fittexanman
Fit and freaky
- Joined
- Aug 31, 2013
- Posts
- 4
I recently wrote a ridiculous story called "KnotBrutas A Farcical Love of Story" : The dumbest thing I've ever written.
I knew it would be difficult to publish, but I can't seem to stop trying. Help me if you can...
Why write it the first place? Because I find some of the publishing rules at minimum confusing, and in most cases downright contradictory to common sense.
Author's Note: This story intentionally pokes fun at societal norms and hypocrisies as well as Literotica's own content boundaries. I challenged myself to see how closely I could approach but not violate the limits and still get published. Just a little fun. The next thing I knew I'd written this stupid story that's kind of funny too. I myself only give it a one in five chance of getting published. Fingers crossed!
(TL;Dr: story about a girl fucking a rubber "KnotDildo" and imagining a mythical "doglike" creature is actually fucking her)
Characters:
Daisy Sue Stevens (Age: 21)
RealBrutas: Daisy's actual pet dog
KnotBrutas: a mythical creature called a NotDog with blue fur and a blue penis, that can talk. (see excerpt below)
The mental image her brain returned was almost exactly like her own pet RealBrutas! First and foremost the beast fucking her was NOT Brutas, because she could still see the RealBrutas in front of her. He was across the room, watching her getting ravaged and panting. It was NOT Brutas because his fur was blue. It was NOT Brutas, because he could smile like a human, and finally it was NOT Brutas because he looked at her and spoke like a human for the first time.
"What you lookin' at bitch. Shut your fucking mouth and get ready for the rest of this big blue fantasy dog dick."
Honestly, the story is so hilarious, that I just have to figure out how to make it pass review and get published. Any help is appreciated.
I knew it would be difficult to publish, but I can't seem to stop trying. Help me if you can...
Why write it the first place? Because I find some of the publishing rules at minimum confusing, and in most cases downright contradictory to common sense.
Author's Note: This story intentionally pokes fun at societal norms and hypocrisies as well as Literotica's own content boundaries. I challenged myself to see how closely I could approach but not violate the limits and still get published. Just a little fun. The next thing I knew I'd written this stupid story that's kind of funny too. I myself only give it a one in five chance of getting published. Fingers crossed!
(TL;Dr: story about a girl fucking a rubber "KnotDildo" and imagining a mythical "doglike" creature is actually fucking her)
Characters:
Daisy Sue Stevens (Age: 21)
RealBrutas: Daisy's actual pet dog
KnotBrutas: a mythical creature called a NotDog with blue fur and a blue penis, that can talk. (see excerpt below)
The mental image her brain returned was almost exactly like her own pet RealBrutas! First and foremost the beast fucking her was NOT Brutas, because she could still see the RealBrutas in front of her. He was across the room, watching her getting ravaged and panting. It was NOT Brutas because his fur was blue. It was NOT Brutas, because he could smile like a human, and finally it was NOT Brutas because he looked at her and spoke like a human for the first time.
"What you lookin' at bitch. Shut your fucking mouth and get ready for the rest of this big blue fantasy dog dick."
Honestly, the story is so hilarious, that I just have to figure out how to make it pass review and get published. Any help is appreciated.
