of the Opera story.
And also spread the word.
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The Case of the Missing Boyfriend
© GratefulFred
Chapter 4
“Most of the news stations in galaxy were tuned in to a special press conference with the members of Led Zeppelin. Robert Plant looked over at Jimmy Page when several reporters asked about a possible reunion. Jimmy had a smile on his face that quickly turned to a sour look.
“Christ! What is that fuckin’ smell?” Jimmy Page said as he looked over at Plant. “Did you plant one Plant?”
Plants mood looked somber. “Fuck you Troll Zoso!” Plant responded giving Page the finger.
Plant dodged the fret of Page’s guitar swing but got hit on the second fret of the double fretted guitar. John Paul and Bonham Jr. jump on Page and a bone chilling sound broke out.
“You broke my middle finger you bastards!” Jimmy screamed as the band broke apart.
The news broke in to announce that a large smelly mushroom cloud that had appeared from some high altitude directly above a certain “Sex Doll Consignment Shop” was to blame and police were checking to see if there was any connection. This news freed Robert Plant on bond from prison for fart crimes against humanity. The news also said that the fumes were of some unknown chemical origin and people should stay inside.
Meanwhile light years away, Princess Rydia called over to her chief of staff.
“Princess Babygrrl and her pesky race of ingrown toenails have no doubt broken the truce with that stink bomb attack on Earth in order to disrupt the Led Zeppelin reunion. I order a full out assault. Assemble the Transvestites and bring me Babygrrl’s pussy wet or dry!”
Princess Rydia has a strategy “Well send the fleet to these coordinates and have them jump to the left.”
“The left?” asked one of her advisers.
“Yes. And than a step to the right…”
“That will confuse them for sure. Excellent strategy” responds the adviser.
While within a few short light years away...
“Princess Babygrrl, our spies have picked up a message that Princess Rydia is planning an assault. What shall we do?”
Princess Babygrrl is busy getting her 1 pm pussy sucked has this to say.
“Send a message to Princess Rydia that I wish to have a sexual duel with her to decide our people’s fates. Now leave me my people…no not you…keep the orgasms coming sweetypie.”
Elsewhere outside the Burger Brothel, a sexy female is running for her life. She runs into the nearby mall heading straight up to the ladies lingerie section, right into the 3rd dressing room on the left. As soon as she burst in she sees her best girlfriend in the middle of changing bras. So surprised the two girls hug.
“Charlie!” Ms. Read says as the 2 girls hug.
“Oh Ms.Read. It was terrible. I was having lunch with Susan and some crazy Dutch girl or guy burst in with a gun. I thought only such things happen on Cartoon Network. I was so scared. My hearts beating like crazy.”
“Oh don’t worry Charlie. Just rest your head on my shoulders. You are my best friend after all,” Ms. Read says as Charlie puts her mouth on one of Ms. Read’s exposed nipples.
Charlie suddenly feels faint and looks up at her girlfriend. “I think I drank too much water also. I may need mouth to mouuuutttthhhh…”
“CHARLIE!” screams Ms.Read as her girlfriend slowly collapses on the floor. She blows air into her best friends lungs and pushes on her heart trying to bring her best friend back.
Charlie whispers the word “Tongue” and Ms.Read frantically French kisses Charlie.
“Don’t die!” Ms.Read screams as Charlie moves her hands ever so slightly.
Charlie whispers with closed eyes “So cold. My hands are so cold. Need to feel warmth”
Ms. Read quickly thinking knows body heat is the answer and takes off Charlie’s clothes as well as her own and gets on top of her friend. Charlie’s hands have found Ms.Read’s pussy. To hold back her tears Ms.Read continues to French kiss her girlfriend to save her from dying. The meshing of pussies draws a few little sparks.
After sometime Charlie’s eyes open. “You’ve brought me back from the dead.”
Ms.Read looks at her girlfriend. “I was so frightened. I knew that if I didn’t do something fast, even if it meant having some intimate relations, I’d lose you.”
The two girlfriends look at each other as Charlie begins to speak. “Look. I may be a girl and all but can’t I give you more than any guy could? I mean aren’t we best friends?”
Ms.Read blushes. “Of course Charlie, but you are a girl. A guy can do so many more things to me that you can’t. I met this guy named Charlie. Hey! You both have the same name! I think you’d like him. He’s performing at the Opera tomorrow. Are you going?”
Before Charlie can answer a cloud of musty odor goes through the mall as her face takes on a sour note “What is that fuckin’ smell?”
At about this time a passing symbiotic meteorite family having spent some good quality family time on the twirling ride located in Jupiter’s eye decided to take a big catapult slingshot ride around the Sun. However, a somewhat mischievous meteor child (over 18 years of age in case the Literotica censors want to remove this story) made of some banned substance decided to take a left turn at Mars resulting in some crash, bang, boom, and ugh, but instead of bouncing back he followed some fumes and landed on the planet Earth. Smashing straight through some building, unknown amounts of radioactivity poured out of him.
The building, in case you didn’t guess it, was “Sex Doll Consignment Shop” and all the Sex dolls sprung back to life save they all seem to be sex starved horny zombies.
Leaving the destroyed building the undead and un-Fred zombie chics find some guy Pussylicker and he gets fucked before screaming out. The girls get him off/off him and he too becomes a sex starved horny zombie.
Pussylicker’s mom witnessing the whole thing shouts out “I want a divorce you cheating son of mine!”
The two police officers from Shendude’s pad see the zombie army of nude chics and a guy and decide to start shooting at the guy. The girls hold the police down as Pussylicker gives each guy ½ a blowjob. The cops turn zombie like. Before midnight the whole ton has turned pretty much zombie like, save those glued to Ben10 on Cartton Network. The sex-starved horny zombies move in on the Opera building.
Drum roll please…
Back at the Burger Brothel, Shendude has been blinded by hot spicy cum in his eyes. MJL is on the prowl and Darkbee is preparing to fuck a giant pussy with Detective Carney inside.
Carney with little room discovers his hand is touching some object and decides to push it out of Lola’s mighty pussy lips.
Darkbee looks as several hamburgers come out of Lola’s large pussy.
“Oh my God!” Darkbee screams, ”You have an ass in front of your body!”
“I do not!” shouts back Lola as she gets up and slaps Darkbee across his 2+ meters sized cock.
Carney throws another burger outside the opening pussy lips that hits Darkbee in the face.
“Quit shitting on me!” Darkbee says as he runs out of the room in freak-out mode.
MJL about to blow Shendude away with his gun for no reason other than it just seemed like a cool idea at that moment is caught unaware as Darkbee falls into him. The two sworn enemies reach for their weapons but neither fire. Darkbee feels a lump in his throat, as does MJL. The two lower their weapons slowly. Darkbee pulls out urine shaped frozen dildo and MJL pops a pill that enlarges his mouth some 2+ feet wide. Darkbee inserts the Dildo into MJL as MJL deep throats Darkbee’s big cock.
Meanwhile blind Shendude falls upon the burger conveyor belt, and gets burned. He reaches over to the fountain drink machine and can’t find the breasts. Suddenly he feels several breasts hit him in the head saying things like “Stab him with you nipple!” “Titanic Titties don’t fail me now!”
About 50 feet away from this point Carney is flung out of the pussy lips and lives to tell the tale. Lola tells Carney to lie down and Carney knows that if she gets on top of him it’ll be his doom. Lola takes Carney’s wallet out and is pleased. Donning her colorful hat she grabs Carney's cock getting him off in a few seconds. Carney’s cum is placed by Lola inside a wooden dildo. Lola begins to speak…
“Shendude…(she doesn’t know it’s Carney) you are a very good man so from now on I will use my voodoo power to guide your cock. Now be gone my pussy juice covered friend and I predict a great event will happen to your life…tonight…at the Opera.
Leaving the Burger Brothel, Detective Carney sees his secretary getting her pussy licked by a guy with the greatest mouth he’s ever seen in his life. Pretty strange thinks Carney that the guy’s cheeks seem to be moving in odd directions.
Carney sees Shendude getting hit by tits and calls over to his friend.
“Thanks dude. I almost got killed back their” Carney tells his blind buddy.
“Carney is that you? I can’t see because of this hot spicy cum.”
Carney watches as the tits fly out of the Berger Brothel looking for their owners.
“Dude! You smell like Pussy!” blind Shendude says.
“Dames! Some guys got it!” Carney responds and he and his buddy head outside.
By now it’s early evening when Carney sees a street full of sex-starved zombies. He rushes with his buddy to the mall just before it closes. They notice that besides every place smelling pretty bad the mall is fairly empty. They do bump into Ms. Read and female Charlie.
“Detective it is you” Ms.Read says, “Did you find my boyfriend Charlie? What can you tell me?”
Detective Carney remembers the conversation at the Burger Brothel and knows it is his job to tell his client the truth.
Before getting a chance to speak several of the sex-starved zombies break through the main entrance. The lead one is holding a double fretted guitar.
End Chapter 4
To be concluded…
© GratefulFred
Chapter 4
“Most of the news stations in galaxy were tuned in to a special press conference with the members of Led Zeppelin. Robert Plant looked over at Jimmy Page when several reporters asked about a possible reunion. Jimmy had a smile on his face that quickly turned to a sour look.
“Christ! What is that fuckin’ smell?” Jimmy Page said as he looked over at Plant. “Did you plant one Plant?”
Plants mood looked somber. “Fuck you Troll Zoso!” Plant responded giving Page the finger.
Plant dodged the fret of Page’s guitar swing but got hit on the second fret of the double fretted guitar. John Paul and Bonham Jr. jump on Page and a bone chilling sound broke out.
“You broke my middle finger you bastards!” Jimmy screamed as the band broke apart.
The news broke in to announce that a large smelly mushroom cloud that had appeared from some high altitude directly above a certain “Sex Doll Consignment Shop” was to blame and police were checking to see if there was any connection. This news freed Robert Plant on bond from prison for fart crimes against humanity. The news also said that the fumes were of some unknown chemical origin and people should stay inside.
Meanwhile light years away, Princess Rydia called over to her chief of staff.
“Princess Babygrrl and her pesky race of ingrown toenails have no doubt broken the truce with that stink bomb attack on Earth in order to disrupt the Led Zeppelin reunion. I order a full out assault. Assemble the Transvestites and bring me Babygrrl’s pussy wet or dry!”
Princess Rydia has a strategy “Well send the fleet to these coordinates and have them jump to the left.”
“The left?” asked one of her advisers.
“Yes. And than a step to the right…”
“That will confuse them for sure. Excellent strategy” responds the adviser.
While within a few short light years away...
“Princess Babygrrl, our spies have picked up a message that Princess Rydia is planning an assault. What shall we do?”
Princess Babygrrl is busy getting her 1 pm pussy sucked has this to say.
“Send a message to Princess Rydia that I wish to have a sexual duel with her to decide our people’s fates. Now leave me my people…no not you…keep the orgasms coming sweetypie.”
Elsewhere outside the Burger Brothel, a sexy female is running for her life. She runs into the nearby mall heading straight up to the ladies lingerie section, right into the 3rd dressing room on the left. As soon as she burst in she sees her best girlfriend in the middle of changing bras. So surprised the two girls hug.
“Charlie!” Ms. Read says as the 2 girls hug.
“Oh Ms.Read. It was terrible. I was having lunch with Susan and some crazy Dutch girl or guy burst in with a gun. I thought only such things happen on Cartoon Network. I was so scared. My hearts beating like crazy.”
“Oh don’t worry Charlie. Just rest your head on my shoulders. You are my best friend after all,” Ms. Read says as Charlie puts her mouth on one of Ms. Read’s exposed nipples.
Charlie suddenly feels faint and looks up at her girlfriend. “I think I drank too much water also. I may need mouth to mouuuutttthhhh…”
“CHARLIE!” screams Ms.Read as her girlfriend slowly collapses on the floor. She blows air into her best friends lungs and pushes on her heart trying to bring her best friend back.
Charlie whispers the word “Tongue” and Ms.Read frantically French kisses Charlie.
“Don’t die!” Ms.Read screams as Charlie moves her hands ever so slightly.
Charlie whispers with closed eyes “So cold. My hands are so cold. Need to feel warmth”
Ms. Read quickly thinking knows body heat is the answer and takes off Charlie’s clothes as well as her own and gets on top of her friend. Charlie’s hands have found Ms.Read’s pussy. To hold back her tears Ms.Read continues to French kiss her girlfriend to save her from dying. The meshing of pussies draws a few little sparks.
After sometime Charlie’s eyes open. “You’ve brought me back from the dead.”
Ms.Read looks at her girlfriend. “I was so frightened. I knew that if I didn’t do something fast, even if it meant having some intimate relations, I’d lose you.”
The two girlfriends look at each other as Charlie begins to speak. “Look. I may be a girl and all but can’t I give you more than any guy could? I mean aren’t we best friends?”
Ms.Read blushes. “Of course Charlie, but you are a girl. A guy can do so many more things to me that you can’t. I met this guy named Charlie. Hey! You both have the same name! I think you’d like him. He’s performing at the Opera tomorrow. Are you going?”
Before Charlie can answer a cloud of musty odor goes through the mall as her face takes on a sour note “What is that fuckin’ smell?”
At about this time a passing symbiotic meteorite family having spent some good quality family time on the twirling ride located in Jupiter’s eye decided to take a big catapult slingshot ride around the Sun. However, a somewhat mischievous meteor child (over 18 years of age in case the Literotica censors want to remove this story) made of some banned substance decided to take a left turn at Mars resulting in some crash, bang, boom, and ugh, but instead of bouncing back he followed some fumes and landed on the planet Earth. Smashing straight through some building, unknown amounts of radioactivity poured out of him.
The building, in case you didn’t guess it, was “Sex Doll Consignment Shop” and all the Sex dolls sprung back to life save they all seem to be sex starved horny zombies.
Leaving the destroyed building the undead and un-Fred zombie chics find some guy Pussylicker and he gets fucked before screaming out. The girls get him off/off him and he too becomes a sex starved horny zombie.
Pussylicker’s mom witnessing the whole thing shouts out “I want a divorce you cheating son of mine!”
The two police officers from Shendude’s pad see the zombie army of nude chics and a guy and decide to start shooting at the guy. The girls hold the police down as Pussylicker gives each guy ½ a blowjob. The cops turn zombie like. Before midnight the whole ton has turned pretty much zombie like, save those glued to Ben10 on Cartton Network. The sex-starved horny zombies move in on the Opera building.
Drum roll please…
Back at the Burger Brothel, Shendude has been blinded by hot spicy cum in his eyes. MJL is on the prowl and Darkbee is preparing to fuck a giant pussy with Detective Carney inside.
Carney with little room discovers his hand is touching some object and decides to push it out of Lola’s mighty pussy lips.
Darkbee looks as several hamburgers come out of Lola’s large pussy.
“Oh my God!” Darkbee screams, ”You have an ass in front of your body!”
“I do not!” shouts back Lola as she gets up and slaps Darkbee across his 2+ meters sized cock.
Carney throws another burger outside the opening pussy lips that hits Darkbee in the face.
“Quit shitting on me!” Darkbee says as he runs out of the room in freak-out mode.
MJL about to blow Shendude away with his gun for no reason other than it just seemed like a cool idea at that moment is caught unaware as Darkbee falls into him. The two sworn enemies reach for their weapons but neither fire. Darkbee feels a lump in his throat, as does MJL. The two lower their weapons slowly. Darkbee pulls out urine shaped frozen dildo and MJL pops a pill that enlarges his mouth some 2+ feet wide. Darkbee inserts the Dildo into MJL as MJL deep throats Darkbee’s big cock.
Meanwhile blind Shendude falls upon the burger conveyor belt, and gets burned. He reaches over to the fountain drink machine and can’t find the breasts. Suddenly he feels several breasts hit him in the head saying things like “Stab him with you nipple!” “Titanic Titties don’t fail me now!”
About 50 feet away from this point Carney is flung out of the pussy lips and lives to tell the tale. Lola tells Carney to lie down and Carney knows that if she gets on top of him it’ll be his doom. Lola takes Carney’s wallet out and is pleased. Donning her colorful hat she grabs Carney's cock getting him off in a few seconds. Carney’s cum is placed by Lola inside a wooden dildo. Lola begins to speak…
“Shendude…(she doesn’t know it’s Carney) you are a very good man so from now on I will use my voodoo power to guide your cock. Now be gone my pussy juice covered friend and I predict a great event will happen to your life…tonight…at the Opera.
Leaving the Burger Brothel, Detective Carney sees his secretary getting her pussy licked by a guy with the greatest mouth he’s ever seen in his life. Pretty strange thinks Carney that the guy’s cheeks seem to be moving in odd directions.
Carney sees Shendude getting hit by tits and calls over to his friend.
“Thanks dude. I almost got killed back their” Carney tells his blind buddy.
“Carney is that you? I can’t see because of this hot spicy cum.”
Carney watches as the tits fly out of the Berger Brothel looking for their owners.
“Dude! You smell like Pussy!” blind Shendude says.
“Dames! Some guys got it!” Carney responds and he and his buddy head outside.
By now it’s early evening when Carney sees a street full of sex-starved zombies. He rushes with his buddy to the mall just before it closes. They notice that besides every place smelling pretty bad the mall is fairly empty. They do bump into Ms. Read and female Charlie.
“Detective it is you” Ms.Read says, “Did you find my boyfriend Charlie? What can you tell me?”
Detective Carney remembers the conversation at the Burger Brothel and knows it is his job to tell his client the truth.
Before getting a chance to speak several of the sex-starved zombies break through the main entrance. The lead one is holding a double fretted guitar.
End Chapter 4
To be concluded…
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OMG!
The history of the Brothel Burger place is totally lish! I knew this was gonna be weird, Fred. Ok... what are the three princesses gonna do with a wooden penis cos I can imagine PLENTY! (giggle) oooh, then there's the alien with the weird appetite. I had to read over it twice before it sank in. Go on! MORE!
The history of the Brothel Burger place is totally lish! I knew this was gonna be weird, Fred. Ok... what are the three princesses gonna do with a wooden penis cos I can imagine PLENTY! (giggle) oooh, then there's the alien with the weird appetite. I had to read over it twice before it sank in. Go on! MORE!
