Story Time

[GratefulFred]

I need a your first name (or alias) and an idea or ideas of something you'd like to see in a story. I will use one, some, all or none of those ideas in a story, combining all the ideas from everyone contributing, some of the ideas, or one of the ideas (not none) in a custom made story. The story will show up in this thread as a way of bypassing the censors.

Such a story will have a plot not at all thought out, have loads of grammar errors, and be something godlike according to wise Loki.

Be brave. Support "Story ideas" over all those other mindless forums. The editors in Literotica have not spread a terrible rumor that "Story Ideas" will be closing some time soon to make way for a "How to Bestiality" Forum.

Of course the more clever the suggestions the more fun the story will be.

Here's a quick example using the proper response.

Name: Snooper
Idea: Giving head to a door knob

Newbees are welcome and encouraged to contribute. Secret decoder rings are available should I find them burried in my sofa waterbed.

 

[DarkBee]

Luckily I didn't have beer in my mouth when I read this, otherwise it would've been all over my monitor and keyboard.

 

[Carnevil9]

Name: Carney
Idea: A woman using a dildo on herself, only it is made of frozen urine.
Idea: A Peeping Tom with a fear of heights. And widths.
Idea: A magical talking beast, with the head of a lion and the body of a lion, but not the same lion.
Idea: A prostitute with a heart of gold. Of course she dies, as a golden heart can't pump blood.

 

[GratefulFred]

Excellent ideas. Come on Darkbee don't be shy. We need more people!

Who knows what carnevil lurks in the pants of men?

 

[DarkBee]

See above!

 

[DarkBee]

Nah, I always end up being serious, and that obviously doesn't go with the tone of this thread.

 

[rydia57]

Gad... I suppose so. I can lose hope on the shower story huh?

Name:Rydia57
Idea: Voodoo Wooden penis. Open it up, place a guy's come inside it becomes that guys penis. girl can borrow it and do whatever she wishes. The guy will feel it.

Idea: Two dense policemen, direct traffic by day. Pimps at night. Hey, I'd read it!

 

[mjl2010]

I gotta be nuts for putting my 3-1/4 cents into this.

Name: MJL
Idea: On the night of a full moon, a wanking Lit troll's dick morphs into a oversize clitoris. The sudden over-stimulation causes him/her to squirt, shorting out the computer and electrocuting him. What a way to go!

Idea: Another wanking Lit troll stalks cyber women on the net. One invites him over and he's excited, but when he gets there, the little 90 pound geek is amazed to find out that Lola is a 340 pound linebacker for the Vikings.

Idea: A 340 pound linebacker for the Vikings stalks Wanking Lit trolls. He finds out where one lives and goes there to pillage his virgin ass. The troll is quick though, he jumps out of the way and the linebacker ends up stuck to the floor in some sort of white goo while the geek escapes.


I usually sign my initials. not this time.

 

[ronaele2006]

Are cat girls and dog guys allowed to mate or would it be beastiality? Could be good....

 

[GratefulFred]

The more the merrier ronaele2006 and yes there will definitely be room enough for a shower masturbation scene.

 

[GratefulFred]

The plot will be at the time of camelot with trolls and magic and stuff. Don't let that influence any of your ideas as I feel I can use everything thus far and more.

So far we have...mjl, carnevil and rydia up for the warped journey. Darkbee should be thrown in the mix. Who else?

 

[Carnevil9]

Camelot? Make it a used camel lot, and Arab huckster salesmen try to talk sweet old ladies into buying broken down old camels that were only driven to mosque on Sundays.

 

[mjl2010]

One thing for sure Freddy, you make me laugh.

If you're ever doing stand up in the midwest, let me know. I'll have a seat right up front.

MJL

 

[ms.read]

Gad... I suppose so. I can lose hope on the shower story huh?

Name:Rydia57
Idea: Voodoo Wooden penis. Open it up, place a guy's come inside it becomes that guys penis. girl can borrow it and do whatever she wishes. The guy will feel it.

Idea: Two dense policemen, direct traffic by day. Pimps at night. Hey, I'd read it!

The first idea sounds somewhat plausible, but where would she get the guys come in the first place?

 

[GratefulFred]

the story is going to take place just after Arthur and his goody boys split the scene, which actually is one of the most monumentum important periods in the life of some girl who was quite relieved that she wasn't going to have that bastard son.

 

[GratefulFred]

Hey Ms. read, the mystic voodoo penis ritual should be a piece of cake once I get myself fairly wasted.

Why don't you jump into our merry tale?

If so, just give me an idea you'd like to read about and either your first name or I'll just put in your Lit' name.

 

[rydia57]

The first idea sounds somewhat plausible, but where would she get the guys come in the first place?

She'd get it from the guy, like she'd wanna engage him again, but they weren't able to get together, I guess...

 

[ms.read]

Idea: To ms.read's abeject horror, her best friend turns out to be a transvestite ( woman who wears mans clothes) who tries to get ms.read drunk at a bar to get into her pants.
Best friend's name is Charlie.

 

[GratefulFred]

From this point on, anyone is still welcome to add what they like to see in a story but there are no guarantees you'll make it in. The magical talking beast may be the only idea I am scratching at this point.

Though I did at first plan on a post-Camelot campaign your ideas warrent a more modern feel.

The genre I am most comfortable with writing above all others is a good ole fashion detective story and thus that is what you can expect.

You can threaten me, pressure me, offer me bribes in order for me to speed up the delivery of said tale.

The story is beginning now...Hold it...phone's ringing! Fuck it's my probabtion officer! Better get her phone number.

 

[ms.read]

So am I in? Or not?

Don't make me hold your probation officer's phone number hostage!:caning:

 

[Shendude]

Name: Shendude.
Idea: A Princess challenges an evil Sorceress to a sexual duel.
Idea: A girl with invisible flesh, but a visible skeleton.
Idea: A brothel where every girl has a special gimmick, such as abnormal erogenous zones, or frictionless skin.
Idea: A race that uses sex to communicate.
Idea: Telepathic sex.

 

[Guest]

Name: Babygrrl
Idea: Cock of the Opera - mysterious invisible sex attacks in the Grand Opera house.

 

[DarkBee]

Name: DarkBee
Idea: A hermaphrodite vampire who's victims become sex-craving zombies of the opposite gender.

 

[GratefulFred]

You people are asking for an epic tale possibly exceeding 750 letters or words. the way things are going we may reach a paragraph.

Chapter 1's up and running.

Carney, Mjl, Rydia, Ms. Read, Darkbee, Babygrrl, and Shendude and along for the ride thus far.

 

[ms.read]

YAY! yippee