Stocking Stuffers

*Boldly straying from the theme*

Brain teaser puzzles.
 
I need more of these things. They're my favorite. I got the girl some lotion...one of those snap-cool towels for running/hiking...and some of those Harry Potter jelly beans. I got my pops some freeze dried ice cream, one of those awesome head scratcher things, and business cards titled "war time consigliere." I got my brother in law an autograph by some modern artist he likes and a Michigan key chain/bottle opener. I got my sister some fancy fucking tea, a tin of saffron, and some smartwool socks. And I got my mom some pinking shears, a digital meat thermometer, and an iTunes gift card for her new phone.
 
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Novelty gifts, like the candy pooping reindeer. Christmas Pez. Scratch tickets are fun too. Christmas flavored lip balms, the inexpensive stretchy gloves or mittens. Christmas socks or underwear, special ornament. Mini alcohol bottles.
 
the other day I asked my son about this dish of bouncy balls that he has in his dorm room. It's every bouncy ball he ever got in his Christmas stocking.. I per year. Now that they're older, I usually throw in a bar shampoo from Lush, something sports related..

I've never done a naughty stocking.. but I've put myself in one of those 5' stockings before. (that led to laying a dolly under the tree.. but that's a different thread)

I think I would want a little feather pen, a sleep mask, and a small candle..
just enough to make me wonder if it was nice or naughty
 
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