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why does Monty Python seem dated sometimes?
You smell like a distillary
....and Mulligatawny?At least I know how to spell distillery!
Only if you stop leaving all these boob gifs! How am not supposed to with all that eye candy!?Please stop leaving your spunk towels on the floor …. I hate having to pick them up and wash my hands after!
Mom!!!! Conrad is watching porn in the family room again! Make him stop!Only if you stop leaving all these boob gifs! How am not supposed to with all that eye candy!?
Mom!!! Indie tried to stick a finger somewhere while I was distracted watching porn! Make her stop!Mom!!!! Conrad is watching porn in the family room again! Make him stop!
Do you have to… breathe!!!"What the fuck were you thinking! Oh, wait, I'm sorry. That was wrong of me. Accusing you of thinking! "
"Two minutes around you and I wish I didn't have to. "Do you have to… breathe!!!
Then stop, see if I care!"Two minutes around you and I wish I didn't have to. "
"Like I'd listen to you."Then stop, see if I care!
Maybe if you did once in awhile you wouldnt come off as such a complete asshole!"Like I'd listen to you."
"This from Oprah's number one fan!"Maybe if you did once in awhile you wouldnt come off as such a complete asshole!
Aww, I love that one"This from Oprah's number one fan!"
"What? You can't sit on your ass.and text at the same time? Figures."Aww, I love that one
It’s been a pleasure and and honor, now I have to bow out and go and breastfeed.
Have a great day!
Haha, love it!!"What? You can't sit on your ass.and text at the same time? Figures."
(((Have a great day!)))
"Man-handling the remote and eating Bon-bons?"Maybe I have a plan for the other hand…